1 00:00:01,199 --> 00:00:03,497 ♪ It's a sweet life, still a little messy ♪ 2 00:00:03,532 --> 00:00:05,433 ♪ Magic life, Full of surprises ♪ 3 00:00:05,468 --> 00:00:08,502 ♪ Fast life...♪ ♪ Gaze upon my gems! ♪ 4 00:00:08,537 --> 00:00:11,142 ♪ It's a fun life because we got each other ♪ 5 00:00:11,177 --> 00:00:13,177 ♪ It's a cute life ♪ 6 00:00:13,212 --> 00:00:15,245 ♪ Living life in our own way! ♪ 7 00:00:15,280 --> 00:00:17,313 ♪ Come on grab a slice of cake ♪ 8 00:00:17,348 --> 00:00:19,909 ♪ It's a sweet, magic, fast, posh, fun, cute...♪ 9 00:00:19,944 --> 00:00:21,515 ♪ Pony Life! ♪ 10 00:00:21,550 --> 00:00:25,255 ♪ Fun in every bite, Friendship, rainbows, wuh-oh! ♪ 11 00:00:25,290 --> 00:00:27,950 ♪ It's a sweet, magic, fast, posh, fun, cute...♪ 12 00:00:27,985 --> 00:00:30,656 ♪ Pony Life! ♪ 13 00:00:30,691 --> 00:00:32,691 ♪ 14 00:00:37,368 --> 00:00:39,203 (LAUGHING, WHISTLING) 15 00:00:43,033 --> 00:00:46,034 (GASP) IT'S HEEEEERE! 16 00:00:46,069 --> 00:00:48,938 Our official Trail Trotter's Troop Designation! 17 00:00:48,973 --> 00:00:50,808 Fluttershy's going to be so stoked 18 00:00:50,843 --> 00:00:52,216 that we're all finally a troop! 19 00:00:52,251 --> 00:00:54,548 Officially recognized by the Ponies Earning Badges 20 00:00:54,583 --> 00:00:56,352 Organization, LLC. 21 00:00:56,387 --> 00:00:58,255 Careful - precious cargo! 22 00:00:58,290 --> 00:01:00,686 Flutter-dear will be absolutely delighted. 23 00:01:00,721 --> 00:01:03,458 She's been subtly mentioning this for decades! 24 00:01:03,493 --> 00:01:07,066 An eternity! A LONG TIME! 25 00:01:08,861 --> 00:01:11,499 OH! I can't believe it! 26 00:01:11,534 --> 00:01:14,502 Today's the day I finally take over Sugar Cube Corner 27 00:01:14,537 --> 00:01:16,768 from Mr & Mrs Cake! 28 00:01:18,409 --> 00:01:21,377 I can't believe there's only 295 days 29 00:01:21,412 --> 00:01:24,380 until Trail Trotter's registration opens! 30 00:01:24,415 --> 00:01:26,910 And then, I simply earn more badges 31 00:01:26,945 --> 00:01:28,978 than any other troop in our region, 32 00:01:29,013 --> 00:01:30,452 thereby winning the grand prize 33 00:01:30,487 --> 00:01:32,487 all expenses paid trip to meet celebrity dolphin, 34 00:01:32,522 --> 00:01:34,390 FINN-TASTIC! 35 00:01:34,425 --> 00:01:37,195 I'll just be a pony standing in front of a dolphin 36 00:01:37,230 --> 00:01:40,088 telling him he's my hero. 37 00:01:40,123 --> 00:01:42,695 UM. What does that have to do with--? 38 00:01:42,730 --> 00:01:45,137 My. Hero. HERO! 39 00:01:48,934 --> 00:01:51,176 Darlings! Did you all get Flutteryshy's text?! 40 00:01:51,211 --> 00:01:52,936 I came as fast as I could! 41 00:01:52,971 --> 00:01:54,872 It must be some kind of emergency. 42 00:01:56,810 --> 00:01:58,381 Thank you for coming. 43 00:01:58,416 --> 00:02:00,350 Only 294 days until 44 00:02:00,385 --> 00:02:01,978 we're the best Trail Trotter Troop in the world 45 00:02:02,013 --> 00:02:04,222 and we get to meet Finn-tastic and we become best friends 46 00:02:04,257 --> 00:02:07,258 and probably go on vacation together and have inside jokes. 47 00:02:07,293 --> 00:02:10,118 Yeah...I can't tell if she's excited. 48 00:02:10,153 --> 00:02:13,088 I'M SO EXCITED! WHEEEEE! 49 00:02:13,123 --> 00:02:15,662 TWILIGHT: With the elements of harmony working in unison, 50 00:02:15,697 --> 00:02:18,093 there's no problem too great 51 00:02:18,128 --> 00:02:20,238 no foe too irredeemable, 52 00:02:20,273 --> 00:02:23,967 NO EVIL THAT CAN'T BE UNDONE! 53 00:02:24,002 --> 00:02:25,672 And only one day until we get our 54 00:02:25,707 --> 00:02:28,213 Trail Trotter's Troop assignment! 55 00:02:29,315 --> 00:02:31,073 Yeah, yeah. And also - 56 00:02:31,108 --> 00:02:33,108 no time until we have to conquer evil. 57 00:02:33,143 --> 00:02:35,451 Oh, right, right... TRAIL TROTTERS! 58 00:02:39,523 --> 00:02:42,117 Opening somepony else's mail is a felony. 59 00:02:42,152 --> 00:02:45,296 PINKIE PIE: Uh huh. - But Fluttershy won't mind. 60 00:02:45,331 --> 00:02:47,089 APPLE JACK: All right, everypony! 61 00:02:47,124 --> 00:02:50,631 Our request to become an official troop is... 62 00:02:52,470 --> 00:02:54,866 DENIED! (CHEERING) 63 00:02:56,639 --> 00:02:58,804 Wait...denied?! 64 00:03:00,005 --> 00:03:02,445 Apparantly there's an age cut off. 65 00:03:02,480 --> 00:03:04,612 You have to be a filly to join! 66 00:03:04,647 --> 00:03:06,317 RARITY: We're too old... 67 00:03:06,352 --> 00:03:10,387 But - one is never too old to have fun! 68 00:03:10,422 --> 00:03:12,719 Technically, according to Trail Trotter's by-law 69 00:03:12,754 --> 00:03:14,820 68-357, we are. 70 00:03:14,855 --> 00:03:18,296 Uh oh...how are we gonna tell?! 71 00:03:18,331 --> 00:03:20,826 IT'S TRAIL TROTTER'S DAY! 72 00:03:23,633 --> 00:03:25,699 Uh, Fluttershy... 73 00:03:30,376 --> 00:03:32,838 We got ourselves a Trotter's Troop! 74 00:03:32,873 --> 00:03:35,038 - Ooooh... (GASPS) 75 00:03:35,073 --> 00:03:37,282 NO WE-- Huh? 76 00:03:38,549 --> 00:03:40,648 Oh, um, yeah... 77 00:03:40,683 --> 00:03:45,180 Choo-choo, all aboard for Badge City, here we come! 78 00:03:45,215 --> 00:03:48,084 Badges for crafting, badges for rafting, 79 00:03:48,119 --> 00:03:50,988 badges for...something that rhymes? 80 00:03:51,023 --> 00:03:52,726 What are you doing?! 81 00:03:52,761 --> 00:03:54,926 Cough up that letter and tell her the truth! 82 00:03:56,534 --> 00:03:58,336 (EXCITED GIGGLING) 83 00:03:58,371 --> 00:04:01,097 Ohhh, I get it. 84 00:04:01,132 --> 00:04:03,539 We're covering to protect her beautiful, fragile 85 00:04:03,574 --> 00:04:05,673 and very important feelings! 86 00:04:05,708 --> 00:04:07,543 Let's get this Trail Trotter 87 00:04:07,578 --> 00:04:09,743 her first completely real badge! 88 00:04:09,778 --> 00:04:12,284 All that's standing between me and Finn-Tastic's 89 00:04:12,319 --> 00:04:14,319 briny-breath is a few badges. 90 00:04:14,354 --> 00:04:16,750 So which one are we earning first? 91 00:04:17,951 --> 00:04:19,852 The... 92 00:04:19,887 --> 00:04:22,426 Great Question Badge! 93 00:04:23,429 --> 00:04:25,759 The Great Mane Badge! 94 00:04:25,794 --> 00:04:29,466 What...an honor! 95 00:04:29,501 --> 00:04:32,568 Ha-a! Someone just earned their Quick Reflexes Badge! 96 00:04:32,603 --> 00:04:35,670 The....Apple Badge! 97 00:04:35,705 --> 00:04:37,870 Original. 98 00:04:39,610 --> 00:04:42,545 This means everything to me. 99 00:04:42,580 --> 00:04:44,448 And one for yours truly. 100 00:04:46,210 --> 00:04:47,781 Uh, Pinkie, 101 00:04:47,816 --> 00:04:49,915 earning badges as a troop is super fun 102 00:04:49,950 --> 00:04:52,951 but shouldn't we tell her it's not real? 103 00:04:57,826 --> 00:05:00,288 Who's the best badge in the world? 104 00:05:00,323 --> 00:05:03,401 It's you! 105 00:05:03,436 --> 00:05:06,096 A little longer can't hurt... 106 00:05:06,131 --> 00:05:09,066 Oooh Pinkie, what's that badge for?! 107 00:05:09,101 --> 00:05:11,299 I haven't seen it in the official Trail Trotter's 108 00:05:11,334 --> 00:05:14,973 training manual... - Oh! This..is... 109 00:05:15,008 --> 00:05:16,711 It's a badge-making badge, yeah! 110 00:05:16,746 --> 00:05:18,548 They just recently added it. 111 00:05:20,310 --> 00:05:22,321 (TENSE MUSIC) 112 00:05:23,918 --> 00:05:26,281 - Cool! - Phew! 113 00:05:28,186 --> 00:05:31,121 (GASPS) (SCREAMS) 114 00:05:31,156 --> 00:05:33,189 ♪ 115 00:05:39,604 --> 00:05:42,000 - IT S COOKIE TIME!!! - Finally! 116 00:05:42,035 --> 00:05:44,607 After years of begging you ve converted to PST -- 117 00:05:44,642 --> 00:05:46,301 Pinkie Standard Time. 118 00:05:46,336 --> 00:05:49,238 Well, it s cookie selling time. 119 00:05:49,273 --> 00:05:51,977 Only the top-selling troops qualify to win a meet and 120 00:05:52,012 --> 00:05:54,452 Greee-eeee-eeeet!! 121 00:05:54,487 --> 00:05:57,653 With celebrity dolphin Finn Tastic! 122 00:05:57,688 --> 00:05:59,457 Riiiight!! 123 00:05:59,492 --> 00:06:01,855 That is what these cookies are for. 124 00:06:01,890 --> 00:06:04,627 Selling. And not eating. 125 00:06:04,662 --> 00:06:06,695 Howdy y'all! 126 00:06:06,730 --> 00:06:09,060 It s cookie selling time! 127 00:06:14,364 --> 00:06:16,166 We got this! 128 00:06:17,477 --> 00:06:20,478 Team work in action! 129 00:06:20,513 --> 00:06:22,942 Noice! 130 00:06:22,977 --> 00:06:24,548 This is so fun! 131 00:06:24,583 --> 00:06:27,683 And it s always gonna be that way! 132 00:06:29,489 --> 00:06:32,149 Always. Be. Selling. 133 00:06:35,055 --> 00:06:37,286 Divide and conquer! 134 00:06:37,321 --> 00:06:39,497 We ve got a water-dwelling, bottle-nosed celeb to meet! 135 00:06:39,532 --> 00:06:41,499 Specifically, the star of Roger the Singing Dolphin-- 136 00:06:41,534 --> 00:06:44,535 he played Roger-- and Hamlet-- he played Hamlet. 137 00:06:44,570 --> 00:06:47,362 Thanks! Tell your friends! 138 00:06:47,397 --> 00:06:49,298 Pick up the pace, Applejack! 139 00:06:49,333 --> 00:06:50,904 Supply and demand, 140 00:06:50,939 --> 00:06:53,676 Get rid of your supply, so ponies demand more! 141 00:06:53,711 --> 00:06:55,876 Oh...kay. 142 00:06:57,979 --> 00:07:00,650 Just created an algorithm targeting any pony 143 00:07:00,685 --> 00:07:02,982 who has so much as thought about cookies today. 144 00:07:03,017 --> 00:07:04,687 They're practically selling themselves! 145 00:07:04,722 --> 00:07:08,020 Great! Then you're freed up to sell even more! 146 00:07:10,090 --> 00:07:11,958 (GULP!) 147 00:07:20,705 --> 00:07:23,068 Cookies are the latest trend, darling. 148 00:07:23,103 --> 00:07:25,268 Food as fashion? Insane. 149 00:07:25,303 --> 00:07:27,776 Love it. - They re fierce. 150 00:07:27,811 --> 00:07:30,713 Fun. Flashy. And... 151 00:07:32,717 --> 00:07:35,949 Oatmeal raisin?! Ugh, this ll never do! 152 00:07:42,760 --> 00:07:44,595 Hey Fluttershy-- 153 00:07:44,630 --> 00:07:47,026 You really think there s time to chat? 154 00:07:47,061 --> 00:07:49,633 Go break your delivery personal best! 155 00:07:51,571 --> 00:07:53,395 (GROANS) 156 00:07:53,430 --> 00:07:55,265 (PANIC NOISES) 157 00:07:59,502 --> 00:08:01,876 Pinkie! We gotta ramp up production. 158 00:08:01,911 --> 00:08:03,438 These cookies are selling faster than-- 159 00:08:03,473 --> 00:08:07,013 -- Than I can make them! 160 00:08:07,048 --> 00:08:08,751 Well you ve got to figure it out, 161 00:08:08,786 --> 00:08:11,622 these ponies need their cookies! - Heh heh. 162 00:08:11,657 --> 00:08:15,384 And I need my visit with the world s greatest water mammal! 163 00:08:16,629 --> 00:08:18,420 Finn Tastic. 164 00:08:20,127 --> 00:08:22,534 Ahh! What am I gonna do?! 165 00:08:22,569 --> 00:08:25,702 Hey, Pinkie, what kinda snacks you got in here,? 166 00:08:27,937 --> 00:08:30,366 You re gonna have to earn your snacks today! 167 00:08:32,073 --> 00:08:34,007 I've done it! 168 00:08:34,042 --> 00:08:37,208 Instant delivery... 169 00:08:37,243 --> 00:08:39,782 Great prices... 170 00:08:39,817 --> 00:08:43,049 Customized orders... 171 00:08:43,084 --> 00:08:45,689 And a fashion spin-off brand... 172 00:08:48,661 --> 00:08:50,595 No no no!! 173 00:08:52,522 --> 00:08:56,634 Finn Tastic, I ll see you soon! 174 00:08:56,669 --> 00:09:00,198 Fluttershy, we need a word. 175 00:09:00,233 --> 00:09:03,498 What is it? Time is cookies, and cookies is EVERYTHING! 176 00:09:03,533 --> 00:09:06,369 That s just it... cookies aren t everything. 177 00:09:06,404 --> 00:09:09,647 Well they are delicious, and sweet-- 178 00:09:09,682 --> 00:09:12,650 What we re trying to say is selling cookies 179 00:09:12,685 --> 00:09:14,949 just isn t fun like this. 180 00:09:14,984 --> 00:09:18,788 And I am a complete mess about it! 181 00:09:18,823 --> 00:09:21,186 The troop s suposta be an enjoyable way for us 182 00:09:21,221 --> 00:09:22,825 to all hang out. 183 00:09:22,860 --> 00:09:25,960 Not a tunnel vision goal to meet this Fann Tasmic . 184 00:09:28,525 --> 00:09:32,065 IT'S FINN-TASTIC! (WOAH, SCREAMS) 185 00:09:32,738 --> 00:09:35,266 (GASP!) (GROANS) 186 00:09:35,301 --> 00:09:37,807 Oh. I see what happened. 187 00:09:37,842 --> 00:09:40,007 I made the cherry on top the bottom line 188 00:09:40,042 --> 00:09:43,043 and that s no way to run a dessert business... 189 00:09:43,078 --> 00:09:45,540 or a friendship... 190 00:09:46,950 --> 00:09:49,852 PINKIE PIE: Awww! - I'm still miffed, 191 00:09:49,887 --> 00:09:52,481 but that is cute. - I'm sorry. 192 00:09:52,516 --> 00:09:54,692 When you re at the helm of a cookie empire, 193 00:09:54,727 --> 00:09:57,321 everything seems like crumbs in comparison. 194 00:09:57,356 --> 00:09:59,224 I LOVE CRUMBS! 195 00:09:59,259 --> 00:10:02,062 One time I followed a trail of them into a- you know what, 196 00:10:02,097 --> 00:10:04,592 it s a long story and Fluttershy s having an epiphany. 197 00:10:04,627 --> 00:10:06,737 But I miss my brother. 198 00:10:06,772 --> 00:10:08,365 How about this? From now on, 199 00:10:08,400 --> 00:10:11,236 cookies are for fun, and fun only. 200 00:10:11,271 --> 00:10:13,172 Awwww! 201 00:10:13,207 --> 00:10:15,207 Get those pans in the oven Gummy! 202 00:10:15,242 --> 00:10:18,881 Are the snickerdoodles ready for delivery yet?! 203 00:10:18,916 --> 00:10:21,719 Spike! You three can go ahead and-- 204 00:10:23,217 --> 00:10:26,053 Oh um, keep making cookies! 205 00:10:26,088 --> 00:10:30,090 Just keep at it. You re doing great. 206 00:10:30,994 --> 00:10:33,489 ♪