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      ♪ It's a sweet life,      
      Still a little messy ♪    

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♪ Magic life full of surprises ♪

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         ♪ Fast life            
     Gaze upon my gems ♪        

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      ♪ It's a fine life        
 because we got each other ♪    

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     ♪ It's a cute life ♪       

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 ♪ Living life in our own way,  
Come and grab a slice of cake! ♪

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 ♪ Sweet, magic, fast, posh,    
         fun, cute ♪            

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         ♪ Pony Life!           
     Fun in every bite ♪        

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      ♪ Friendship, rainbows    
            Wuh-oh ♪            

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 ♪ It's a sweet, magic, fast,   
       posh, fun, cute ♪        

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          ♪ Pony Life! ♪        

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              ♪                 

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          (CHEERING)            

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      Thank you! Merci!         

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            Gracias!            

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Great rehearsal. Tomorrow night 
  will be a piece of cake!      

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      A "piece of cake?"        

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 A "piece of cake" was grammar  
            school.             

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A "piece of cake" was the last  
          thing I ate           

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 and it was divine. No-- this   
        is live theater.        

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      Anything is possible.     

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       - Give us examples.      
  - You could forget your lines.

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The lights could fall.          

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 Worst of all: you could get    
        stage fright!           

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         (SCARED NOISES)        

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      Out of curiosity,         

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 what does stage fright feel    
            like?               

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Your legs shake.                
Your knees buckle.              

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Your mouth gets dry.            

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             Eep...!            

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 Well that plum explains it.    

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      I've got stage fright!    

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I have the most superb solution.

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 More cake?! I'm pretty hungry. 

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            Tonight I'm throwing
              a De-Stress Ball. 

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It's what we actors do the night
        before an opening night.

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 We chill out, get our zen on,  

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  and make all the colly-wobbles
       and worries go away.     

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 This'll cure your problem for  
      sure, Applejack!          

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             Gah!               

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    Prepare... to De-Stress!    

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  RARITY: Bean bags for your    
           bottom.              

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  Candles for your comfort.     

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 And treats for your tummies.   

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  Eep! Is that... peppermint    
            popcorn?            

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Peppermint is a natural calmer. 

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             Yum.               

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But I-- I still got the fright. 

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      (KNOCKING ON DOOR)        

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 I wonder who that could be?!   

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                    (WHISPERING)
               I know who it is!

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Friends! Allow me to introduce: 

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         Chamomilia.            

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She will be guiding us in       
relaxation techniques.          

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  Sweet child, I'm glad you     
         called me.             

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 There's stage fright in this   
             room.              

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(THUNDER AND LIGHTNING CRASHING)

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  Lets get down to business.    

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      Find your chill zone.     

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        Close your eyes.        

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 Take a deep breath in, and hold
              it...             

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          (DEEP INHALES)        

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     Hold it, hold it...        

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     (STRUGGLING NOISES)        

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     Hold it, what is that?!    

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     (SATISFIED MUNCHING)       

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     (STRUGGLING NOISES)        

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      (STRUGGLE NOISES)         

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         (EFFORT GROANS)        

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We need to breathe, Chammie.    

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        And exhale slooowly out.

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     (EXASPERATED BREATHING)    

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      Wasn't that relaxing?     

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      Now, picture yourself     

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  on stage tomorrow night...    

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  all of your friends and family
           watching you         

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      from their seats.         

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 See how proud they are of you. 

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  Hey-- I reckon I'm feeling    
           better!              

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CHAMOMILIA: See how disappointed
          they would be         

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  if you forgot your lines.     

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     (PANICKED BREATHING)       

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      (AUDIENCE BOOING)         

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  I reckon I spoke too soon!    

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I know you worry about tripping 
          on stage              

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      in front of everypony.    

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 But that wont happen. Will it? 

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 And everypony open your eyes.  

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  See... isn't that better?     

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Oh! I think I've got stage      
fright.                         

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It's all I can think about.     
It's contagious!                

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  - I think I've got it too!    
       - Now I got it!          

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Me too!                         

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      (STOPWATCH BEEPS)         
        That's my time.         

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 Afraid I need to go home, watch
      my stories, and knit.     

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         I knit now.            

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              (GASP)            

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Ill send you an invoice,        
Rarity.                         

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        (FRANTIC NOISES)        

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            Aaaahhh!            

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          - Waaahhhh!           
          - (DEEP SIGH)         

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         What's gotten into you?

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      That's just the thing.    

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  Nothing's gotten into me,     
    something's left me!        

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  - I lost my stage fright!     
    - How'd you do that?        

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                 Please tell us!

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    I need this bewitching brain
                     spell gone.

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It's the funniest dog gone      
thing.                          

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Now that everyponys got stage   
fright,                         

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I feel less alone.              

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And that's what being in a cast 
is all about, right?            

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            You speak the truth.

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 The only way we get over our   
       joint stage fright       

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 is to do our show tomorrow.    

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 And I'm golly-gee determined to
           go on stage          

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 tomorrow with all of my best   
            friends.            

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     Hey, I'm relaxed again!    

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          Hmm, I am too!        

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             Explains the smell.

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    You saved opening night,    
          Applejack!            

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 It was your De-Stress Ball,    
           Rarity.              

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      - It worked its magic.    
        - It really did.        

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          Now, actors --        
          picture it:           

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      the theater gets dark,    
      the curtain goes up,      

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    a spotlight shines on...    
             us!                

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          Showtime!             

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              ♪                 

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      ♪ Me me me, ALL about     
           meeeeeee! ♪          

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 Ooh, darling, you're pitchy.   

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      - You're pitchy!          
- Let me know when you're done. 

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 This highfalutin' updo won't   
            stay up!            

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      My character cant have    
            a down-do!          

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    Twilight, your prop list    
    spreadsheet is flawless!    

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 Its every single item used in  
 the show, organized perfectly! 

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  Thanks Pinkie! I really wanted
           to make sure         

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I got it right so the play can  
  go off without a hitch.       

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      I included everything!    

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Almost everything.              

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Technically,                    
this tablet is a prop.          

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            Well, scroll down to
             the very bottom... 

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    PINKIE PIE: There it is!    

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     Everything goes in the     
    spreadsheet! Along with:    

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 Apples, a frying pan, a mirror,
         an old bucket,         

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 this calculator, some pizza,   
        a wheelbarrow,          

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 an iced tea pitcher, a dozen   
     squishy cube things--      

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  PINKIE PIE: PLACES, THANK YOU,
             PLACES!            

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      Oops. Time to go!         

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  You ponies are the greatest to
      ever grace the stage,     

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 and I KNOW about greatness.    

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  Pre-show ritual on three!     
      One, two, three--         

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      - COMMUNITY THEATRE--     
           - --Theatre!         

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      Annnnd, showtime!         

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  Huh! It is cold out there.    

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     Dang near freezing!        

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         It is cold in here too.

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        It has been cold in here
                      for years.

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You want heat? You want HEAT?   

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What do we look like,           
BILLIONAIRES!?                  

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             Ooh!               

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          (GIGGLING)            

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              - Yes!            
              - Yay!            

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          (ZAPPING)             

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      What's happening?         

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Uh, did we hook up the stage    
lights wrong?                   

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    Should I go try to fix it?  

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You say you want heat?          

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We cant even keep the lights on 
around here!                    

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             (NERVOUS LAUGHTER) 

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          (LAUGHING)            
          - What a pro!         

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 Sometimes I feel like I want to
             gallop             

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far, far away from all of this, 
          you know?             

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 Just gettin' out of this here  
              town              

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 and havin' a history hoedown-- 

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      (EXCITED LAUGHTER)        

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              Uhh...            

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 There's nothing here for me    
           anymore.             

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             - Huh?             
          - ... Huh?            

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      Its like outgrowing an    
          old coat.             

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 You want to put it on again,   

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 but it just doesn't fit the    
     same way anymore...        

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 so you have to keep changin'   
       your clothes...          

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      always movin' forward.    

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     (AUDIENCE LAUGHING)        

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 Oh, Id give all the stars in   
       the solar system--       

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the planets, too-- to stay here!

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But we've got two days to leave.

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      (AUDIENCE GASPS, SOBS)    

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    But, but this is our home.  

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     What will become of us?    

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          (LAUGHTER)            

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      I didn't do that.         
        Two days, huh?          

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     (AUDIENCE LAUGHING)        

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Psst, follow my lead.           

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     What will become of us?    

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        Nowhere to live,        

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      nothing to hold on to!    

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    Its like... its like all the
             things we hold dear

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       in this world are just...
                     going away!

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          (GASPS IN AWE)        

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      ♪ What a glorious         
        niiiiiiight-- ♪         

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             (THUD!)            

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     (AUDIENCE LAUGHTER)        

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        (ABSTRACT MUSIC)        

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I declare that this orange juice

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 is the best in all the land.   

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  Nom, nom nom. Gulp, gulp.     

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          (CHOMPING)            

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         Huh? Ooooh!            

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            (CHOMP)             
            -- Huh?!            

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          (MANE 6 GASP)         

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      (AUDIENCE YELLING)        

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     (AUDIENCE SCREAMING)       

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  Don't you see? Our possessions
       are keeping us down.     

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We need to fight... materialism!

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              ♪                 

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      (FIGHTING NOISES)         

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00:10:03,771 --> 00:10:05,679
         (EFFORT NOISES)        

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          (IMPACT THUD)         
           (PANTING)            

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     (AUDIENCE CHEERING)        

220
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  What in Celestia's green      
  Equestria just happened?!     

221
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          I know, right?        

222
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  I didn't have "big magical    
monster thingy" on my prop list,

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 but there it was! In the play! 

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     (AUDIENCE CHEERING)        

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              ♪