1 00:00:01,201 --> 00:00:04,302 ♪ [Scottish music] ♪ 2 00:00:04,337 --> 00:00:07,639 [clanging hammer] 3 00:00:07,674 --> 00:00:08,540 [thud] 4 00:00:09,543 --> 00:00:10,809 [aggressive grunts] 5 00:00:10,844 --> 00:00:12,511 Ha ha ha ha ha! 6 00:00:12,546 --> 00:00:13,479 [Scottish accent] 7 00:00:13,514 --> 00:00:14,480 You're gonna have to work faster than that 8 00:00:14,515 --> 00:00:17,649 if you plan to dig up my whole village, lass. 9 00:00:17,684 --> 00:00:19,051 Let me help. 10 00:00:19,086 --> 00:00:19,718 [scream] 11 00:00:19,753 --> 00:00:21,520 [crash] 12 00:00:21,555 --> 00:00:24,623 Er, thank you, Rockhoof. 13 00:00:24,658 --> 00:00:27,292 But we're trying to carefully preserve 14 00:00:27,327 --> 00:00:29,461 every bit of history here. 15 00:00:30,797 --> 00:00:34,566 Aye, this place is full of memories. 16 00:00:37,737 --> 00:00:40,105 Did I tell you about the time our chieftain knocked down 17 00:00:40,140 --> 00:00:42,775 five boulders with the kick of a wee ball? 18 00:00:44,277 --> 00:00:46,111 OH! STOP THAT! 19 00:00:47,514 --> 00:00:49,514 But that's what this is for. 20 00:00:49,549 --> 00:00:51,383 Maybe in the past! 21 00:00:52,619 --> 00:00:54,619 Now, it belongs in a museum! 22 00:00:54,654 --> 00:00:57,756 Safe. Preserved. Untouched. 23 00:00:57,791 --> 00:01:00,392 Bah! Next you'll be saying I shouldn't have used 24 00:01:00,427 --> 00:01:01,760 the old sweat lodge. 25 00:01:02,762 --> 00:01:03,795 [gasp] 26 00:01:03,830 --> 00:01:05,431 [rumble and crash] 27 00:01:07,634 --> 00:01:12,437 So you see why Rockhoof isn't an ideal fit for my team. 28 00:01:12,472 --> 00:01:17,342 Perhaps you could use his, uh, unusual talents? 29 00:01:17,377 --> 00:01:19,111 Of course, Professor Fossil! 30 00:01:19,146 --> 00:01:22,180 We'd be honored to have a Pillar of Equestria on our staff. 31 00:01:22,215 --> 00:01:23,648 Thank Celestia. 32 00:01:23,683 --> 00:01:24,616 [slam] 33 00:01:27,420 --> 00:01:28,353 [crunch] 34 00:01:28,388 --> 00:01:29,454 Blech! 35 00:01:29,489 --> 00:01:31,156 That apple's made of wood! 36 00:01:31,191 --> 00:01:32,891 What a horrible trick to play! 37 00:01:32,926 --> 00:01:34,159 [crash] 38 00:01:36,596 --> 00:01:39,264 Has anypony seen my decorative centerpieces? 39 00:01:39,299 --> 00:01:40,432 They were right here. 40 00:01:42,169 --> 00:01:42,835 Good luck! 41 00:01:47,541 --> 00:01:50,909 ♪ My little pony, my little pony ♪ 42 00:01:50,944 --> 00:01:52,878 ♪ Aaaahhh ♪ 43 00:01:52,913 --> 00:01:54,779 ♪ My little Pony ♪ 44 00:01:54,814 --> 00:01:57,449 ♪ I used to wonder what friendship could be. ♪ 45 00:01:57,484 --> 00:01:59,251 ♪ My Little Pony ♪ 46 00:01:59,286 --> 00:02:01,753 ♪ Until you all shared its magic with me. ♪ 47 00:02:01,788 --> 00:02:03,755 ♪ Big adventure! ♪ ♪ Tons of fun ♪ 48 00:02:03,790 --> 00:02:05,891 ♪ A beautiful heart! ♪ ♪ Faithful and strong! ♪ 49 00:02:05,926 --> 00:02:08,360 ♪ Sharing kindness ♪ ♪ it's an easy feat ♪ 50 00:02:08,395 --> 00:02:10,362 ♪ And magic makes it all complete! ♪ 51 00:02:10,397 --> 00:02:12,297 ♪ To have my little pony ♪ 52 00:02:12,332 --> 00:02:16,268 ♪ Do you know you're all my very best friends? ♪ 53 00:02:16,303 --> 00:02:18,804 ♪♪ 54 00:02:22,842 --> 00:02:24,476 [excited conversation] 55 00:02:24,511 --> 00:02:26,745 So join me in welcoming Professor Rockhoof 56 00:02:26,780 --> 00:02:27,913 to our faculty! 57 00:02:27,948 --> 00:02:32,250 [cheering] 58 00:02:32,285 --> 00:02:34,519 Thank you, Thank you all. 59 00:02:34,554 --> 00:02:37,956 I know I'm new to your world, but there's one thing I learned 60 00:02:37,991 --> 00:02:42,494 when I saved my village from a rushing river of hot lava... 61 00:02:42,529 --> 00:02:46,431 There's nothing you can't do with hard work and a shovel! 62 00:02:47,434 --> 00:02:48,300 [smash] 63 00:02:48,335 --> 00:02:49,201 [audience gasps] 64 00:02:49,836 --> 00:02:51,836 [crash] 65 00:02:51,871 --> 00:02:53,939 Except maybe stand on stage. 66 00:02:56,276 --> 00:02:57,609 [grunt] 67 00:03:00,280 --> 00:03:02,681 So, um, everycreature dismissed! 68 00:03:02,716 --> 00:03:04,716 We'll... see you in class! 69 00:03:06,419 --> 00:03:08,220 You think that new pony is gonna be 70 00:03:08,255 --> 00:03:10,222 the weirdest teacher at school? 71 00:03:10,257 --> 00:03:11,990 Or just one of the weirdest? 72 00:03:12,025 --> 00:03:13,892 Yona like new teacher! 73 00:03:13,927 --> 00:03:16,461 He big, like yak! 74 00:03:16,496 --> 00:03:18,563 And he smashes things like a yak. 75 00:03:18,598 --> 00:03:20,432 He smells like a yak... 76 00:03:20,467 --> 00:03:23,602 Yes! He perfect. 77 00:03:23,637 --> 00:03:26,004 Guys, he's one of the Pillars! 78 00:03:26,039 --> 00:03:28,673 He's like... Pony history! 79 00:03:28,708 --> 00:03:30,642 HELLO CLASS! 80 00:03:30,677 --> 00:03:31,710 [smash] 81 00:03:33,346 --> 00:03:34,846 Well, Um... 82 00:03:34,881 --> 00:03:37,916 I'm your new "Theory and Defense of Friendship" teacher. 83 00:03:40,353 --> 00:03:41,820 But I haven't had a chance to look 84 00:03:41,855 --> 00:03:44,289 at Headmare Twilight's notes yet. 85 00:03:44,324 --> 00:03:45,490 What have you all been learning? 86 00:03:45,525 --> 00:03:48,627 We just studied all about how Princess Celestia and Luna 87 00:03:48,662 --> 00:03:51,263 used a spell to trap Discord in stone sleep 88 00:03:51,298 --> 00:03:52,998 for hundreds of moons. 89 00:03:53,033 --> 00:03:54,799 Oh, hohoho... 90 00:03:54,834 --> 00:03:57,535 so it's a class about stories, is it? 91 00:03:57,570 --> 00:03:59,304 Stories, yeah! 92 00:03:59,339 --> 00:04:01,573 And we never, ever, ever get homework. 93 00:04:01,608 --> 00:04:04,309 Good! The best way to teach colts and fillies 94 00:04:04,344 --> 00:04:06,611 is by experience. 95 00:04:06,646 --> 00:04:11,383 Like the time I was in the woods and ran across an Ursa Major. 96 00:04:11,418 --> 00:04:12,550 Really? 97 00:04:12,585 --> 00:04:13,985 We're not doing that, right? 98 00:04:14,020 --> 00:04:16,288 You fight Ursa Major? 99 00:04:16,323 --> 00:04:17,722 All alone? 100 00:04:17,757 --> 00:04:21,293 Aye! And I defeated her too! 101 00:04:21,328 --> 00:04:23,561 Now this, I'm interested in. 102 00:04:23,596 --> 00:04:25,930 How Professor Rockhoof win? 103 00:04:25,965 --> 00:04:29,568 Well, that's quite a tale. 104 00:04:30,870 --> 00:04:33,338 From what Professor Fossil said, it sounds like Rockhoof 105 00:04:33,373 --> 00:04:35,573 just hasn't settled into modern times yet. 106 00:04:35,608 --> 00:04:37,642 Our school is the perfect place for that. 107 00:04:37,677 --> 00:04:39,944 Plus, we get a new teacher! 108 00:04:39,979 --> 00:04:42,080 This may be the fastest friendship problem 109 00:04:42,115 --> 00:04:43,081 you ever solved. 110 00:04:43,116 --> 00:04:44,716 [crash] 111 00:04:45,819 --> 00:04:48,987 Dodge! Thrust! Shovel Leap! Shovel Throw! 112 00:04:51,024 --> 00:04:53,591 [crashing footsteps] 113 00:04:53,626 --> 00:04:55,093 Shovel Whack! 114 00:04:55,128 --> 00:04:57,495 Now you lot be the Ursa Major. 115 00:04:57,530 --> 00:04:59,064 Lotsa growling, mind! 116 00:04:59,099 --> 00:05:01,966 [growls] 117 00:05:02,001 --> 00:05:03,435 Ha ha ha ha! 118 00:05:03,470 --> 00:05:05,637 [laughs] 119 00:05:05,672 --> 00:05:09,341 Maybe classrooms were less breakable in the old days? 120 00:05:09,376 --> 00:05:11,810 Ooh ooh ooh! What happened next? 121 00:05:11,845 --> 00:05:16,081 The huge beastie jumped out of the moonlit mist, 122 00:05:16,116 --> 00:05:19,551 her fearsome fangs at my throat! 123 00:05:19,586 --> 00:05:20,785 But I rolled clear! 124 00:05:20,820 --> 00:05:21,920 [crash] 125 00:05:21,955 --> 00:05:22,821 Then what? 126 00:05:23,824 --> 00:05:27,826 She backed me up against a wall, ready to pounce. 127 00:05:27,861 --> 00:05:28,927 [gasp] 128 00:05:28,962 --> 00:05:32,564 I looked at her... she looked at me. 129 00:05:32,599 --> 00:05:33,565 And I say-- 130 00:05:33,600 --> 00:05:34,866 Uh Professor Rockhoof? 131 00:05:34,901 --> 00:05:36,067 Nope, guess again! 132 00:05:36,102 --> 00:05:37,669 Ahem. Oops. 133 00:05:37,704 --> 00:05:39,104 Sorry to interrupt. 134 00:05:39,139 --> 00:05:42,507 Class, why don't we go ahead and take lunch early today? 135 00:05:42,542 --> 00:05:44,776 Rockhoof, can we take a walk outside? 136 00:05:48,748 --> 00:05:51,983 Our school is about finding your own special way to teach. 137 00:05:52,018 --> 00:05:56,087 And we can already tell you're a smash with the class! 138 00:05:56,122 --> 00:06:00,692 But maybe you could do a little less smashing in the classroom? 139 00:06:00,727 --> 00:06:03,828 Sorry about that. I did get a bit carried away. 140 00:06:03,863 --> 00:06:06,931 The students were so interested in my tale! 141 00:06:06,966 --> 00:06:08,600 [shudder] 142 00:06:10,136 --> 00:06:11,536 I know it's a big change, 143 00:06:11,571 --> 00:06:13,405 but I think you're gonna fit in just-- 144 00:06:13,440 --> 00:06:15,006 [fire roaring] 145 00:06:18,044 --> 00:06:19,544 FIRE! 146 00:06:19,579 --> 00:06:20,745 Rockhoof, wait! 147 00:06:20,780 --> 00:06:22,647 No time! The building's ablaze! 148 00:06:22,682 --> 00:06:24,449 We have to get everypony out! 149 00:06:24,484 --> 00:06:26,751 Professor Rockhoof best teacher ever! 150 00:06:26,786 --> 00:06:29,020 Day cannot get better! 151 00:06:29,055 --> 00:06:30,588 [crash] 152 00:06:30,623 --> 00:06:32,157 Let's get you outside, wee ones! 153 00:06:33,460 --> 00:06:35,060 Day just got better! 154 00:06:37,597 --> 00:06:38,797 Ally-Oop! 155 00:06:40,066 --> 00:06:41,132 Rockhoof! 156 00:06:41,167 --> 00:06:42,634 What are you doing? 157 00:06:42,669 --> 00:06:43,835 Saving the school! 158 00:06:43,870 --> 00:06:48,606 ♪♪ 159 00:06:48,641 --> 00:06:51,610 Just like fighting a volcano in the good old days! 160 00:06:54,481 --> 00:06:56,014 Would somepony kindly explain 161 00:06:56,049 --> 00:06:58,183 what is the meaning of all this water? 162 00:06:58,218 --> 00:07:01,186 I'm not sure, but I think it's "Surf's up!" 163 00:07:01,221 --> 00:07:03,054 Wheeeeee! Cowabunga! 164 00:07:03,089 --> 00:07:03,988 Sorry, Rarity. 165 00:07:04,024 --> 00:07:06,925 But I had to put out the raging inferno! 166 00:07:06,960 --> 00:07:08,893 Inferno? Where? 167 00:07:08,928 --> 00:07:11,029 Did you not see the smoke and flame? 168 00:07:11,064 --> 00:07:12,530 Yeah, that was us. 169 00:07:12,565 --> 00:07:14,732 Y'know, DRAGONS? 170 00:07:14,767 --> 00:07:17,068 Having a firebreathing competition? 171 00:07:17,103 --> 00:07:19,537 You... what? 172 00:07:19,572 --> 00:07:20,939 They do it all the time. 173 00:07:20,974 --> 00:07:22,974 That's what we were trying to tell you. 174 00:07:23,009 --> 00:07:25,710 We know you're used to being a hero, Rockhoof. 175 00:07:25,745 --> 00:07:29,981 Only... what we need here is a teacher. 176 00:07:30,016 --> 00:07:33,751 One who doesn't ruin an entire class's friendship quilts! 177 00:07:33,786 --> 00:07:37,255 Do you know how hard it is to stitch a pineapple pattern? 178 00:07:37,290 --> 00:07:41,626 Oh. My deepest apologies. 179 00:07:41,661 --> 00:07:43,761 I'm not used to living with dragons. 180 00:07:43,796 --> 00:07:46,564 Or much else in this modern time. 181 00:07:46,599 --> 00:07:48,500 Professor Fossil made it clear 182 00:07:48,535 --> 00:07:51,069 I'm not welcome back in my old village. 183 00:07:51,104 --> 00:07:53,171 Seems I don't belong here either. 184 00:07:57,243 --> 00:07:58,810 WHEEEE! 185 00:08:04,083 --> 00:08:06,551 [Twilight] So apparently, finding Rockhoof a new job 186 00:08:06,586 --> 00:08:08,553 is a lot harder than we thought. 187 00:08:08,588 --> 00:08:10,622 Has anypony had any luck? 188 00:08:10,657 --> 00:08:12,891 Uh uh. Nope. 189 00:08:15,895 --> 00:08:18,563 I thought you were gonna try him out at the post office. 190 00:08:18,598 --> 00:08:19,264 We did. 191 00:08:21,134 --> 00:08:25,036 Do you know where I can find Cranky Doodle Donkey? 192 00:08:25,071 --> 00:08:27,238 I need to deliver his medicine! 193 00:08:27,273 --> 00:08:30,876 He has a rash in a very embarrassing place! 194 00:08:38,251 --> 00:08:41,152 [shudder] I did not need to hear that. 195 00:08:41,187 --> 00:08:44,289 Yep! Rockhoof's time as a spa masseuse 196 00:08:44,324 --> 00:08:45,991 didn't work out either. 197 00:08:47,360 --> 00:08:51,162 Now just let me know if this is too much pressure. 198 00:08:51,197 --> 00:08:53,999 [shriek of pain] 199 00:08:56,035 --> 00:08:59,203 Well, at least Rockhoof's really strong. 200 00:08:59,238 --> 00:09:02,907 Maybe we could find him a job carrying heavy stuff? 201 00:09:02,942 --> 00:09:04,576 I tried that already. 202 00:09:04,611 --> 00:09:07,546 Zecora needed somepony to help her get supplies, but... 203 00:09:09,816 --> 00:09:11,182 [knocking] 204 00:09:11,217 --> 00:09:13,918 I know you said you only needed a few leaves, 205 00:09:13,953 --> 00:09:15,820 but I figured why not bring you the whole thing? 206 00:09:15,855 --> 00:09:18,823 [buzzing] 207 00:09:21,728 --> 00:09:23,328 Oh, how horrid. 208 00:09:23,363 --> 00:09:25,730 None of the other Pillars seem to be having trouble 209 00:09:25,765 --> 00:09:27,899 fitting in to the modern world. 210 00:09:27,934 --> 00:09:30,768 Then maybe they can show Rockhoof how they did it. 211 00:09:30,803 --> 00:09:33,104 Get him used to livin' in this time. 212 00:09:33,139 --> 00:09:34,072 Great idea! 213 00:09:34,107 --> 00:09:36,674 Rockhoof's old friends would be happy to help. 214 00:09:36,709 --> 00:09:38,209 And I bet he'd love to visit them. 215 00:09:42,382 --> 00:09:44,148 Hmph. 216 00:09:44,183 --> 00:09:47,185 Even Canterlot looks different from the old days. 217 00:09:47,220 --> 00:09:50,888 Aw, I'm sure once you see your ol' pal Flash Magnus, 218 00:09:50,923 --> 00:09:52,890 you'll feel right at home. 219 00:09:52,925 --> 00:09:56,794 Trot, 2, 3, 4! Trot, 2, 3, 4! 220 00:09:56,829 --> 00:09:58,964 Keep it lively, rookies! 221 00:10:00,733 --> 00:10:02,233 Visitors on site! 222 00:10:02,268 --> 00:10:03,802 Company, halt! 223 00:10:06,873 --> 00:10:09,707 Rockhoof, you old ditch-digger you! 224 00:10:09,742 --> 00:10:12,910 Flash Magnus, as I live and breathe! 225 00:10:12,945 --> 00:10:14,779 Is this your squadron? 226 00:10:14,814 --> 00:10:17,815 After we got out of limbo, I went looking for work for a pony 227 00:10:17,850 --> 00:10:19,917 with experience in the Royal Legion. 228 00:10:19,952 --> 00:10:22,420 Once a soldier, always a soldier. 229 00:10:22,455 --> 00:10:24,922 Princess Celestia was happy to find a new drill sergeant 230 00:10:24,957 --> 00:10:26,791 for her Guard! 231 00:10:26,826 --> 00:10:29,127 That's great. 232 00:10:29,162 --> 00:10:33,197 She really put you in a job that big... so soon? 233 00:10:33,232 --> 00:10:34,932 Oh, this is nothing. 234 00:10:34,967 --> 00:10:36,868 You should see what Mistmane is up to. 235 00:10:40,773 --> 00:10:43,107 They made you the Royal Landscape Artist 236 00:10:43,142 --> 00:10:45,043 for the Crystal Empire? 237 00:10:45,078 --> 00:10:46,010 Wow. 238 00:10:46,045 --> 00:10:48,146 Your work is beautiful. 239 00:10:48,181 --> 00:10:49,947 Thank you. 240 00:10:49,982 --> 00:10:52,350 I've never worked with crystal before, 241 00:10:52,385 --> 00:10:57,055 but in my heart, I know I'm where I belong. 242 00:10:57,090 --> 00:10:59,857 You always could find the beauty in things. 243 00:10:59,892 --> 00:11:04,095 But there's not much demand for shovel ponies like me nowadays. 244 00:11:04,831 --> 00:11:06,731 Don't give up hope! 245 00:11:06,766 --> 00:11:08,766 See Somnambula. 246 00:11:08,801 --> 00:11:11,202 She'll help you find your purpose. 247 00:11:14,140 --> 00:11:16,340 Somnambula's a motivational speaker. 248 00:11:16,375 --> 00:11:19,077 Bet they didn't even have those back in your time. 249 00:11:19,112 --> 00:11:20,945 Because we didn't need them. 250 00:11:20,980 --> 00:11:23,114 Ponies knew what to do with their lives. 251 00:11:23,149 --> 00:11:29,854 Focus on my voice, and feel yourself unlock your potential. 252 00:11:29,889 --> 00:11:32,957 [deep inhale and exhale] 253 00:11:38,030 --> 00:11:43,768 Imagine everything that troubles you as one big cloud. 254 00:11:43,803 --> 00:11:47,338 Now let it float away. 255 00:11:47,373 --> 00:11:49,140 You are relaxed. 256 00:11:49,175 --> 00:11:53,344 Free to do anything you wish. 257 00:11:53,379 --> 00:11:58,950 [loud snoring] 258 00:11:58,985 --> 00:12:00,385 Guess he wished he could take a nap? 259 00:12:03,122 --> 00:12:04,422 [Rockhoof] Mage Meadowbrook! 260 00:12:04,457 --> 00:12:07,859 Your home looks just the same as the old days. 261 00:12:07,894 --> 00:12:09,827 Wish I could say the same for mine. 262 00:12:09,862 --> 00:12:13,264 Well, I've had to expand my clinic a bit. 263 00:12:13,299 --> 00:12:17,101 Many creatures need healing in this modern world. 264 00:12:17,136 --> 00:12:20,505 Oh! Looks like you could use some too. 265 00:12:20,540 --> 00:12:22,974 What's got you heartsick, Rockhoof? 266 00:12:25,511 --> 00:12:29,080 Thing is, I can't do my old job like Flash. 267 00:12:29,115 --> 00:12:31,082 Or adapt like Mistmane. 268 00:12:31,117 --> 00:12:33,818 Or succeed at something new like Somnambula. 269 00:12:33,853 --> 00:12:36,354 Or go home, like you. 270 00:12:36,389 --> 00:12:37,355 Give it time. 271 00:12:37,390 --> 00:12:40,992 Even Starswirl's still learning about friendship. 272 00:12:41,027 --> 00:12:42,260 [Applejack] Yeah! 273 00:12:42,295 --> 00:12:45,229 And I bet Stygian took plenty of time to fit in. 274 00:12:45,264 --> 00:12:47,198 [Twilight] Hey, look what I found! 275 00:12:47,233 --> 00:12:49,801 "Me and My Shadow," the third hit novel 276 00:12:49,836 --> 00:12:51,869 by former villain Stygian. 277 00:12:51,904 --> 00:12:54,338 I'm impressed! He's really thriving! 278 00:12:54,373 --> 00:12:56,574 [moan] 279 00:12:56,609 --> 00:12:58,843 Rockhoof? Where are you going? 280 00:12:58,878 --> 00:12:59,911 I'm not sure. 281 00:12:59,946 --> 00:13:03,114 Maybe I just don't belong in this modern world. 282 00:13:05,518 --> 00:13:08,352 Now this here is a right mash of apples. 283 00:13:08,387 --> 00:13:10,822 'Stead of solving Rockhoof's problem, 284 00:13:10,857 --> 00:13:12,990 we made him feel even worse. 285 00:13:13,025 --> 00:13:15,226 I'll tell you the real problem here! 286 00:13:15,261 --> 00:13:19,263 We haven't given Rockhoof the chance to be who he really is. 287 00:13:19,298 --> 00:13:22,300 A pony with a metal shovel and a heart of gold? 288 00:13:22,335 --> 00:13:24,335 A hero! 289 00:13:24,370 --> 00:13:28,873 What we need to do is find him a job that's as epic as he is! 290 00:13:28,908 --> 00:13:33,044 Hm. I might know just the thing... 291 00:13:34,580 --> 00:13:37,448 I'm honored to serve in the Hippogriff Navy, 292 00:13:37,483 --> 00:13:39,016 General Seaspray. 293 00:13:39,051 --> 00:13:41,286 I promise I'll prove my worth. 294 00:13:42,154 --> 00:13:43,588 Think nothing of it. 295 00:13:43,623 --> 00:13:47,191 I know how hard it is to adapt to a new home. 296 00:13:47,226 --> 00:13:49,994 After our many years below the waves, 297 00:13:50,029 --> 00:13:53,364 land customs seemed strange. 298 00:13:53,399 --> 00:13:56,400 Like you didn't fit in, no matter how hard you tried? 299 00:13:56,435 --> 00:13:59,637 As though the world had moved on without us. 300 00:13:59,672 --> 00:14:01,405 Never fear, Rockhoof. 301 00:14:01,440 --> 00:14:08,112 We shall be as brothers in this bright future above the waves. 302 00:14:08,147 --> 00:14:11,082 Uh, why do the Hippogriffs need ships 303 00:14:11,117 --> 00:14:13,084 if they can turn into seaponies? 304 00:14:13,119 --> 00:14:14,919 Maybe they just like cruises? 305 00:14:14,954 --> 00:14:16,053 General! 306 00:14:16,089 --> 00:14:19,023 The fog's too thick to see our way out of the harbor! 307 00:14:19,058 --> 00:14:21,592 [rushing water] 308 00:14:21,627 --> 00:14:24,195 Heave to, swabbies! 309 00:14:24,230 --> 00:14:29,400 Halt the ship and hold her till the fog passes! 310 00:14:29,435 --> 00:14:30,601 Wait, General! 311 00:14:30,636 --> 00:14:33,337 We can navigate the same way my Coltic ancestors traveled 312 00:14:33,372 --> 00:14:37,642 through the Selkie Mists! We'll look to the stars! 313 00:14:37,677 --> 00:14:39,377 There in the northwest sky 314 00:14:39,412 --> 00:14:42,346 is the constellation for O'Bridle's Pelt! 315 00:14:42,381 --> 00:14:44,949 Steer the ship toward that! 316 00:14:44,984 --> 00:14:46,617 You heard the pony, crew! 317 00:14:46,652 --> 00:14:48,253 Make full sail! 318 00:14:52,425 --> 00:14:55,927 Yeehaw! Rockhoof did it! 319 00:14:55,962 --> 00:14:57,194 [smash] 320 00:14:57,229 --> 00:14:59,363 But... I don't understand! 321 00:14:59,398 --> 00:15:02,233 The stars have always steered me true! 322 00:15:02,268 --> 00:15:05,303 Oh, no. Stars can move slowly over time. 323 00:15:05,338 --> 00:15:08,572 They must look different now than over a thousand years ago. 324 00:15:08,607 --> 00:15:12,243 It was an honor serving with you, Rockhoof. 325 00:15:12,278 --> 00:15:16,915 But it seems our paths lie in different directions. 326 00:15:22,421 --> 00:15:24,355 Hey, mistakes happen. 327 00:15:24,390 --> 00:15:26,991 We'll think of something else for you to do! 328 00:15:27,026 --> 00:15:29,260 Oh, there's no need, lass. 329 00:15:29,295 --> 00:15:31,495 I already know what I want to do next. 330 00:15:31,530 --> 00:15:33,130 Really? What? 331 00:15:33,165 --> 00:15:35,266 I heard there's a statue spell 332 00:15:35,301 --> 00:15:38,102 that sends creatures into stone sleep. 333 00:15:38,137 --> 00:15:40,104 I want you to cast it. 334 00:15:40,139 --> 00:15:41,739 On me. 335 00:15:41,774 --> 00:15:43,141 [gasp] 336 00:15:47,613 --> 00:15:48,512 [Twilight] No! 337 00:15:48,547 --> 00:15:49,380 [Rockhoof] Yes! 338 00:15:49,415 --> 00:15:50,614 -No! -Aye! 339 00:15:50,649 --> 00:15:52,416 [groan] 340 00:15:52,451 --> 00:15:53,317 No! 341 00:15:53,352 --> 00:15:54,251 AYE! 342 00:15:54,286 --> 00:15:55,386 Hey guys. 343 00:15:55,421 --> 00:15:57,455 Need me to help you decide something? 344 00:15:58,557 --> 00:16:01,993 Rockhoof wants me to cast a spell to turn him into a statue. 345 00:16:02,028 --> 00:16:03,627 The answer is no. 346 00:16:03,662 --> 00:16:07,098 Well, it should be aye, because I wouldn't even be here 347 00:16:07,133 --> 00:16:08,632 to be turned into a statue 348 00:16:08,667 --> 00:16:11,569 if Twilight hadn't cast a spell in the first place! 349 00:16:11,604 --> 00:16:12,737 [stomp] 350 00:16:12,772 --> 00:16:16,507 Whoa. I thought you were arguing over ice cream flavors. 351 00:16:16,542 --> 00:16:18,376 The answer is still no! 352 00:16:18,411 --> 00:16:20,778 Why would you want to be turned into stone? 353 00:16:20,813 --> 00:16:23,714 Because I'm a relic of a bygone age. 354 00:16:23,749 --> 00:16:25,349 I belong in a museum. 355 00:16:25,384 --> 00:16:26,350 Safe. 356 00:16:26,385 --> 00:16:27,351 Preserved. 357 00:16:27,386 --> 00:16:29,053 Untouched. 358 00:16:29,088 --> 00:16:30,755 I don't belong in this time. 359 00:16:30,790 --> 00:16:33,090 It's up to you to make that right. 360 00:16:33,125 --> 00:16:35,059 But there has to be a better way! 361 00:16:35,094 --> 00:16:37,194 Twilight, please understand. 362 00:16:37,229 --> 00:16:39,764 I want to be remembered as the hero I was. 363 00:16:39,799 --> 00:16:42,133 Not the disappointment I've become. 364 00:16:42,168 --> 00:16:43,534 But you're not! 365 00:16:43,569 --> 00:16:45,136 Rockhoof, wait! 366 00:16:46,105 --> 00:16:49,273 Spike, can you teach my class today? 367 00:16:49,308 --> 00:16:52,076 You're not really going to turn him to stone, are you? 368 00:16:52,111 --> 00:16:53,811 Only because it's temporary. 369 00:16:53,846 --> 00:16:55,679 As soon as I think of a new solution, 370 00:16:55,714 --> 00:16:57,381 we'll wake Rockhoof up. 371 00:16:57,416 --> 00:17:01,085 I KNOW he has more to offer the world as a pony than a statue. 372 00:17:02,621 --> 00:17:05,256 Did you hear Rockhoof caught all the bees in the Everfree Forest, 373 00:17:05,291 --> 00:17:06,757 and gave 'em to Zecora as a gift? 374 00:17:06,792 --> 00:17:10,127 Wow! Terramar said Rockhoof called down the stars 375 00:17:10,162 --> 00:17:12,463 and sunk the whole Hippogriff navy! 376 00:17:12,498 --> 00:17:15,399 He's definitely weird. But in a fun way. 377 00:17:15,434 --> 00:17:18,102 You never know what's gonna happen next with him. 378 00:17:18,137 --> 00:17:20,738 Professor Rockhoof best pony! 379 00:17:20,773 --> 00:17:22,573 Hey, class. 380 00:17:22,608 --> 00:17:25,476 Welcome to the Theory and Defense of Friendship. 381 00:17:25,511 --> 00:17:26,544 Another sub? 382 00:17:26,579 --> 00:17:29,346 Let me start by telling you we don't get homework, 383 00:17:29,381 --> 00:17:32,149 and we only do field trips. 384 00:17:32,184 --> 00:17:33,684 Yeah, nice try. 385 00:17:33,719 --> 00:17:36,220 Twilight sent me to tell you she won't be in today 386 00:17:36,255 --> 00:17:38,689 'cause she has to cast a stone sleep spell on Rockhoof. 387 00:17:38,724 --> 00:17:40,324 [gasp] 388 00:17:40,359 --> 00:17:42,326 Like Discord? But why? 389 00:17:42,361 --> 00:17:44,162 Rockhoof isn't a bad guy. 390 00:17:46,432 --> 00:17:49,133 Your instructions are to write an essay on 391 00:17:49,168 --> 00:17:50,868 "Heroism: And What It Means To You." 392 00:17:50,903 --> 00:17:53,137 No! 393 00:17:53,172 --> 00:17:54,171 Oh, don't worry. 394 00:17:54,206 --> 00:17:55,706 It doesn't have to be a long essay. 395 00:17:57,843 --> 00:18:00,211 Maybe like this? 396 00:18:00,246 --> 00:18:02,546 Or on three legs... Hmm. 397 00:18:02,581 --> 00:18:06,851 What will give the wee birds fewer places to uh, decorate? 398 00:18:06,886 --> 00:18:08,419 Professor Rockhoof! 399 00:18:08,454 --> 00:18:10,788 Dragon said you want to turn into stone! 400 00:18:12,358 --> 00:18:14,258 Yona not believe it! 401 00:18:14,293 --> 00:18:17,528 Aye, I'm afraid it's true, lass. 402 00:18:17,563 --> 00:18:21,732 But... Pony need finish Ursa Major story for class! 403 00:18:21,767 --> 00:18:25,169 It's sweet of you to try to get me to stay, Yona. 404 00:18:25,204 --> 00:18:28,672 But... I'm afraid old stories like mine 405 00:18:28,707 --> 00:18:32,143 aren't worth anything in this day and age. 406 00:18:32,178 --> 00:18:35,146 Fine! If Pony no want tell Yona story, 407 00:18:35,181 --> 00:18:37,248 then Yona tell Pony story! 408 00:18:39,752 --> 00:18:41,218 From class report! 409 00:18:41,253 --> 00:18:44,288 "When Yona come to Pony school, Yona not fit in. 410 00:18:44,323 --> 00:18:46,157 Pony ways strange. 411 00:18:46,192 --> 00:18:47,925 But Yona find friends! 412 00:18:47,960 --> 00:18:50,561 Yona meet Professor Rockhoof. 413 00:18:50,596 --> 00:18:53,631 Pony brave and strong as Yak! 414 00:18:53,666 --> 00:18:56,167 Not afraid! Hero!" 415 00:18:56,202 --> 00:18:57,568 When Yona grow up, 416 00:18:57,603 --> 00:19:01,705 Yona want to be just like Professor Rockhoof." 417 00:19:01,740 --> 00:19:04,675 Well. Since you went to the trouble 418 00:19:04,710 --> 00:19:07,912 of writing something that nice, I suppose 419 00:19:07,947 --> 00:19:10,781 the least I could do is tell you the rest of the story. 420 00:19:13,586 --> 00:19:16,754 Yona tell whole school Rockhoof is best. 421 00:19:16,789 --> 00:19:18,723 Now all want to hear story. 422 00:19:21,694 --> 00:19:23,594 OK. I have the spell, 423 00:19:23,629 --> 00:19:26,530 but will you please reconsider. Rockhoof? 424 00:19:26,565 --> 00:19:29,700 The Ursa Major tried to grab me by the gullet! 425 00:19:29,735 --> 00:19:30,968 But I ducked her claws! 426 00:19:31,003 --> 00:19:32,737 [gasps] 427 00:19:34,873 --> 00:19:36,340 She had me cornered. 428 00:19:36,375 --> 00:19:38,743 So I look at her.. she looks at me. 429 00:19:41,247 --> 00:19:46,283 And I say, "Sorry you won't be having any dinner tonight, lass! 430 00:19:46,318 --> 00:19:49,220 Guess you'll just have to grin and bear it!" 431 00:19:49,255 --> 00:19:50,788 [laughter] 432 00:19:50,823 --> 00:19:55,559 And then I tossed her away with my shovel, high into the sky. 433 00:19:55,594 --> 00:19:59,396 And she's been a constellation up there ever since. 434 00:19:59,431 --> 00:20:00,965 Or so I'm told. 435 00:20:01,000 --> 00:20:03,667 And that's the end of my story. 436 00:20:03,702 --> 00:20:07,905 One more story! One more story! 437 00:20:07,940 --> 00:20:10,307 No no. Thank you for listening. 438 00:20:10,342 --> 00:20:11,909 But it's time to say good-bye. 439 00:20:13,646 --> 00:20:14,879 Wait. 440 00:20:14,914 --> 00:20:17,615 You said there wasn't anything in this time you were good at. 441 00:20:17,650 --> 00:20:19,784 What about telling stories? 442 00:20:21,487 --> 00:20:23,854 It was just a tall tale... 443 00:20:23,889 --> 00:20:26,323 One that captured the hearts and imagination 444 00:20:26,358 --> 00:20:28,525 of everycreature here. 445 00:20:28,560 --> 00:20:31,495 Plus pony story super fun! 446 00:20:31,530 --> 00:20:34,665 [cheers] 447 00:20:34,700 --> 00:20:37,701 As the Princess of Friendship, I'd like to appoint you 448 00:20:37,736 --> 00:20:41,672 as Equestria's official Keeper of Tales. 449 00:20:41,707 --> 00:20:42,840 Can you do that? 450 00:20:42,875 --> 00:20:44,675 [shrug sound] 451 00:20:44,710 --> 00:20:47,711 [Rockhoof] I uh, that's very kind of you. 452 00:20:47,746 --> 00:20:50,581 But I still think these old bones are more suited 453 00:20:50,616 --> 00:20:52,650 to a museum display. 454 00:20:52,685 --> 00:20:55,486 You are a living record of our history. 455 00:20:55,521 --> 00:20:58,956 Your stories can inspire and teach generations to come. 456 00:20:58,991 --> 00:21:02,326 If you're a statue, that's all lost. 457 00:21:02,361 --> 00:21:05,829 But will I ever really belong in your world? 458 00:21:05,864 --> 00:21:07,498 Rockhoof Yona's friend. 459 00:21:07,533 --> 00:21:09,800 So Rockhoof belongs. 460 00:21:09,835 --> 00:21:14,972 You know, that reminds me of another story... 461 00:21:15,007 --> 00:21:20,544 Once there was a small Yak that knew more than a great hero. 462 00:21:20,579 --> 00:21:23,847 Hey, don't forget the dragons in this one! 463 00:21:23,882 --> 00:21:25,382 Aye, there were dragons. 464 00:21:25,417 --> 00:21:27,051 And ponies. 465 00:21:27,086 --> 00:21:29,386 And plenty of hippogriffs. 466 00:21:29,421 --> 00:21:32,023 Plus a changeling and a griffon that flew...