>Day plotconvenience in Equestria
>Be Fluttershy
>Wake up
>Get up from your bed
>Go to the bathroom for your morning routine, making sure not to wake any of the animals sleeping in your bedroom
>Tinkle, take a bath, comb your mane
>Look into the mirror with confidence
>Today was the day you were going to make Anon yours, you just knew it!
>For today you were almost completely sure you had the correct fetish
>Anon might lie and deny it, but at the end of the day he wouldn't be able to resist this!
>Drool a little at the thought of kissing Anon
>Cuddling Anon
>Rutting Anon...
>Squee with excitement and head downstairs
>Making someone love you is hard work, so you need a good breakfast
>Fill a bowl up with flowers, nature's cereal
>Pour some milk over them
>Put the bowl to your mouth and start licking the flowers up
>The flowers are glistening and are absolutely dripping with white fluid as they eagerly enter your mouth
>You didn't realise before how erotic breakfast could be, you had to remember this for a future fetish guess
>Head outside, making sure to take your special present for Anon with you
>Hard to guess his fetish if you don't have said fetish with you
>Stroll over towards Anon's house

>You are now Scootaloo
>Never been so close to your cutie marks in your life
>This had to be it
>Cutie Mark Crusaders lumberjacks!
>The three of you are sitting in a tree, sawing off branches
>Although no cutie marks had appeared yet, you all have a good feeling about this
>Applebloom saws off a branch
>Right before the branch falls, pull her away over to the rest of the tree
"You're not supposed to sit on the branches you're sawing! You'll fall too that way!"
>"Oh, woops... Ah guess yer right"
"Look, let me show you how its done!"
>Saw a branch off, sitting safely in the rest of the tree
>As soon as it falls, you look up at Applebloom smugly
>Safety instructor cutie mark here you come
>Suddenly hear a crash and a sound like a goat fainting from down below
>Try to use your wings to fly out of the tree
>They aren't strong enough yet, and you fall flat on your face
>See you are not the only one lying on the ground
>Fluttershy is there, knocked out with a nasty bump on her head
>The branch you sawed off is next to her
>Maybe it wasn't such a good idea to practice your lumberjack skills in a tree that was right next to a path
>Applebloom and Sweetie Belle climb down from the tree
>"Whats going on?", Sweetie Belle asks
"Well, it seems I might've... dropped a branch on Fluttershy"
>Begin to tear up a bit
>You'll never get your safety instructor cutie mark now
>Maybe you will get a safety destructor cutie mark
>Look at your flank
>Nope
>You didn't want that cutie mark anyways
>"What'll we do now?" Applebloom asks distressed
>"We have to go tell somep0ny!" Answers Sweetie Belle
>"We cahnt! We'll get in trouble!"
>"The last time I got in trouble Applejack made me make fifty boxes of Applebloom Crunch!"
>Applebloom shudders at the memory
>You realise she has never actually explained how she makes it
>Decide not to ask
>Go over to Fluttershy to see how bad the damage is, the hit sounded painful
>She has a bump on her head, but its not bleeding
>It will probably recover on its own
>Its setteled then
"CUTIE MARK CRUSADER HIT AND RUN!"

>You are now...
>You can't remember who you are
>You just woke up with a throbbing pain in your head on some path
>Get up
>Move a hoof to your head
>It hurts a lot, but you seem to be okay
>You were calmly walking along a path, when suddenly something big hit you on the head
>You felt a rush of blood to your head, and everything became red as you fainted
>You know you were walking, but you can't remember what you were actually doing
>You also can't remember your name, where you live, or anything about your life prior to the hit
>Its scary, you are lost, with no idea where to go
>What if you were doing something important?
>Better find out what you were doing as fast as possible
>Look around where you are
>You are still on the path... somewhere
>Have no idea which way is which, or which way you came from
>See you are next to a tree, and there is a sawn off branch lying next to you
>That must've been what hit you, but why would someone saw off a branch right as you are walking underneath the tree?
>Some sort of sick destructor of safety
>Suddenly you notice something weird underneath your wing
>Reach over with a hoof
>You are surprised to find there is appearantly some sort of extradimensional pocket underneath your wing
>Funky
>Pull out an object
>It's some sort of weird, cylindrical rubber..thing. Its floppy, and there's a bulge on the end
>Its brightly colored as well
>Its wrapped up with a red bow
>There is a tag attached
>Read it
>"To Anon"
>Appearantly you were delivering this thing, whatever it was, to someone named Anon
>Now if only you knew where this Anon lived
>Look around
>See a town nearby
>Decide to go ask around there and show around the gift
>Someone there should know who and where this Anon is

>"Get that thing out of my face! Some things are not appropriate to show around, especially not to a proper LADY!"
>The squiggly hared unicorn walks off in a huff after you showed her the package for Anon
>You're still not really sure what it is, but she didn't seem to like it at least
>Continue asking around town, where does this Anon live and what is this thing of his?
>Some p0nies giggle at you, others answer genuinely that they also have no idea
>One purple mare offers to buy the object off of you, but you refuse
>Eventually you manage to get an adress though, he lives on the edge of town in a cottage of his own
>Arrive at his house, holding the package
>Knock on the door
>Hear a cranky voice say mutter something
>You think you can make out something like "Fudging Uddersigh"
>Hear some other noises, like bowls being put away
>Somep0ny is moving over to the door
>Wonder what kind of p0ny is going to answer the door, you are pretty sure it's a stallion but you are not completely sure
>The door swings open, revealing..

>Some kind of monkey?!
>Rather than a p0ny, in the door opening now stands some sort of hairless monkey, its wearing clothes, and it doesn't look very friendly
>It does look kind of cute though
>You feel your memory return slightly, you remember you have a passion for animals
>You wonder if this Anon trained his pet monkey to open the door for him
>While that's impressive, you shouldn't have pets wear clothes, it's uncomfortable for them
>After you've made your delivery, you'll see to it that that monkey will no longer be wearing his clothes
>"What do you want this time?"
>Your trail of thought is abruptly ended when you learn the monkey can talk
>You are intrigued by this mysterious creature, even though it's kind of rude
>But wait, it said "this time", so you've spoken with it before
>Could it be, that this monkey... is Anon?
"U-uhm.. I-i'm here to make a delivery"
>Hold the object out in front of him, it wobbles slightly
>As he recognizes what it is his face becomes even grumpier
>"Being fucked in the ass with a dragon dildo is not my fetish, Fluttershy"
>You are kind of shocked
>You only said you were making a delivery, and suddenly this monkey is talking about its fetishes and mentioning assfu...loving
>You should never respond to the agression of an animal with more agression though, so you decide to remain polite
"I-i asked around town where the "Anon" this b-belonged to lived, and they p-pointed me here. Was I wrong?"
>You are now Anon
>And this mare just went around town telling everyone you owned a dragon dildo
>And she asks you if she is wrong
>SHE ASKS YOU IF SHE IS WRONG?
>Pick up Fluttershy
>"U-uhm, easy mister monkey, y-you're a g-good monkey aren't you?"
"I AM NOT A FUCKING MONKEY!"
>Toss Fluttershy with all your might
>She dissapears, now merely a twinkle in the sky
>Start to head back inside
>Notice the dragon dildo Fluttershy thought was your fetish still lying on the ground
>Look left
>Nobody
>Look right
>Nobody
>Quickly pocket the dildo and retire back into your house
>Today was an above average day

>You are now... you think that monkey called you Fluttershy?
>After being tossed by that rude monkey you landed in a tree somewhere
>Its not all bad though, the hit from landing returned some of your memory
>You remember where you live now!
>A beautiful cottage on the edge of town, where you live with all your animal friends
>And you were planning to add another animal friend
>Because that monkey needed to be rescued from its evil owner!
>You thought at first that the monkey might be Anon, considering it could talk, but no way a normal person would be so violent
>But it being someone's pet made a lot of sense
>Of course a monkey would become mean if you forced it to wear clothes
>Not to mention being used to open doors
>And the monkey mentioned dildos and sex, so it might've been sexually abused by his owner as well
>Oh that poor thing, you simply had to rescue it!
>If you gave it a loving home, he surely would calm down and learn to live like a normal monkey
>You wait until night and sneak back over to Anon's house
>For some reason you remember you can easily enter the house through the first-story window
>Weird how memory works
>Enter the house and start looking for the monkey
>Find it sleeping in a bed
>That's a relief, you figured the monkey would have to sleep on the floor somewhere
>What you see next breaks your heart though
>The monkey has been forced to sleep with the package you were delivering stuffed in its tushie!
>What kind of heartless animal-hater would do such a thing?
>You are more sure then ever, you have to save this monkey!
>Carry the monkey out of the window and back to your house, making sure not to wake it

>You are now Anon
>Wake up feeling kind of... chilly, and itchy as well
>Notice this is because you have been stripped of your pyjamas and were sleeping in a sort of dog bed, filled with hay
>What the hell?
>"Oh, you are finally awake Mr. Monkey?"
>Fluttershy walks over to you, you should've known
>Seems like she has actually gone and kidnapped you this time, and is now keeping you in her house
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>"I made you a nice b-breakfast Mr. Monkey, I h-hope you like bananas!"
>She brings you some mashed banana goop
>Its in a dog bowl with "Mr. Monkey <3" written on it
>This has gone far enough
>Throw the bowl at Fluttershy
>It hits her in the head hard, and she drops to the floor
>Oh damn, looks like you knocked her out
>Take the opportunity to get the hell out of here
>Quickly find your clothes (she actually threw them in the trash, was she planning on keeping you naked forever?)
>Run all the way back to your house
>Looks like you need to tighten security

>You are now... someone, but who
>You just woke up with a headache that could split a wall
>Whats worse, you can't remember anything!
>You don't know your name, what you were doing before you passed out, or where you are
>Look around
>Seems like some kind of house, but there are animals everywhere
>You almost think this is in abandoned house taken over by wildlife, but then you notice the numerous foodbowls and other animal care items everywhere
>Notice a shattered bowl on the floor
>It belonged to some monkey it seems
>But there was an incident, and it broke
>Look at the door
>Its wide open!
>Outside you can see hurried tracks leading away to a house in the distance
>Oh no! One of the animals here must have gone beserk and escaped!
>What if it does people harm to the people in the house it ran towards?
>You have to go catch it!
>Look around the house for something to catch animals with
>Find some blowdarts with tranquilizer and a length of rope
>You run out of the house and follow the tracks
>Today was going to be an eventful day