1 00:00:01,199 --> 00:00:03,827 ♪ It's a sweet life, still a little messy ♪ 2 00:00:03,862 --> 00:00:05,763 ♪ Magic life, Full of surprises ♪ 3 00:00:05,798 --> 00:00:08,832 ♪ Fast life...♪ ♪ Gaze upon my gems! ♪ 4 00:00:08,867 --> 00:00:11,472 ♪ It's a fun life because we got each other ♪ 5 00:00:11,507 --> 00:00:13,507 ♪ It's a cute life ♪ 6 00:00:13,542 --> 00:00:15,542 ♪ Living life in our own way! ♪ 7 00:00:15,577 --> 00:00:17,643 ♪ Come on grab a slice of cake ♪ 8 00:00:17,678 --> 00:00:20,250 ♪ It's a sweet, magic, fast, posh, fun, cute...♪ 9 00:00:20,285 --> 00:00:21,845 ♪ Pony Life! ♪ 10 00:00:21,880 --> 00:00:25,552 ♪ Fun in every bite, Friendship, rainbows, wuh-oh! ♪ 11 00:00:25,587 --> 00:00:28,258 ♪ It's a sweet, magic, fast, posh, fun, cute...♪ 12 00:00:28,293 --> 00:00:30,887 ♪ Pony Life! ♪ 13 00:00:30,922 --> 00:00:32,955 ♪ 14 00:00:37,995 --> 00:00:39,929 Uh nuh nah, nanana... 15 00:00:39,964 --> 00:00:43,405 aw yeah, aw yeah.. GAHHH! 16 00:00:43,440 --> 00:00:46,001 That race was amazing Rainbow Dash! 17 00:00:46,036 --> 00:00:47,838 How do you do it?! 18 00:00:47,873 --> 00:00:50,115 Aw, thanks little buddy! 19 00:00:50,150 --> 00:00:52,711 It's nothing but a little hard work, natural talent, 20 00:00:52,746 --> 00:00:56,011 and all-consuming desire to be the best me I can be. 21 00:00:57,487 --> 00:00:59,322 Wow... 22 00:00:59,357 --> 00:01:01,126 But I don't do it for the trophies. 23 00:01:01,161 --> 00:01:02,886 I do it for the fans. 24 00:01:02,921 --> 00:01:05,625 (SQUEAK!) So cool. 25 00:01:08,025 --> 00:01:09,629 Ahh.. 26 00:01:09,664 --> 00:01:11,895 It's not quite level... 27 00:01:11,930 --> 00:01:13,864 My buddies! What's up? 28 00:01:13,899 --> 00:01:16,064 Oh! Rainbow Dash! I'm glad your here! 29 00:01:16,099 --> 00:01:19,144 Everypony give it up for Sugarcube Corner's... 30 00:01:19,179 --> 00:01:21,410 EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH! 31 00:01:22,842 --> 00:01:24,644 But I don't even work here! 32 00:01:24,679 --> 00:01:26,316 You're that good. 33 00:01:26,351 --> 00:01:28,318 Plus, I'm working on my next humble pie recipe 34 00:01:28,353 --> 00:01:30,518 for the next Royal Jelly Juggernaut taping. 35 00:01:30,553 --> 00:01:31,981 Thanks. 36 00:01:32,016 --> 00:01:33,884 Y'know, of all the things I'm good at, 37 00:01:33,919 --> 00:01:36,524 my favorite is being friends with all of you. 38 00:01:36,559 --> 00:01:38,526 Awww-! 39 00:01:38,561 --> 00:01:40,561 ORDER UP! 40 00:01:42,895 --> 00:01:44,763 (SMASH!) 41 00:01:44,798 --> 00:01:46,402 Ohhh! 42 00:01:46,437 --> 00:01:48,404 So you're the Rainbow Dash... 43 00:01:48,439 --> 00:01:51,935 I've heard you're the best of the best. 44 00:01:54,247 --> 00:01:55,939 (SMASH!) 45 00:01:55,974 --> 00:01:59,745 But are you the best at being the worst? 46 00:02:00,583 --> 00:02:02,319 Uh... what? 47 00:02:02,354 --> 00:02:05,047 I... am Dishwater Slog. 48 00:02:05,082 --> 00:02:08,017 And I hereby challenge you to a Fail-Off! 49 00:02:08,052 --> 00:02:10,426 When it comes to being the worst, 50 00:02:10,461 --> 00:02:13,627 you got nothing on me. 51 00:02:13,662 --> 00:02:15,596 That makes no sense. 52 00:02:15,631 --> 00:02:17,565 It's nonsensical! 53 00:02:17,600 --> 00:02:19,798 Why would I want to be the worst? 54 00:02:19,833 --> 00:02:22,603 - She wouldn't! - Haha. 55 00:02:22,638 --> 00:02:24,374 Guess you're afraid of a 56 00:02:24,409 --> 00:02:26,904 wittle friendly compe-tii-oon-- 57 00:02:26,939 --> 00:02:29,071 (SCREAMING) 58 00:02:32,648 --> 00:02:35,077 OH NO HE DID NOT! 59 00:02:35,112 --> 00:02:36,947 I'll show you my worst, all right. 60 00:02:36,982 --> 00:02:38,982 You'll rue the day you ever challenged 61 00:02:39,017 --> 00:02:41,325 Rainbow Dash the brash, 62 00:02:41,360 --> 00:02:44,955 the crash, the... mustache. 63 00:02:44,990 --> 00:02:47,595 Huh. Pretty good at rhyming I see. 64 00:02:47,630 --> 00:02:50,565 Definitely better than... Myself. 65 00:02:50,600 --> 00:02:52,270 Haha! See?! 66 00:02:52,305 --> 00:02:54,767 I lost the rhyming round. 67 00:02:54,802 --> 00:02:58,672 Which means I won the losing round. 68 00:02:58,707 --> 00:03:00,443 Wait- whaat?! 69 00:03:00,478 --> 00:03:03,611 Whoever loses the most in the next twenty-four hours... 70 00:03:03,646 --> 00:03:05,349 wins. 71 00:03:05,384 --> 00:03:07,780 We'll compete in three categories ok? 72 00:03:07,815 --> 00:03:09,980 Athleticism, creativity, 73 00:03:10,015 --> 00:03:12,290 and yep, emotions. 74 00:03:12,325 --> 00:03:14,622 Think you can handle that, winner? 75 00:03:14,657 --> 00:03:16,492 And by that I mean-- 76 00:03:16,527 --> 00:03:19,429 Loo-serrrr. 77 00:03:19,464 --> 00:03:21,398 Ha! 78 00:03:21,433 --> 00:03:23,499 Sit back and watch, everypony, 79 00:03:23,534 --> 00:03:26,161 as the best does her worst. 80 00:03:27,736 --> 00:03:29,439 Rainbow Dash... 81 00:03:29,474 --> 00:03:31,870 Now, why would you try to be worse than you are? 82 00:03:31,905 --> 00:03:34,136 About the worst she's ever been is when she forgot 83 00:03:34,171 --> 00:03:35,907 to give me back the book I leant her. 84 00:03:35,942 --> 00:03:39,878 I can't say no to a friendly competition-! 85 00:03:39,913 --> 00:03:42,386 Uhh.. Shouldn't you be rushing out too? 86 00:03:42,421 --> 00:03:45,290 Nah. This is kinda my whole thing. 87 00:03:45,325 --> 00:03:46,885 I don't try. 88 00:03:46,920 --> 00:03:49,690 I'm the best in the game at not trying. 89 00:03:53,729 --> 00:03:56,158 So heavy-! 90 00:03:58,734 --> 00:04:01,031 Oh! I'm so strong! 91 00:04:01,066 --> 00:04:03,572 Failing isn't quite your style! 92 00:04:04,971 --> 00:04:06,740 (EFFORT GRUNTS) 93 00:04:08,172 --> 00:04:10,106 Nice try, Rainbow Dash. 94 00:04:10,141 --> 00:04:13,208 But you'll never amount to nothing. 95 00:04:15,817 --> 00:04:18,015 Grrr... 96 00:04:18,050 --> 00:04:19,687 Here, Rainbow Dash! 97 00:04:19,722 --> 00:04:21,249 This cake was a failed experiment-- 98 00:04:21,284 --> 00:04:24,560 so why don'tcha take a whack at failing to decorate it?! 99 00:04:24,595 --> 00:04:26,188 It would be an honor 100 00:04:26,223 --> 00:04:28,795 to turn this into a creative failure, Pinkie. 101 00:04:33,131 --> 00:04:36,000 Oooh, impressive! 102 00:04:36,035 --> 00:04:38,277 No it's not! It's terrible! 103 00:04:39,236 --> 00:04:41,709 Wow! Perfect randomness! 104 00:04:41,744 --> 00:04:43,942 It's... it's beautiful. 105 00:04:43,977 --> 00:04:45,779 Er, sorry. 106 00:04:45,814 --> 00:04:47,748 But you have to admit it looks good! 107 00:04:47,783 --> 00:04:49,948 Heh. - Voilà! 108 00:04:49,983 --> 00:04:52,423 May I present Sugarcube Corner's 109 00:04:52,458 --> 00:04:55,459 Worst Customer of the Month: me! 110 00:04:56,924 --> 00:04:59,364 I have never seen anything worse. 111 00:04:59,399 --> 00:05:01,223 My picture-! 112 00:05:01,258 --> 00:05:02,961 Hello hello everypony! 113 00:05:02,996 --> 00:05:04,897 Rainbow, how's- 114 00:05:06,131 --> 00:05:09,099 Ahh, IT'S HORRID! 115 00:05:11,510 --> 00:05:13,543 Another job poorly done. 116 00:05:14,909 --> 00:05:16,876 Keep it up, champ! 117 00:05:16,911 --> 00:05:18,977 Okay now you're making me mad-! 118 00:05:19,012 --> 00:05:20,583 Ah-ah-ah! 119 00:05:20,618 --> 00:05:23,113 Keep expressing your emotions so healthily, 120 00:05:23,148 --> 00:05:26,325 and you'll lose the emotional failure round. 121 00:05:27,889 --> 00:05:29,790 GRRRR! 122 00:05:31,794 --> 00:05:33,761 ♪ 123 00:05:36,799 --> 00:05:38,832 There you are my fiery friend. 124 00:05:38,867 --> 00:05:41,571 With my flair for le dramatique 125 00:05:41,606 --> 00:05:43,969 I will be your inspired director! 126 00:05:44,004 --> 00:05:46,301 Now this, I gotta see. 127 00:05:46,336 --> 00:05:48,446 Now let me explain it 128 00:05:48,481 --> 00:05:50,041 so you can understand: 129 00:05:50,076 --> 00:05:52,945 The key to being an emotional failure 130 00:05:52,980 --> 00:05:55,618 is complete suppression of your feelings! 131 00:05:55,653 --> 00:05:57,345 You don't need to explain it to-! 132 00:05:57,380 --> 00:05:59,314 Rainbow Dash, don't take the bait. 133 00:05:59,349 --> 00:06:02,856 Right.Game face ON! 134 00:06:02,891 --> 00:06:05,364 Cue Fluttershy! 135 00:06:06,895 --> 00:06:10,765 C-could I please, have a tiny little hug? 136 00:06:10,800 --> 00:06:12,602 Nah, I'm good. 137 00:06:12,637 --> 00:06:15,902 Rejection! Noice! 138 00:06:15,937 --> 00:06:18,740 Cue Applejack! Bring the rage! 139 00:06:18,775 --> 00:06:20,643 Ok Rainbow Dash, 140 00:06:20,678 --> 00:06:23,580 get mad at me! Flying is overrated! 141 00:06:23,615 --> 00:06:26,715 There are too many colors in the rainbow! 142 00:06:26,750 --> 00:06:29,520 You still haven't returned my book! 143 00:06:29,555 --> 00:06:32,116 Woah, got real there for a second. 144 00:06:32,151 --> 00:06:34,151 She is doing it-! 145 00:06:34,186 --> 00:06:37,726 Rainbow Dash! Rainbow Dash! 146 00:06:39,356 --> 00:06:41,125 AGH! (THUD) 147 00:06:41,160 --> 00:06:42,929 (CRYING) 148 00:06:42,964 --> 00:06:46,163 - You okay little dude? - Y-Yeah... 149 00:06:47,067 --> 00:06:48,869 What is the matter with you?! 150 00:06:48,904 --> 00:06:52,400 Don't you feel bad about being so... Bad?! 151 00:06:52,435 --> 00:06:55,678 (YAWNING) Not really. 152 00:06:58,749 --> 00:07:00,815 You oughtta be ashamed of yourself 153 00:07:00,850 --> 00:07:02,751 making others feel small all the time! 154 00:07:02,786 --> 00:07:04,918 How can you take pride in being so- 155 00:07:04,953 --> 00:07:06,623 so- mediocre?! 156 00:07:06,658 --> 00:07:09,021 Easily. 157 00:07:12,697 --> 00:07:14,565 If you're such a big failure, 158 00:07:14,600 --> 00:07:17,359 then why are you succeeding at being such a jerk? 159 00:07:17,394 --> 00:07:20,428 I-er-h-hey! OK! That doesn't count! 160 00:07:20,463 --> 00:07:22,771 Well I say it does. 161 00:07:22,806 --> 00:07:24,938 You were a champion-level jerk when you painted over 162 00:07:24,973 --> 00:07:27,369 Pinkie's portrait. And yet again when you broke 163 00:07:27,404 --> 00:07:29,613 Pinkie's sundae glass-- twice! 164 00:07:30,616 --> 00:07:32,946 Which means... we're tied! 165 00:07:32,981 --> 00:07:35,817 Fine. If that's how you wanna play it 166 00:07:35,852 --> 00:07:38,490 then we'll just have to have a tiebreaker! 167 00:07:38,525 --> 00:07:41,152 BOTH: Loser take all! 168 00:07:41,187 --> 00:07:43,385 At sunset... we race. 169 00:07:43,420 --> 00:07:45,321 (GASPS) (GULP!) 170 00:07:46,929 --> 00:07:50,161 A race?! How am I gonna lose that?! 171 00:07:50,196 --> 00:07:52,460 You don't have to do this, Rainbow Dash. 172 00:07:52,495 --> 00:07:55,639 Yeah. You're the best and we love that about you. 173 00:07:55,674 --> 00:07:57,465 I know, but... 174 00:07:57,500 --> 00:07:59,071 ever since I was a filly, 175 00:07:59,106 --> 00:08:01,403 I could never back down from a challenge. 176 00:08:01,438 --> 00:08:04,681 And nothing's challenged me like this in a long time. 177 00:08:04,716 --> 00:08:06,474 Okay, but... 178 00:08:06,509 --> 00:08:08,817 purposefully acting worse than you are? 179 00:08:08,852 --> 00:08:12,150 There must be a way... 180 00:08:12,185 --> 00:08:14,350 Maybe a potion will make me worse! 181 00:08:14,385 --> 00:08:16,286 (GLUGGING) 182 00:08:18,664 --> 00:08:20,191 (ZAP!) 183 00:08:20,226 --> 00:08:22,457 (CHEERING) 184 00:08:22,492 --> 00:08:26,131 Nope... still awesome. 185 00:08:26,166 --> 00:08:28,738 It's time. 186 00:08:28,773 --> 00:08:30,498 (EFFORT NOISES) 187 00:08:30,533 --> 00:08:33,468 You're gonna win, sooooo easily. 188 00:08:33,503 --> 00:08:35,140 Yeah right. 189 00:08:35,175 --> 00:08:38,506 You're so fast you're gonna break the sound barrier. 190 00:08:38,541 --> 00:08:41,014 On your marks! Get set-! 191 00:08:42,853 --> 00:08:45,150 GOOOOOOOO! 192 00:08:48,320 --> 00:08:50,320 ♪ 193 00:08:54,128 --> 00:08:55,897 She's losing-! 194 00:08:55,932 --> 00:08:58,163 She's really losing! 195 00:08:58,198 --> 00:09:00,572 Huh. Doesn't feel great to say. 196 00:09:00,607 --> 00:09:02,970 This just ain't the Rainbow Dash we know and love- 197 00:09:03,005 --> 00:09:06,545 Look-! The final leg of the race! 198 00:09:08,406 --> 00:09:10,010 Go Rainbow Dash! 199 00:09:10,045 --> 00:09:12,210 Beat that meanie! 200 00:09:16,084 --> 00:09:18,018 Okay, yeah, enough of this! 201 00:09:18,053 --> 00:09:20,185 I'm a winner, and winners gonna--! 202 00:09:20,220 --> 00:09:23,628 WIIIIIIIN! 203 00:09:23,663 --> 00:09:26,730 (CHEERING) - Go Rainbow Dash! 204 00:09:26,765 --> 00:09:29,062 Ha. Knew you couldn't do it. 205 00:09:29,097 --> 00:09:31,526 My condolences. 206 00:09:31,561 --> 00:09:33,737 Thanks. Good game. 207 00:09:33,772 --> 00:09:35,739 Wait, what'd you just say? 208 00:09:35,774 --> 00:09:37,906 I said, "good game" 209 00:09:37,941 --> 00:09:39,743 because that's the nice thing to do when you 210 00:09:39,778 --> 00:09:41,712 clobber an opponent. 211 00:09:41,747 --> 00:09:43,648 But- but-! The competition-! 212 00:09:43,683 --> 00:09:45,716 Don't you wanna beat me at my own game? 213 00:09:45,751 --> 00:09:47,850 Nah. I'm good at being me. 214 00:09:47,885 --> 00:09:51,018 Awesome, awesome me. 215 00:09:51,053 --> 00:09:54,219 B-bu-but you're not playing by my rules! 216 00:09:54,254 --> 00:09:56,892 I hope you're happy-! 217 00:09:56,927 --> 00:09:58,861 I am! 218 00:09:58,896 --> 00:10:01,160 Oh darling, you are the absolute worst! 219 00:10:01,195 --> 00:10:03,899 Er, actually, I won. 220 00:10:03,934 --> 00:10:05,362 Not to brag. 221 00:10:05,397 --> 00:10:07,837 Yeah, but you're the worst at being the worst! 222 00:10:07,872 --> 00:10:11,071 Okay now that's a title I can get behind. 223 00:10:11,106 --> 00:10:14,976 Plus-- I don't do it to live up to anypony else's standards. 224 00:10:15,011 --> 00:10:17,682 I do it for the fans! 225 00:10:17,717 --> 00:10:20,113 Oh by the way, Applejack, here's your book back. 226 00:10:20,148 --> 00:10:22,082 Loved the symbolism! 227 00:10:22,117 --> 00:10:24,447 You really are the best. 228 00:10:24,482 --> 00:10:27,219 Ooh, I've been meaning to read that one-! 229 00:10:27,254 --> 00:10:30,288 I've already read it. Lemme spoil the ending--! 230 00:10:31,390 --> 00:10:34,589 ♪