1 00:00:01,199 --> 00:00:03,827 ♪ It's a sweet life, still a little messy ♪ 2 00:00:03,862 --> 00:00:05,730 ♪ Magic life, Full of surprises ♪ 3 00:00:05,765 --> 00:00:08,733 ♪ Fast life...♪ ♪ Gaze upon my gems! ♪ 4 00:00:08,768 --> 00:00:11,472 ♪ It's a fun life because we got each other ♪ 5 00:00:11,507 --> 00:00:13,507 ♪ It's a cute life ♪ 6 00:00:13,542 --> 00:00:15,542 ♪ Living life in our own way! ♪ 7 00:00:15,577 --> 00:00:17,511 ♪ Come on grab a slice of cake ♪ 8 00:00:17,546 --> 00:00:20,217 ♪ It's a sweet, magic, fast, posh, fun, cute...♪ 9 00:00:20,252 --> 00:00:21,845 ♪ Pony Life! ♪ 10 00:00:21,880 --> 00:00:25,552 ♪ Fun in every bite, Friendship, rainbows, wuh-oh! ♪ 11 00:00:25,587 --> 00:00:28,225 ♪ It's a sweet, magic, fast, posh, fun, cute...♪ 12 00:00:28,260 --> 00:00:31,019 ♪ Pony Life! ♪ 13 00:00:31,054 --> 00:00:33,065 ♪ 14 00:00:34,794 --> 00:00:36,926 ♪ 15 00:00:39,733 --> 00:00:41,601 Darlings! Applause! 16 00:00:41,636 --> 00:00:43,636 Party Cannon, fanfare, LIGHTS! 17 00:00:44,870 --> 00:00:48,036 Something AMAZING has happened! 18 00:00:48,071 --> 00:00:50,511 (IMPACT THUDS) - Meow! 19 00:00:50,546 --> 00:00:52,117 You may be asking yourself, 20 00:00:52,152 --> 00:00:55,384 why is Rarity, usually a pillar of Chillah, 21 00:00:55,419 --> 00:00:58,222 so uncharacteristically over the top? 22 00:00:58,257 --> 00:01:00,818 Seems like you're acting perfectly normal. 23 00:01:01,425 --> 00:01:04,360 For you. 24 00:01:04,395 --> 00:01:07,099 ♪ For clarity, You're daring me ♪ 25 00:01:07,134 --> 00:01:09,464 ♪ To tell you all, why Rarity ♪ 26 00:01:09,499 --> 00:01:12,764 ♪ Is having quite a day ♪ 27 00:01:12,799 --> 00:01:16,504 ♪ You see I-- ♪ - Okay! Rarity, we'll bite-- 28 00:01:18,508 --> 00:01:20,640 What's so important about today? 29 00:01:20,675 --> 00:01:24,875 Glad you asked. I am going to be a star! 30 00:01:24,910 --> 00:01:28,120 Well, yer already a star to us, Rarity. 31 00:01:28,155 --> 00:01:29,715 Oh, thanks darling, 32 00:01:29,750 --> 00:01:31,585 but I mean a star 33 00:01:31,620 --> 00:01:34,126 to the great pony public! 34 00:01:36,086 --> 00:01:38,592 RARITY: I just shot an episode of the number one hour-long 35 00:01:38,627 --> 00:01:40,957 premium cable prestige drama, 36 00:01:40,992 --> 00:01:43,168 HOOFSESSION. 37 00:01:43,203 --> 00:01:45,764 It's about a family of ponies vying for control 38 00:01:45,799 --> 00:01:47,733 of an apple farm and I play 39 00:01:47,768 --> 00:01:49,801 Greedinia P. Bitscoin the Third, 40 00:01:49,836 --> 00:01:52,408 a powerful land developer! 41 00:01:52,443 --> 00:01:54,938 Wow, Rarity, that's really cool! 42 00:01:54,973 --> 00:01:56,610 How did this happen? 43 00:01:56,645 --> 00:01:59,943 I had an audition, and I nailed it! 44 00:01:59,978 --> 00:02:02,649 Either I buy the farm or I simply TAKE it from you! 45 00:02:02,684 --> 00:02:05,322 And it's your choice, but I will get what's mine! 46 00:02:05,357 --> 00:02:08,457 A Bitscoin always collects their debts. 47 00:02:09,394 --> 00:02:11,163 You, nailed it. 48 00:02:11,198 --> 00:02:13,528 And then he said, to "keep my schedule clear," 49 00:02:13,563 --> 00:02:15,860 which doesn't always mean you got the part, but then I did! 50 00:02:15,895 --> 00:02:19,336 I got the part! And I stole every scene! 51 00:02:19,371 --> 00:02:22,097 Well, you are one fancy filly! 52 00:02:22,132 --> 00:02:23,670 Thank you. To celebrate, 53 00:02:23,705 --> 00:02:26,134 I'm having a little soiree over at mine this eve 54 00:02:26,169 --> 00:02:28,378 to watch the ep. Please come! 55 00:02:28,413 --> 00:02:30,677 Wouldn't miss it for the world. 56 00:02:30,712 --> 00:02:32,943 Ok ponies! Time to get ready. 57 00:02:32,978 --> 00:02:36,111 Oh! Don't forget to dress to impress, okay? 58 00:02:36,146 --> 00:02:39,147 This is a party where you will see AND be seen 59 00:02:39,182 --> 00:02:41,853 while you see ME on the SCREEN! 60 00:02:43,428 --> 00:02:45,395 And scene. 61 00:02:47,267 --> 00:02:49,465 Make it big, but not too big... 62 00:02:49,500 --> 00:02:51,665 oh, why not? Make it too big! 63 00:02:54,406 --> 00:02:57,066 Too much is always enough! 64 00:02:58,443 --> 00:03:00,476 Oh thank you, thank you, 65 00:03:00,511 --> 00:03:03,545 I am just one small piece of a very large puzzle. 66 00:03:03,580 --> 00:03:05,415 I feel so lucky 67 00:03:05,450 --> 00:03:08,913 to be part of the Hoofsession family! 68 00:03:08,948 --> 00:03:12,356 What? A six episode arc revolving around MY character? 69 00:03:12,391 --> 00:03:14,655 Oh, why, I have to say yes, 70 00:03:14,690 --> 00:03:16,657 so I will, I'll say yes! 71 00:03:16,692 --> 00:03:18,362 YES! 72 00:03:18,397 --> 00:03:21,992 I would be nothing without you my ponies. 73 00:03:22,027 --> 00:03:24,929 Well I would still be my fabulous self. 74 00:03:24,964 --> 00:03:27,195 But I wouldn't have amazing friends around me 75 00:03:27,230 --> 00:03:29,703 to appreciate the fabulousity! 76 00:03:32,070 --> 00:03:34,070 ♪ 77 00:03:35,744 --> 00:03:37,876 (MUNCHING NOISES) 78 00:03:40,551 --> 00:03:43,849 I feel like I'm in a movie star's house-- 79 00:03:43,884 --> 00:03:47,226 No talking! Here it comes! Here it comes! 80 00:03:49,560 --> 00:03:52,220 Ah, Greedinia P. Bitscoin. 81 00:03:52,255 --> 00:03:53,925 The Third. 82 00:03:53,960 --> 00:03:57,731 We'll never sell. GOOD DAY! 83 00:03:57,766 --> 00:03:59,469 (MANE 6 CONFUSED GRUNTS) 84 00:03:59,504 --> 00:04:02,670 They... cut my monologue?! 85 00:04:03,673 --> 00:04:05,607 (DRAMATIC SOBBING) 86 00:04:08,073 --> 00:04:09,611 Poor Rarity. 87 00:04:09,646 --> 00:04:11,547 They chopped her up and cut her out! 88 00:04:11,582 --> 00:04:13,483 Should we do something? 89 00:04:13,518 --> 00:04:16,453 I've got an idea! 90 00:04:16,488 --> 00:04:18,554 (RARITY CRYING) 91 00:04:18,589 --> 00:04:21,216 Go away! I don't want visitors! 92 00:04:21,251 --> 00:04:25,121 I don't want to see or be seen anymore! 93 00:04:25,156 --> 00:04:27,827 (SOBBING) 94 00:04:27,862 --> 00:04:31,336 You're telling me you wanna buy the orchard? 95 00:04:32,669 --> 00:04:34,471 I saaaaaid... 96 00:04:34,506 --> 00:04:37,672 You're telling me you wanna buy the orchard? 97 00:04:37,707 --> 00:04:40,510 Psst! It's your line, Greedinia. 98 00:04:44,549 --> 00:04:48,012 You heard me. I am a major power player 99 00:04:48,047 --> 00:04:50,146 and I'm making a major play for power. 100 00:04:50,181 --> 00:04:53,589 I can grow your numbers faster than you can grow apples! 101 00:04:53,624 --> 00:04:57,329 And that's a Greedinia P. Bitscoin the Third promise! 102 00:04:57,364 --> 00:05:00,156 We'll never sell! GOOD DAY. 103 00:05:00,191 --> 00:05:02,598 It's a bad day as far as I'm concerned, 104 00:05:02,633 --> 00:05:06,932 and I think your twin brother would agree. 105 00:05:06,967 --> 00:05:09,836 This isn't the last you've seen of GPB! 106 00:05:09,871 --> 00:05:13,675 You'll be back. They always come back. 107 00:05:13,710 --> 00:05:16,040 Ooh you were so good Rarity! 108 00:05:16,075 --> 00:05:17,778 (GUSHING NOISES) 109 00:05:17,813 --> 00:05:19,681 Oh! 110 00:05:19,716 --> 00:05:22,211 That was better than I did it on set! 111 00:05:23,522 --> 00:05:25,852 Oh, thank you. 112 00:05:25,887 --> 00:05:29,361 Friends like you make me feel like a star! 113 00:05:31,222 --> 00:05:33,497 ♪ 114 00:05:37,998 --> 00:05:40,031 I can't believe we're actually here 115 00:05:40,066 --> 00:05:43,133 at the Sportacular Spectacular! 116 00:05:43,168 --> 00:05:44,904 I'm signed up for the 100 meter gallop, 117 00:05:44,939 --> 00:05:46,708 buckball and hoofball and-- 118 00:05:46,743 --> 00:05:48,677 Maybe we should find our cabin first? 119 00:05:48,712 --> 00:05:51,009 Yes, please! I must unpack 120 00:05:51,044 --> 00:05:53,583 before my genuine athletic audience-member attire 121 00:05:53,618 --> 00:05:56,245 gets wrinkled! 122 00:05:56,280 --> 00:05:58,852 (THUD!) It's that one right there! 123 00:06:02,088 --> 00:06:03,857 So according to the schedule, 124 00:06:03,892 --> 00:06:05,760 as long as 100 meters doesn't run over, 125 00:06:05,795 --> 00:06:07,322 I can dash over to tug-of-tail, 126 00:06:07,357 --> 00:06:09,929 then finish off the day with some Buckball! 127 00:06:09,964 --> 00:06:11,931 I won't even have time to sleep! 128 00:06:11,966 --> 00:06:13,933 So you won't be needing your bunk? 129 00:06:13,968 --> 00:06:16,573 Nope, I'll be in the arena the whole time 130 00:06:16,608 --> 00:06:19,202 takin' names and playin' games! 131 00:06:19,237 --> 00:06:21,941 You get the top bunk, my pretties. 132 00:06:21,976 --> 00:06:24,009 I heard there's gonna be jousting! 133 00:06:24,044 --> 00:06:26,616 - What time is that, Dashy? - Huhh, let's see-- 134 00:06:26,651 --> 00:06:28,948 Apple Bobbing, Apple Shotput, Apple Tennis... 135 00:06:28,983 --> 00:06:31,115 I think I'm still in the A's-- Agh! 136 00:06:31,150 --> 00:06:32,952 Whoaaaaaa! (IMPACT THUD) 137 00:06:32,987 --> 00:06:35,460 APPLEJACK: Are you okay?! 138 00:06:37,321 --> 00:06:39,354 PINKIE PIE: Oh no! Your wing! 139 00:06:39,389 --> 00:06:41,532 FLUTTERSHY: Your hoof! - Relax! 140 00:06:41,567 --> 00:06:43,292 I'm fine. 141 00:06:43,327 --> 00:06:46,229 It was just a tiny tumble. 142 00:06:48,233 --> 00:06:50,299 The opening ceremonies! 143 00:06:50,334 --> 00:06:52,807 We can't miss that! Come on, everypony! 144 00:06:52,842 --> 00:06:55,106 Hurry! Ow..ow.. 145 00:06:57,176 --> 00:07:00,375 Welcome, fillies and gentlecolts! 146 00:07:00,410 --> 00:07:04,181 To the SPORTACULAR SPEECTACULAAAR! 147 00:07:08,451 --> 00:07:11,320 That hoof looks mighty sore. 148 00:07:11,355 --> 00:07:13,630 It hurts but, I'll just wing it! 149 00:07:13,665 --> 00:07:16,633 Darling, I think your wing needs a sling. 150 00:07:16,668 --> 00:07:17,997 Maybe we should just go home? 151 00:07:18,032 --> 00:07:20,736 We can always try again next 'tacular! 152 00:07:20,771 --> 00:07:22,331 No way! 153 00:07:22,366 --> 00:07:25,235 Think of my reputation as the sportiest pony in Equestria. 154 00:07:25,270 --> 00:07:28,271 I am UNSTOPPABLE! 155 00:07:28,306 --> 00:07:30,515 Ow... Ow... 156 00:07:31,947 --> 00:07:34,442 Okay fiiine. 157 00:07:34,477 --> 00:07:36,587 I might have to sit today out, 158 00:07:36,622 --> 00:07:39,084 but I know I'm totally gonna heal up in time 159 00:07:39,119 --> 00:07:42,252 for something! Until then I... 160 00:07:42,287 --> 00:07:45,057 I just need to find a...substitute. 161 00:07:46,962 --> 00:07:49,160 This'll do! 162 00:07:49,195 --> 00:07:51,536 It won't give you my mad skillz, 163 00:07:51,571 --> 00:07:53,934 but, if you look like me, 164 00:07:53,969 --> 00:07:55,540 you might feel like me, 165 00:07:55,575 --> 00:07:58,510 and then you can play as me! 'Til I'm back on my hooves! 166 00:08:00,305 --> 00:08:02,338 (GLUGGING) 167 00:08:03,308 --> 00:08:05,308 Aaahhh! 168 00:08:08,885 --> 00:08:11,479 Woohoo! Twinsies! 169 00:08:11,514 --> 00:08:14,185 Back from our walk! AHHH! 170 00:08:14,220 --> 00:08:17,023 SPIKE: Not this dream again! 171 00:08:18,994 --> 00:08:21,027 You look great, Flutter-Dash! 172 00:08:21,062 --> 00:08:24,536 I'm ready to punt that helmet across the starting line! 173 00:08:27,266 --> 00:08:29,035 (EFFORT NOISES) 174 00:08:33,943 --> 00:08:36,339 SPIKE: Sorry, sorry. 175 00:08:38,277 --> 00:08:40,079 Rainbow Dash says-- 176 00:08:40,114 --> 00:08:43,379 "Don't be nervous. Just run like me. Dash. 177 00:08:43,414 --> 00:08:45,315 Cuuz it's a dash." 178 00:08:45,350 --> 00:08:47,185 What does that even mean? 179 00:08:47,220 --> 00:08:49,187 I dunno... 180 00:08:53,699 --> 00:08:56,161 Come on, Flutter-Dash! GO! 181 00:08:56,196 --> 00:08:58,295 Did she get my message? 182 00:09:03,071 --> 00:09:05,203 Uh, Rainbow Dash told me to tell you-- 183 00:09:05,238 --> 00:09:07,370 "Just do what I do!" 184 00:09:07,405 --> 00:09:09,372 What does that even mean? 185 00:09:09,407 --> 00:09:11,814 Just try moving those hooves this time. 186 00:09:13,048 --> 00:09:15,081 (GROWLING) 187 00:09:16,480 --> 00:09:18,590 (WHISTLE BLOWS) (CHARGING GRUNT) 188 00:09:20,088 --> 00:09:21,890 Um... 189 00:09:23,421 --> 00:09:26,158 Grr, what is she doing?! 190 00:09:28,767 --> 00:09:30,965 (WHISTLE BLOWS) (FLUTTERSHY YELPS) 191 00:09:33,904 --> 00:09:35,772 This is all wrong! 192 00:09:35,807 --> 00:09:37,400 Spike, call it off. 193 00:09:37,435 --> 00:09:39,875 Just tell her to do what she wants. 194 00:09:39,910 --> 00:09:42,174 Play how you want, Dash! 195 00:09:44,244 --> 00:09:46,915 What? I'm tired of going back and forth. 196 00:09:46,950 --> 00:09:49,984 I can't watch whatever happens next. 197 00:09:50,019 --> 00:09:52,019 Hey, look at her go! 198 00:09:57,290 --> 00:09:59,664 She's playing the game like Fluttershy, 199 00:09:59,699 --> 00:10:02,194 not like me! And-- 200 00:10:06,596 --> 00:10:08,838 She's amazing! 201 00:10:08,873 --> 00:10:11,973 It's a lot better than trying to play like somepony else! 202 00:10:12,008 --> 00:10:14,107 Go, Fluttershy, go! (CHEERING) 203 00:10:15,374 --> 00:10:17,374 (CHEERING) 204 00:10:20,148 --> 00:10:22,016 (CONTESTANTS SCREAMING) 205 00:10:23,547 --> 00:10:25,481 (CHEERING) 206 00:10:31,357 --> 00:10:33,357 ♪