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     ♪ It's a sweet life,       
     still a little messy ♪     

2
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         ♪ Magic life,          
     Full of surprises ♪        

3
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        ♪ Fast life...♪         
     ♪ Gaze upon my gems! ♪     

4
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♪ It's a fun life because we got
         each other ♪           

5
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     ♪ It's a cute life ♪       

6
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♪ Living life in our own way! ♪ 

7
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♪ Come on grab a slice of cake ♪

8
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♪ It's a sweet, magic, fast,    
    posh, fun, cute...♪         

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         ♪ Pony Life! ♪         

10
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     ♪ Fun in every bite,       
Friendship, rainbows, wuh-oh! ♪ 

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♪ It's a sweet, magic, fast,    
    posh, fun, cute...♪         

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         ♪ Pony Life! ♪         

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              ♪                 

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            Ahhh...             

15
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 Just smell the morning air,    
            Gummy.              

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    So peaceful, so serene.     

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 It's like nothing bad in the   
    whole world could ever -    

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         Agh! (THUD!)           

19
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      If this is another        
      croissant-keeper,         

20
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don't think you'll out-muscle me
             again,             

21
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     I KNOW YOUR TRICKS!        
  (TWILIGHT SPARKLE CRYING)     

22
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         Oh, Rarity!            

23
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         He came! Help!         

24
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 Something horrid has happened. 

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WHO. DID. WHAT?!                

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         Let me at him!         
         LET ME AT HIM!         

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 It's almost too awful to say!  
          (SMASH!)              

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(DISTRESSED SIGH)               

29
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Ponyville's primary pony of     
propriety -                     

30
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Francy Pants -                  

31
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has asked me to go for a stroll 
in the park!                    

32
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  Um...And this is bad because? 

33
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     - You don't wanna go?      
          - WORSE!              

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        I DO want to go!        

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             Ugh! That IS awful!

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        Wait. Why is that awful?

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"Why" she asks! "WHY?"          

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Ho! Here's why:                 

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         (POT SMASHES)          
     RARIRTY: Yesterday,        

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  I was ?? flaunting my new     
          headband.             

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 While putting a subtle final   
     touch on my garden...      

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        When suddenly...        
             - AGH!             

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          My mirror!            
         - Fancy Pants!         

44
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How, how will I ever find such a
    another lovely face to--    

45
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            (GASP!)             
             ♪                  

46
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     Oop! Didn't see you there. 

47
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                  I was just... 

48
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 casually having some potion my 
         friend Pinkie gave me! 

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             (AWKWARD LAUGHING) 
     Ooh, would you like a sip? 

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             No.                
          I would...            

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          LOVE ONE!             
            (GASPS)             

52
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  Would you like to go for a    
             stroll             

53
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      with me tomorrow?         
             - No.              

54
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                I would love to!

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Ah! Then I'll see you tomorrow  
night.                          

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            (SPLAT!)            
             Ugh,               

57
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 Oh, it seems your endearing    
         clumsiness             

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 has resulted in a bad omen.    

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         - Bad omen?            
- Well, you know what they say. 

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 "Bad things happen in threes". 

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     Hopefully our stroll       

62
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won't be bad thing number three,
             aye?               

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         AH-HA-HA-HA!           

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      (NERVOUS LAUGHTER)        

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 Oh yes, it's terribly funny.   

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 How truly horrific! Alright    
          Rarity...             

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One bad thing happened, nothing 
     to worry about...!         

68
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         Ha-ha...ha....         

69
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Second bad thing would happen...

70
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  then I'd really have to -     
         OOP! (THUD!)           

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            (SMASH!)            

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          Oh! Ha-ha!            
            Okay...             

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     My headband got covered in 
             potion, Pinkie-Pie!

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Who knew it would stop revealing
         depe dark truths to me!

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         Huh...Wow....          

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 (CLEARS THROAT) Pinkie-Pie...  

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  Sprinkles cannot fix every    
            problem.            

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         (SCREAMING)            

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      THAT WAS HORRIBLE!        

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  So, you can see why bad thing 
                    number three

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         absolutely must happen 

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     before my rendez-vous with 
                    Fancy Pants.

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         Wait, what?            

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        If it happens before the
                    rendez-vous,

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         it won't happen at the 
                    rendez-vous!

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 Huh. That logic seems a little 
          extreme...            

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          (BANGING)             

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              OHHH! THIS IS IT! 

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            (BANG!)             

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        Door was jammed.        

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         (ANGRY NOISE)          

92
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                        So cute!

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            - Huh?              
     - You speak softly,        

94
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 yet you carry within you the   
         most wondrous          

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 and terrifying force of all.   

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Well? Was it bad?               

97
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    No. Nothing I didn't already
                          know! 

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 Let's just store this in the   
     pantry for now, huh?       

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Oh, you go for it!              

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                        No, you.

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     PLEASE! Don't fight.       
         What's that?           

102
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     Your friendship is totally 
                     destroyed?!

103
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Over such a silly               
misunderstanding!               

104
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I never thought such a bad thing
         could happen!          

105
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  Oh well, what can you do?     

106
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Uh, Rarity, we're not in a      
fight.                          

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            (CHOMP!)            

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          WAAAHHHHH!            

109
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      What's tuggin' your tail, 
                         Rarity?

110
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 Bad things happen in threes.   

111
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  And darling, I'm on strike    
             three.             

112
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Don't you think it's just a bit 
      of superstition?          

113
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There's no logical reason that -

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      Okay, she's walking away. 

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That's it.                      

116
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 This calls for more drastic    
            action!             

117
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          SABOTAGE.             

118
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You impress me yet again Rarity,

119
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 you saucy, sassy girl with a   
     mane that won't quit!      

120
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    Oh so sweet, thank you.     

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                         Yikes. 

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              ♪                 

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PINKIE PIE: Souffle Week at the 
    Royal Jelly Juggernaut      

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  is notoriously difficult!     

125
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 But with this recipe, I know I 
        can pull it off!        

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             NOICE!             

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          Huh? Mmmm.            

128
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LET'S MAKE THE BAD THING HAPPEN!

129
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  Rhubarb, rhubarb, rhubarb,    
          rhubarb...            

130
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 RARITY: If Pinkie Pie's recipe 

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 were to suddenly disappear...  

132
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  That would be a bad thing!    

133
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 Ooh! But I can't take Pinkie's 
            recipe!             

134
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    She needs it to compete.    

135
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    Not until next weekend!     

136
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 You can get it back to her by  
             then.              

137
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 She will never be the wiser!   

138
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Plus, you can make it up to her 
            later.              

139
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        Hmm, all right.         
  You do make a good point.     

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    That was...easier than I    
          expected.             

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            (GASP!)             

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         So it's come to this...

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 Come at me with your worst!    

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        (CHARGING CRIES)        

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          Take this!            

146
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            (THUD!)             

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    RARITY: Yeah! Woo-ha-ha!    

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         Oh! (GASPS)            

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        (STRUGGLE GRUNT)        

150
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         So...strong...         

151
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         SWEET VICTORY!         

152
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         Woaaaaa-ho!            
            (THUD!)             

153
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             Huh?               
         NOT THE PLACE!         

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        (SCARED NOISES)         

155
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    Okay too late, I'm here.    

156
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            Omilus!             

157
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But your eyeshadow is stunning! 

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          - Bravo!              
          - Rarity.             

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Bad thing number three will not 
     happen at the park.        

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 Really? Then it was all worth  
             it.                

161
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Because it has already happened.

162
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    You're trapped here with me.

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 Bad things do not happen in    
            threes.             

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    But you sealed your own fate

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     by focusing on the negative

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      rather than living in the 
                        present!

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     Okay, yes, profound.       

168
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  But seeing as I've already    
     learned my lesson now,     

169
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 can't I still go to the park?  

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                             No.
                (MANIC LAUGHTER)

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 While mere seconds have passed 
                 for you and I, 

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the outside world has aged eons!

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                (MANIC LAUGHTER)

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         (SCREAMING)            

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      (RARITY PANICKING)        

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                  W-w-w-wait... 

177
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    I lied about this one thing!

178
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 But no pony ever hangs out with
                        me here!

179
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         Oh...pffffft.          

180
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      Where's my phone?         

181
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         Oh Applejack!          
          Twilight!             

182
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     And even young Pinkie,     

183
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        you're all here!        

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     How long was I gone?       
      A week? A century?        

185
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 Oh what a foolish filly I have 
             been!              

186
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  I suppose Fancy Pants has     
 strolled on with another pony. 

187
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 Good. He deserves to be happy. 

188
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         Uh, Rarity.            
 You were gone fo 35 seconds.   

189
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    FANCY PANTS: Oh Rarity?     
    Stroll time, trot-trot!     

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         - Trot-trot?           
             - See?             

191
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         - He's here!           
        - B-b-b-b-but...        

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 But bad thing number three!    

193
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     You can't control it.      
     Just go with the flow!     

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 You're sure it's just a silly  
         superstition?          

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 One can never be completely    
            sure--              

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         Yep-so-lutely!         

197
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 You've been through bad things 
            before.             

198
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 Whatever happens now, you can  
         handle it.             

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         You're right!          

200
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  I've been prepared for the    
             worst.             

201
00:09:02,741 --> 00:09:04,774
  Why not hope for the best?    

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              ♪                 

203
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     What a lovely sunset.      

204
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     - It reminds me of-        
  - Oh, I've seen lovelier.     

205
00:09:11,343 --> 00:09:14,278
 Oh. Oh er, well, changing the  
          subject!              

206
00:09:14,313 --> 00:09:16,819
 Right! Back to what I want to  
        talk about: Me.         

207
00:09:16,854 --> 00:09:19,283
 Earlier today, I made the best 
             point,             

208
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immediately followed by the best
             joke,              

209
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 so I laughed and laughed until 
        every pony left         

210
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 and THAT's when I realized..   

211
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 The most talented pony I ever  
             met                

212
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            was me!             

213
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             Wow.               

214
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 I was so nervous about going   
        walkies with you        

215
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 that I didn't realize I don't  
          like you!             

216
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                E-e-e-excuse me?

217
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    Bad thing numbet three!     
          It's you!             

218
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Oh, no, no, impossible you see -

219
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 I never come in third place... 

220
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        (CLEARS THROAT)         
      As I was saying...        

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PINKIE PIE: Sprinkles can't fix 
          anything?             

222
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         Yeah right!            

223
00:10:01,360 --> 00:10:02,931
      To be quite frank,        

224
00:10:02,966 --> 00:10:04,636
 the most enjoyable part of the 
         whole thing            

225
00:10:04,671 --> 00:10:07,837
 was freaking out beforehand!   

226
00:10:07,872 --> 00:10:10,598
 Because I did it with all of   
             you.               

227
00:10:10,633 --> 00:10:13,007
 Well I'm glad you were able to 
             stay in the moment 

228
00:10:13,042 --> 00:10:15,141
 decide you werent' having fun, 
            and go with the flow

229
00:10:15,176 --> 00:10:16,912
by high-tailing it out of there!

230
00:10:16,947 --> 00:10:19,915
And I'm glad I didn't steal your
        souffle recipe,         

231
00:10:19,950 --> 00:10:21,851
 jepordizing your performance   

232
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     and our friendship!        

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            - What?             
          - Nothing!            

234
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          Love you!             
          - Awwwww!             

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              ♪