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      ♪ It's a sweet life,      
      Still a little messy ♪    

2
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♪ Magic life full of surprises ♪

3
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         ♪ Fast life            
     Gaze upon my gems ♪        

4
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      ♪ It's a fine life        
 because we got each other ♪    

5
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     ♪ It's a cute life ♪       

6
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 ♪ Living life in our own way,  
Come and grab a slice of cake! ♪

7
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 ♪ Sweet, magic, fast, posh,    
         fun, cute ♪            

8
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         ♪ Pony Life!           
     Fun in every bite ♪        

9
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      ♪ Friendship, rainbows    
            Wuh-oh ♪            

10
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 ♪ It's a sweet, magic, fast,   
       posh, fun, cute ♪        

11
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          ♪ Pony Life! ♪        

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              ♪                 

13
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              ♪                 

14
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           Those look delicious,
                     Pinkie Pie!

15
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Hold on, a spritz of sweet cream

16
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 will make it even splendid-er! 

17
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  Gah! Hold your horseshoes!    

18
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 I made toffee cupcake toppers  
    for each and every one!     

19
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 Well, what're you waiting for? 

20
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 Drink it up before they melt!  
          - (SLURPING)          

21
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Pinkie Pie, these milkshakes    
sure are the motor to my mosey! 

22
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But what's the special occasion?

23
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              (GASP)            
  You mean, you ponies forgot?!?

24
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  (SIGH) We're hosting Ponyville
            Play Day            

25
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          this year!            

26
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      (SIGHS OF RELIEF)         

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 The holiday created to mark the
     one day that's furthest    

28
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 from all the other holidays.   

29
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Last year when Trixie hosted it,

30
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it was amazingly incredible!    

31
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          (CHEERING)            

32
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  This year we have to make ours
           even better!         

33
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Especially since the Wild Siders
are here!                       

34
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 Maybe I can serve up some of my
       monster milkshakes?      

35
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     Or maybe... For Play Day,  

36
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       we should actually put on
                         a play!

37
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      (CHEERS IN AGREEMENT)     
          - Great idea!         

38
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 The pressure's on! What play   
  shall we pick to perform?     

39
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     Oop! Something heavy on    
       the prop comedy?         

40
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Or one scientifically proven to 
 spark super-fun celebration?   

41
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  Or a multi-part melodrama     

42
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with a cast of at least twelve. 

43
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But Rarity, we're only six      
ponies.                         

44
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  Alright, you've twisted my    
            hoof--              

45
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 I'll play seven roles myself!  

46
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I know! Let's pitch our plays to
         the Wild Siders        

47
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     and they'll decide.        
         (CHEERING)             

48
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  Good evening, Wild Siders.    

49
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 May I present... The Mane Six! 

50
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          (CHEERING)            

51
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 Welcome to Ponyville Play Day, 

52
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 where each day is met with a   
     rootin' tootin' rhythm--   

53
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             HIT IT!            

54
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 ♪ I am a pony and it's my day  
         to play! ♪             

55
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 ♪ I say hooray! For it's Play  
          Day! Yay! ♪           

56
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          (CHEERING)            
            - Bravo!            

57
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     But wait, there's more!    

58
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     This is going to be--      
    A staged adaptation of--    

59
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     The true story of--        

60
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 THE FASTEST PONY IN PONYVILLE! 

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              ♪                 

62
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          (PANTING)             

63
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         (IMPACT CRASH)         
      (WILD SIDERS GASP)        

64
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     Not so fast, ponies!       

65
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       This very special        
 production will be performed   

66
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          IN THE ROUND!         

67
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  That means both the stage     

68
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AND THE AUDIENCE...             

69
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are the stage.                  

70
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 I shall be playing Pone-TEEN,  

71
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 the innocent daughter of the   
           banker!              

72
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    And I'll also be playing    

73
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      Pone-TEITH the banker.    
            (SPLAT!)            

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  That's all well and good,     
             ponies,            

75
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but what this play really needs 
is some sweet, sweet slapstick! 

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              Mmmmm!            

77
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    (RAVENOUS EATING NOISES)    
     (WILD SIDERS GIGGLING)     

78
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  Pinkie, you're making a mess! 

79
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     How are we gonna clean this
 before my Play Day presentation

80
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  about important topics-- like 
 the stars in our solar system! 

81
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And, and... other serious stuff!

82
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Or my holiday history hoedown-- 

83
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honoring the Play Day tradition?
    - (RAINBOW DASH PANTING)    

84
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            (GROANS)            

85
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        (ABSTRACT MUSIC)        

86
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    Your play's about a box?    

87
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              ♪                 

88
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It's a play about multiple      
boxes?                          

89
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(SIGH) It's a play about the    
Ponyville Bicentennial          

90
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and the founding of our town    
through the eyes of             

91
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      its original members!     
         - Oh, mhm!             

92
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         That was my next guess.
          But back to my play-- 

93
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      (MANE 6 BICKERING)        

94
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      Where's my play?!         

95
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          HEY, HEY. HEY!        

96
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      CHILL OUT, PONY-DUDES!    

97
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What are you even arguing about?

98
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This play's already got it all! 

99
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      The beginning with the    
            musical...          

100
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 The melodrama in the middle.   

101
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      The pies! Comedy pies!    

102
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 It's like six gnarly plays in  
              one!              

103
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      Like some kind of hip     
          "super-play!"         

104
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 Wow! I hadn't even thought'a   
             that.              

105
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 (EAGER REMARKS IN AGREEMENT)   

106
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      What a great idea!        

107
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              ♪                 

108
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             Huh?               

109
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      (CONFUSED GRUNTS)         

110
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 "A perfect depiction of the    
 strengths of our friendships   

111
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 and our Ponyville town pride!" 

112
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          Ohhhhhhh!             

113
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          (GIGGLING)            

114
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              ♪                 

115
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          (HUMMING)             

116
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     Hmmm. Paint, check.        

117
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          Props, check.         

118
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 Hmmm, have you seen my teapot? 

119
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Maybe we left it behind.        

120
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             As the lead star of
           "A Neigh in the Life"

121
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         I must have my teapot. 

122
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I reckon we should double-check 
the wagon then.                 

123
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      Ah, there you are!        

124
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      Wait, is that a crack?    

125
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      ♪ Alas, poor teapot! ♪    

126
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     ♪ I knew you well. ♪       

127
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 ♪ You hath brewed for me a     
 thousand times, and now-- ♪    

128
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  Oh wait, it was just lint.    

129
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                 That was great!

130
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     Listen, Verity, that's your
                    name, right?

131
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 I've been looking for a grand  
            actress             

132
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  like yourself to perform in my
         new stage show,        

133
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         "I Trot Along."        

134
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(GASP!)                         

135
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    ASSISTANT: Curtain Call,    
     you're needed onstage!     

136
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                  That's my cue.
        You're gonna be the best

137
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  Tree #2 there is, Clarity!    

138
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          See you at rehearsal. 

139
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Need a hoof finding your teapot?

140
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  Did you know Curtain Call,    

141
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      Applewood director        
        extraordinaire,         

142
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is here to debut his new play-- 

143
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Yeah, they're in the theatre    
right across from us!           

144
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 -- And he wants ME to play a   
          part in it.           

145
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    My big break has finally    
            arrived!            

146
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It's a shame our plays are on   
the same night.                 

147
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           (ECHOING)            
 Same night.... Same night...   

148
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          Same night...         
           - Ohhhh!             

149
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Don't worry, just put on a happy
face...                         

150
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Perfect!                        

151
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       This is a big opportunity
                that's knocking,

152
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      so answer the door...     

153
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    and say yes to the dress    
          rehearsal!            

154
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    You're absolutely right.    

155
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  I can take on both parts!     

156
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 Besides how many lines could   
       a tree even have?        

157
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Heya Rarity, do you think we    
could do a read through         

158
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together before I help          
with the lights?                

159
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   I don't think I'll have time,
     I'm already busy rehearsing

160
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  for both plays and well--     

161
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 Oh, that's probably my agent,  

162
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  I had him email me my new     
          schedule.             

163
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  Hmmm. There's a bit of an     
  overlap during rehearsal,     

164
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  but, pfft, nothing I shouldn't
        be able to handle,      

165
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    I am, after all, an actor!  

166
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         (CLEARS THROAT)        

167
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              Ahhh!             

168
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      (AWKWARD LAUGHTER)        

169
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              Oh no!            

170
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          (PANTING)             

171
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              Oops.             

172
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              ♪                 

173
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      (FRANTIC PANTING)         

174
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              Ohhhh!            

175
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 From the top of scene five...  
        I am the tree!          

176
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 Ahem... oh sorry yea, let me   
       try that again.          

177
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          I AM the tree!        

178
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You're the what?                

179
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     How could I be such a silly
                          filly?

180
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              I was reading from
                 the wrong play.

181
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      Oh it's an update from    
         Curtain Call...        

182
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      Ehhh... "Charity,         
      congratulations,          

183
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 your role as Tree #2 has been  
          extended              

184
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and you will now be on stage for
      the entire play?!"        

185
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  There's no way now I can be in
       both plays at once.      

186
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This big break feels more like a
          big headache.         

187
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    - Think of the exposure!    
    - The shows must go on!     

188
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 One of them must happen without
               her!             

189
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      Friends come and go--     

190
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     But one night shows are    
          forever!              

191
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          Should we ask her what
                     she thinks?

192
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No. She knows the role she was  
born to play...                 

193
00:09:04,813 --> 00:09:07,082
 Ponies... lend me your ears.   

194
00:09:07,150 --> 00:09:10,280
 It is with great sadness that  
    I have decided to leave     

195
00:09:10,349 --> 00:09:12,588
 our production of "A Neigh in  
         the Life."             

196
00:09:12,656 --> 00:09:14,494
 Parting is such sweet sorrow,  

197
00:09:14,563 --> 00:09:16,593
  but Sugar Snap will be a great
           replacement          

198
00:09:16,662 --> 00:09:18,827
     as she is an amazing       
         understudy.            

199
00:09:18,896 --> 00:09:21,800
  I will now make my exit...    
         stage left.            

200
00:09:23,404 --> 00:09:25,838
Everypony is gonna be so excited

201
00:09:25,907 --> 00:09:28,708
 that I fixed the houselights   
 when they get back from lunch! 

202
00:09:32,777 --> 00:09:36,112
         I am the tree.         
      I aaammm the tree!        

203
00:09:36,181 --> 00:09:38,385
             Huh?               

204
00:09:38,453 --> 00:09:40,617
  "Due to unforeseen magical    
           events,              

205
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    our performance has been    
         cancelled."            

206
00:09:43,620 --> 00:09:46,653
    No, that can't be right.    

207
00:09:46,721 --> 00:09:48,959
          Must be right.        

208
00:09:51,794 --> 00:09:54,234
  So a funny thing happened     

209
00:09:54,302 --> 00:09:55,899
 on the way to the theatre...   

210
00:09:55,968 --> 00:09:59,639
  the Crystal Globe is reopening
         as an aquarium,        

211
00:09:59,708 --> 00:10:02,570
 but even if it wasn't, I know  
     that leaving our play      

212
00:10:02,639 --> 00:10:04,470
      was selfish of me.        

213
00:10:04,538 --> 00:10:07,709
  And that is why I believe     
Sugar Snap should keep the role 

214
00:10:07,778 --> 00:10:09,416
that I so carelessly cast aside.

215
00:10:09,485 --> 00:10:13,517
  And now I shall be out of     
          the play.             

216
00:10:13,586 --> 00:10:16,189
 Actually, I have a better idea.

217
00:10:16,257 --> 00:10:18,989
          Let's split the role! 

218
00:10:19,057 --> 00:10:22,025
  - What do you say, Rarity?    
    - I gracefully accept.      

219
00:10:23,323 --> 00:10:25,822
  So can we finally do that read
                        through?

220
00:10:25,891 --> 00:10:28,361
         Absolutely!            

221
00:10:30,763 --> 00:10:33,102
              ♪