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♪♪

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(splashing)

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Apple Bloom: Just one
more time. Please!

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All right, but this
is the last one.

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Whoo hoo!

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Wheeeee!

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(splash)

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(shouts and choking)

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Oh dear me!

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Sure wish you'd come
swimmin' with us, Granny.

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Sorry, dear, but I just
can't bring myself anywhere

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near that there
swimmin' hole.

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How come?

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Well, I wasn't
always this way.

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(film clicking)

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♪ (old time piano) ♪

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Time was, I was an
aqua-pony all star.

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In fact, I was the only
Apple to ever come close

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to breaking the Equestria
high diving record.

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♪♪

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Falling six stories into
a deep-dish pie pan

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takes a toll on
the hindquarters.

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Oh, I was so sore,
it took years

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before I could even
look at the water again.

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Just the idea of swimming
makes my whole body ache.

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Besides, these old legs can't
even paddle fast enough

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to stay afloat.

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(losing balance shouts)

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Boy, I sure would hate
to be afraid of swimming.

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Do you think I'll ever
be scared of the water?

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♪ (Jaws theme) ♪

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Aaah!

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Nope.

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(laughter)

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♪ My Little Pony,
My Little Pony ♪

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♪ Aaaaahhh! ♪

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♪ (upbeat) ♪

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♪ My Little Pony ♪

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♪ I used to wonder what
friendship could be ♪

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♪ My Little Pony ♪

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♪ Until you all shared
its magic with me ♪

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♪ Big adventure ♪

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♪ Tons of fun. ♪

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♪ A beautiful heart ♪

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♪ faithful and strong ♪

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♪ Sharing kindness ♪

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♪ it's an easy feat ♪

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♪ And magic makes it
all complete ♪

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♪ My Little Ponies ♪

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♪ Do you know you're all
my very best friends? ♪

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♪♪

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♪ (banjo) ♪

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Apple Bloom: Wow, Granny.

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I can't believe you
were a high diver.

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The best one in Ponyville.

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Do you think I could
be a high diver?

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Nope.

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Absolutely not!

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But...

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Now you hold your horse
feathers, little seed.

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I never said being a high
diver was a smart decision.

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It's incredibly dangerous.

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I know, but--

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But nothin'!

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It is the riskiest, scariest,
darned fool thing I ever did do.

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That's not to say I don't wish
I was still young and spry

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and confident, but
let's leave the flying

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through the air to the pegasi.

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Wow, when you put it that
way, it doesn't sound so fun.

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(crowd chattering)

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♪ (carnival music) ♪

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Wow. I wonder where
everypony's heading.

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♪♪

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Now, where in Ponyville do
you two think you're going?

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Oh, quit being such a worry
worm and follow your ears.

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Come on, Applejack.

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Aren't you curious?

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♪♪

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♪ (louder) ♪

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♪ (music ends) ♪

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(excited chatter)

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Shhh!

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(lights click on)

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(squeaking)

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(poof poof)

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Thank you one and all for your
attendance and we guarantee that

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your time here will
not be spent in vain.

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In fact, we think it will prove
to be the most valuable time

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you've ever spent.

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The Flim Flam Brothers!

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Yep.
This should be
interesting.

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Welcome one and all to the
demonstration of a lifetime.

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A demonstration
of a better life.

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A demonstration
of a better time.

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And if we haven't captured
your interest just yet,

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by the time we finish an
unfortunate phenomenon

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practically guarantees
that we will.

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A phenomenon?
What's that?

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It's a circumstance
perceptible by the senses,

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but in this case it's
the simple fact that...

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♪ There's ailments
all around us, ♪

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♪ in everything we
touch and see. ♪

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♪ The sickness that
lies waiting there, ♪

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♪ in every breath you breathe. ♪

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♪ Disease will up and grab you
as it crawls from land and sea ♪

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♪ It's amazing how infected
that the natural world ♪

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♪ and all its things can be. ♪

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Now I understand that some of
you don't think you're sick

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but twisted hooves
and aching joints

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don't heal all that quick.

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Consider just how dangerous
this world is, you might-

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♪ Slip and fall, break or sprain
something here tonight ♪

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♪ But luckily for you we've
got the thing you need. ♪

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♪ And it's easier when
all you need's the cure ♪

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♪ The Flim Flam Miracle
Curative Tonic ♪

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♪ Is just what the
doctor ordered, I'm sure. ♪

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Now I know our claims
seem fantastical...

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impractical,

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improbable,

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impossible...

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And magical!

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So we welcome every
suffering pony

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to make their way
up to the stage.

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Now don't crowd.

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And we'll prove our
tonic's effectiveness

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before your very eyes!

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You there! Come
up here, good sir.

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I'll wager you're tired of
those crutches, my friend.

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Try taking a sip of this!

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(astonished gasps)

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♪ That's why you're so lucky! ♪

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♪ We've got the thing for you ♪

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♪ Just come on up, we've
always got some more! ♪

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♪ of the Flim Flam Miracle
Curative Tonic ♪

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♪ I won't need these crutches
to dance out the door! ♪

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Now, how do you like that?

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I don't.

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There's something funny
about this whole thing.

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♪ Now some of you may suffer
from feelings of despair ♪

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♪ You're old, you're tired,
your legs won't work ♪

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♪ There's greying in your hair ♪

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♪ Just listen; I'll tell you
that you don't need to fear ♪

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♪ Your ears will work,
your muscles tone ♪

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♪ Your eyes will see so clear! ♪

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♪ Luckily for us you've
got the thing we need! ♪

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♪ The answer to our
problems in a jar ♪

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♪ The Flim Flam Miracle
Curative Tonic ♪

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♪ It's the greatest ever
miracle by far! ♪

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♪ Tonic! Tonic! Tonic! ♪

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It cures the Reins, the
spurs and clydesdale fur blight

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Hooferia and horsyntary,
cured in just a night!

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You've got swollen
hooves and hindquarters

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or terrible bridle bit cleft.

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Saunter sits and gallop plop,

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or give your tail some heft.

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Mane loss, Hay Fever,
or terrible tonsillitis.

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You heard it here folks, this
is the only place in all of

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Equestria you'll find it.

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♪ It can make you short or
tall or even grow old. ♪

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♪ But who'd want that?
When with one drink, ♪

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♪ you can be young again... ♪

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SOLD!

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Congratulations, Granny Smith.

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You've just made the
purchase of a lifetime!

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Are you as
worried as I am?

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Yep.

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(splash)

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Ah! I just can't
believe all the things

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that Flim Flam tonic can do.

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When somepony says something's
too good to be true,

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it usually is.

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You mean Granny
wasted her money?

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Well, I don't know about that,
but I don't think there's a

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tonic in Equestria that can
make an old pony young again.

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Granny: Howdeee!

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♪ (old time piano) ♪

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Granny?

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Hang on now! We'll get you!

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(splash)

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♪ (old time piano) ♪

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(crash)

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♪ (old time piano) ♪

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Granny, I thought you were too
afraid of the water to swim!

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And what about your hip?

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Well, I reckon it might have
been a problem before I had

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myself a dose of that
there Flim Flam Tonic.

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I'm not so sure that tonic
really does anything.

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Doesn't do anything?

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What do you call this?

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(slurp)

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(giggling)

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I'm glad you're
feeling good,

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but how do you know
it's from the tonic?

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Well, I looked out at
the water this morning

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and I felt the same terrifying
aches and pains I always do,

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but one sip of that magic
elixir and it all went away.

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Why, I might even get a
head start on my chores.

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What do you say, Big Macadoo?

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Up for a little
afternoon apple bucking?

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Uh, nope.

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Aw, quit yer belly aching!

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Gee, it looks like that
tonic works after all.

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I wonder what's in it.

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I think maybe it's
time we found out.

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So, you're just gonna walk
up and ask them how it works?

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I guess, though if
it's a genuine cure,

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I don't suppose they'll be too
keen on sharing the recipe.

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(crowd noises)

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♪ ...to walk out the door! ♪

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Wait a second!

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That's that same
pony from before!

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Hey!

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♪♪

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Now hold it right there, Mr...

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Sh-sh-Shill.

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Silver Shill.

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W-w-what do you two want?

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Our Granny took some tonic and
we want to know how it works.

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Granny couldn't swim
before and now she can.

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Just like you couldn't
walk and now you can.

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But what are you
doing back here?

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I mean, if the tonic
cured you and all?

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(gulp)

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Because he's part of the act.

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It's time for you
to tell the truth.

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You never needed
crutches at all, did you?

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I... uh.

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(whistle)

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Hey!

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Huh?

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Well, if it isn't our
most favorite Apple!

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What brings you back
to our humble abode?

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You two charlatans sold my
Granny a bottle of tonic

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and now she's off acting
like a filly again.

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What's so bad about that?

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If she keeps gallivanting
around like a yearling,

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she's apt to drop from
exhaustion or worse.

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What's more, I know for a
fact that your friend here

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is dressing up as a
different pony every night

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so he can pretend to be cured.

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Well, that's quite
an accusation.

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But let's say
that it's true.

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Hypothetically.

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Theoretically.

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As I understand, your Granny
was a famous aqua-pony...

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The star of the show,
once upon a time...

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But hasn't set so much as
a hoof in the water since.

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Until today.

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That's right.

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Well, then even if our tonic
were nothing more than a mixture

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of apple juice
and beet leaves...

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Hypothetically.

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Theoretically.

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The fact is that
Granny is happier now

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than before she tried it.

256
00:11:54,875 --> 00:11:56,417
I guess.

257
00:11:56,458 --> 00:11:58,166
So, the question is...

258
00:11:58,208 --> 00:12:00,041
Do you really want
to be the pony

259
00:12:00,083 --> 00:12:01,834
who takes all that
happiness away?

260
00:12:04,875 --> 00:12:06,208
I...

261
00:12:06,250 --> 00:12:07,417
There you are!

262
00:12:07,458 --> 00:12:08,917
I've been looking
all over.

263
00:12:08,959 --> 00:12:10,709
Did you find out
what's in the tonic?

264
00:12:14,875 --> 00:12:18,208
Honestly, Apple Bloom,
as long as it works,

265
00:12:18,250 --> 00:12:20,458
I don't suppose
it really matters.

266
00:12:22,375 --> 00:12:24,291
Well, if it doesn't
matter to you,

267
00:12:24,333 --> 00:12:26,375
then it doesn't matter
to me either, sis.

268
00:12:29,750 --> 00:12:31,291
That's the spirit!

269
00:12:31,333 --> 00:12:32,792
Come back anytime!

270
00:12:36,333 --> 00:12:38,959
Hey Granny, think you can
buck me over the water?

271
00:12:39,000 --> 00:12:40,834
I don't see why not.

272
00:12:40,875 --> 00:12:43,417
Come on, Big Mac,
toss her this way.

273
00:12:43,458 --> 00:12:44,709
Granny, wait!

274
00:12:45,792 --> 00:12:47,083
Whoo hoo hoo!

275
00:12:47,125 --> 00:12:50,667
(laughing)

276
00:12:50,709 --> 00:12:52,875
What were you saying, dear?

277
00:12:52,917 --> 00:12:56,083
Granny, don't you think you
should take it kinda easy?

278
00:12:56,125 --> 00:12:58,625
I've been taking it
easy for too long

279
00:12:58,667 --> 00:13:01,917
and now, thanks to that Flim
Flam tonic, I don't have to.

280
00:13:01,959 --> 00:13:05,583
Granny, do you think I could
be an aqua-pony like you?

281
00:13:05,625 --> 00:13:07,750
Of course you can, sapling.

282
00:13:07,792 --> 00:13:10,667
There's nothing to
it but to do it.

283
00:13:10,709 --> 00:13:13,291
Well, the Ponyville
swim meet is coming up.

284
00:13:13,333 --> 00:13:14,667
We could enter together.

285
00:13:14,709 --> 00:13:17,125
A legendary water
pony like you?

286
00:13:17,166 --> 00:13:19,166
We'd be a cinch to win.

287
00:13:19,208 --> 00:13:22,041
Hmmm. I don't know.

288
00:13:22,083 --> 00:13:24,250
Being back in the
water is one thing,

289
00:13:24,291 --> 00:13:27,000
but a competition is a
pony of a different color.

290
00:13:28,125 --> 00:13:29,709
Oh. OK.

291
00:13:33,875 --> 00:13:35,083
I don't know, Granny.

292
00:13:35,125 --> 00:13:37,125
A swim meet sounds pretty safe.

293
00:13:37,166 --> 00:13:40,000
And after all, if that tonic
lets you swim in a river

294
00:13:40,041 --> 00:13:43,667
and a swimming hole, a pool
should be no problem at all.

295
00:13:43,709 --> 00:13:46,583
Well, I'll be a tart
turnover, you are right!

296
00:13:46,625 --> 00:13:48,792
All we need now is
more tonic!

297
00:13:53,750 --> 00:13:55,417
Welcome friends
and step right up!

298
00:13:55,458 --> 00:13:57,917
The next show starts
in five minutes.

299
00:13:57,959 --> 00:14:01,083
But why not buy your tonic
now and avoid the rush?

300
00:14:01,125 --> 00:14:03,291
Right this way,
good sir.

301
00:14:03,333 --> 00:14:05,417
Granny: We'll take
the whole case!

302
00:14:05,458 --> 00:14:06,458
(clunk)

303
00:14:10,709 --> 00:14:13,333
Are you saying this
stuff actually works?

304
00:14:13,375 --> 00:14:15,792
It seems to work for Granny.

305
00:14:17,625 --> 00:14:19,667
You heard it here first, folks.

306
00:14:19,709 --> 00:14:23,041
Flim Flam Miracle Curative
Tonic is Granny Smith tested

307
00:14:23,083 --> 00:14:25,250
and Applejack approved!

308
00:14:26,750 --> 00:14:30,291
If Applejack says it works,
that's good enough for me!

309
00:14:30,333 --> 00:14:34,709
(cheers and clamouring)

310
00:14:34,750 --> 00:14:35,750
(nervous sigh)

311
00:14:38,750 --> 00:14:47,000
♪♪

312
00:14:47,041 --> 00:14:48,166
(splash)

313
00:14:54,875 --> 00:14:58,709
Hoo ha hee hee! Ha hoo ha!

314
00:14:58,750 --> 00:15:01,208
Just remember you two,
the most important thing

315
00:15:01,250 --> 00:15:04,583
is to be safe and have
fun. Right?

316
00:15:04,625 --> 00:15:05,709
Fiddlesticks!

317
00:15:05,750 --> 00:15:07,250
With the routine we've
been working on,

318
00:15:07,291 --> 00:15:10,417
I'll be a plum pudding if
we don't win this thing.

319
00:15:11,792 --> 00:15:12,750
Uh...

320
00:15:12,792 --> 00:15:13,834
Good luck, then.

321
00:15:13,875 --> 00:15:14,834
Luck?

322
00:15:14,875 --> 00:15:15,917
(scoff)

323
00:15:15,959 --> 00:15:17,417
Who needs luck?

324
00:15:17,458 --> 00:15:19,625
We've got tonic on our side.

325
00:15:19,667 --> 00:15:22,458
Flim Flam's Magical
Curative Tonic!

326
00:15:22,500 --> 00:15:24,709
Get your Applejack
approved tonic!

327
00:15:24,750 --> 00:15:27,750
Granny Smith drinks
it, why shouldn't you?

328
00:15:27,792 --> 00:15:29,917
(cheers)

329
00:15:29,959 --> 00:15:31,625
(sigh) Right.

330
00:15:31,667 --> 00:15:35,291
Granny: Now if you'll excuse us,
we've got some swimming to do.

331
00:15:38,875 --> 00:15:40,959
♪ (classical) ♪

332
00:15:41,000 --> 00:15:51,000
♪♪

333
00:15:51,041 --> 00:16:01,083
♪♪

334
00:16:01,083 --> 00:16:10,834
♪♪

335
00:16:10,875 --> 00:16:15,875
(cheers)

336
00:16:18,667 --> 00:16:20,125
Well, I'll be.

337
00:16:24,542 --> 00:16:27,166
That was some of the most
amazing aqua-batics

338
00:16:27,208 --> 00:16:28,333
I've ever seen.

339
00:16:28,375 --> 00:16:30,125
How in Equestria did you do it?

340
00:16:30,166 --> 00:16:32,375
Hard work? Lots of practice?

341
00:16:32,417 --> 00:16:35,166
Yeah, but mostly it's the tonic.

342
00:16:35,208 --> 00:16:37,917
That's Flim Flam's Miracle
Curative Tonic, to be precise.

343
00:16:37,959 --> 00:16:39,625
Buy it now, while
supplies last.

344
00:16:39,667 --> 00:16:41,083
(clicking cameras)

345
00:16:41,125 --> 00:16:44,375
(clamouring)

346
00:16:51,417 --> 00:16:53,542
What are you
doing here?

347
00:16:53,583 --> 00:16:57,834
Things are going so well, Flim
and Flam gave me a promotion.

348
00:16:57,875 --> 00:17:01,417
Just made my first
bit as a salespony.

349
00:17:01,458 --> 00:17:03,875
No more costumes
for this pony.

350
00:17:05,834 --> 00:17:08,542
This is more of
a uniform.

351
00:17:08,583 --> 00:17:10,709
If you say so.

352
00:17:10,750 --> 00:17:13,208
I used to wonder if I was
doing the right thing,

353
00:17:13,250 --> 00:17:14,834
pretending to be cured,

354
00:17:14,875 --> 00:17:17,417
basically lying to
folks about this tonic,

355
00:17:17,458 --> 00:17:19,625
but thanks to you, I realized

356
00:17:19,667 --> 00:17:22,875
that sometimes honesty
isn't the best policy.

357
00:17:22,917 --> 00:17:23,875
Thanks to...

358
00:17:23,917 --> 00:17:25,208
me?

359
00:17:25,250 --> 00:17:28,000
With Film Flam's
Magical Curative Tonic,

360
00:17:28,041 --> 00:17:30,083
my Granny can do anything!

361
00:17:30,125 --> 00:17:31,542
Just ask Applejack.

362
00:17:32,583 --> 00:17:36,083
(clicking cameras)

363
00:17:36,125 --> 00:17:38,667
No! This has gotta stop!

364
00:17:38,709 --> 00:17:41,542
If ponies keep believing that
tonic can do things it can't,

365
00:17:41,583 --> 00:17:43,125
who knows what will happen?

366
00:17:44,959 --> 00:17:46,875
Maybe something
like that?

367
00:17:46,917 --> 00:17:47,917
(gasp)

368
00:17:51,250 --> 00:17:52,250
Granny!

369
00:17:54,875 --> 00:17:57,375
What in blazes does
she think she's doing?

370
00:17:57,417 --> 00:18:00,667
Granny's going to break the
Equestria high diving record.

371
00:18:03,583 --> 00:18:04,792
Land sakes!

372
00:18:16,000 --> 00:18:17,208
(panting)

373
00:18:17,250 --> 00:18:18,917
(spring board)

374
00:18:18,959 --> 00:18:19,959
(gasp)

375
00:18:28,709 --> 00:18:32,000
Now, what in tarnation
did you do that for?

376
00:18:33,500 --> 00:18:35,333
That was the most
fool-pony thing

377
00:18:35,375 --> 00:18:37,792
I've ever seen anypony
do in all my life.

378
00:18:40,000 --> 00:18:42,083
You can't do a dive like that!

379
00:18:42,125 --> 00:18:44,000
Aw, quit your fussin'.

380
00:18:44,041 --> 00:18:47,542
I had enough tonic to do
a dive ten times as high.

381
00:18:47,583 --> 00:18:49,375
Twenty times by
my count.

382
00:18:49,417 --> 00:18:51,125
Thirty with a
favorable breeze.

383
00:18:54,250 --> 00:19:02,792
♪ (celestial) ♪

384
00:19:02,834 --> 00:19:04,667
I hate to disappoint
everypony,

385
00:19:04,709 --> 00:19:06,959
but there's no way Granny
could have made that dive

386
00:19:07,041 --> 00:19:09,625
because this
tonic is a fake.

387
00:19:09,667 --> 00:19:11,125
(group gasp)

388
00:19:11,166 --> 00:19:13,375
But you gave it your
stamp of approval!

389
00:19:13,417 --> 00:19:14,792
Are you saying you lied?

390
00:19:16,583 --> 00:19:18,250
I am.

391
00:19:18,291 --> 00:19:19,917
(gasp)

392
00:19:19,959 --> 00:19:21,291
I didn't mean to.

393
00:19:21,333 --> 00:19:23,458
But everypony seemed
so much happier,

394
00:19:23,500 --> 00:19:25,083
I couldn't bring
myself to tell you

395
00:19:25,125 --> 00:19:27,041
when I found out the
tonic wasn't real.

396
00:19:29,208 --> 00:19:30,709
I know it was wrong.

397
00:19:30,750 --> 00:19:34,250
I just hope, with time, I can
win back everypony's trust.

398
00:19:36,125 --> 00:19:39,834
But if the tonic is a fake then
how come Granny can swim again

399
00:19:39,875 --> 00:19:42,917
and what about all that
aqua-batic stuff we just did?

400
00:19:42,959 --> 00:19:46,041
I reckon sometimes you can
forget what you're capable of

401
00:19:46,083 --> 00:19:48,291
and it just takes a little
extra confidence to remember

402
00:19:48,333 --> 00:19:50,417
that it was inside
of you all along.

403
00:19:51,792 --> 00:19:54,291
But telling ponies your tonic
can do things it can't

404
00:19:54,333 --> 00:19:55,917
is just wrong!

405
00:19:55,959 --> 00:19:58,333
But you just said it
boosts confidence!

406
00:19:58,375 --> 00:19:59,959
And that's not all it
does, folks--

407
00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:02,250
Yes it is!

408
00:20:02,291 --> 00:20:04,959
In fact, it's not
a tonic at all.

409
00:20:05,000 --> 00:20:07,083
I know because I
helped make it.

410
00:20:08,709 --> 00:20:11,583
Watching Applejack save Granny
and then admit to lying,

411
00:20:11,625 --> 00:20:14,834
well, that made me realize
I was making ponies believe

412
00:20:14,875 --> 00:20:17,417
in a thing that
just wasn't so.

413
00:20:17,458 --> 00:20:20,250
Believing in something can
help you do amazing things,

414
00:20:20,291 --> 00:20:22,750
but if that belief
is based on a lie,

415
00:20:22,792 --> 00:20:26,041
eventually it's going to
lead to real trouble.

416
00:20:26,083 --> 00:20:28,625
Thank you, Applejack.

417
00:20:28,667 --> 00:20:31,083
I got this through
dishonest means.

418
00:20:31,125 --> 00:20:34,583
That was a mistake I
won't be making again.

419
00:20:34,625 --> 00:20:37,125
I'd like you to have it.

420
00:20:37,166 --> 00:20:41,041
As a reminder of how you helped
me finally see the truth.

421
00:20:41,083 --> 00:20:42,375
I don't know.

422
00:20:42,417 --> 00:20:43,834
Oh, don't worry.

423
00:20:43,875 --> 00:20:46,500
I'll track down the pony I
sold that worthless tonic to

424
00:20:46,542 --> 00:20:48,917
and give them another bit
to replace this one.

425
00:20:48,959 --> 00:20:50,834
Honest.

426
00:20:50,875 --> 00:20:52,500
I'm sorry, Granny.

427
00:20:52,542 --> 00:20:54,583
I hope this doesn't mean
you'll stop swimming.

428
00:20:54,625 --> 00:20:57,125
Why in tarnation
would I do that?

429
00:20:57,166 --> 00:20:59,291
I just can't believe
those two salesponies

430
00:20:59,333 --> 00:21:01,375
had me believing
I could near fly.

431
00:21:02,709 --> 00:21:04,083
Hey, where'd they go?

432
00:21:06,166 --> 00:21:09,041
Being honest sure gets hard
when it seems like the truth

433
00:21:09,083 --> 00:21:11,208
might hurt somepony
you care about.

434
00:21:11,250 --> 00:21:15,083
But I think believing a lie
can end up hurting even more.

435
00:21:15,125 --> 00:21:17,458
Maybe someponies don't
care about that...

436
00:21:17,500 --> 00:21:19,667
But I sure ain't one of them.

437
00:21:19,709 --> 00:21:21,333
Now, you take it
easy, there, Granny.

438
00:21:21,375 --> 00:21:23,500
Oh, I plan to.

439
00:21:23,542 --> 00:21:25,083
Whee!

440
00:21:25,125 --> 00:21:26,625
(splash)

441
00:21:26,667 --> 00:21:29,667
(giggling)

442
00:21:34,041 --> 00:21:35,000
♪♪

443
00:21:35,041 --> 00:21:37,041
♪ My Little Pony ♪

444
00:21:39,041 --> 00:21:41,041
♪ My Little Pony ♪

445
00:21:43,208 --> 00:21:49,291
♪♪

446
00:21:49,333 --> 00:21:51,750
♪♪

447
00:21:51,792 --> 00:21:53,959
♪ My Little Pony ♪

448
00:21:54,041 --> 00:21:58,000
♪ Friends ♪