1 00:00:03,436 --> 00:00:09,141 [ SCHOOL BELL RINGS ] [ PONIES CHEERING ] [ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ] 2 00:00:09,143 --> 00:00:10,342 [ PONIES CHEERING ] [ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ] >> CAN YOU BELIEVE 3 00:00:10,344 --> 00:00:12,177 [ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ] >> CAN YOU BELIEVE FEATHERWEIGHT GOT HIS CUTIE 4 00:00:12,179 --> 00:00:12,511 >> CAN YOU BELIEVE FEATHERWEIGHT GOT HIS CUTIE MARK? 5 00:00:12,513 --> 00:00:15,247 FEATHERWEIGHT GOT HIS CUTIE MARK? FEATHERWEIGHT -- BEFORE US! 6 00:00:15,249 --> 00:00:18,817 MARK? FEATHERWEIGHT -- BEFORE US! [ CHEERING ] 7 00:00:18,819 --> 00:00:20,252 FEATHERWEIGHT -- BEFORE US! [ CHEERING ] >> GREAT CUTIE MARK, 8 00:00:20,254 --> 00:00:21,186 [ CHEERING ] >> GREAT CUTIE MARK, FEATHERWEIGHT. 9 00:00:21,188 --> 00:00:22,154 >> GREAT CUTIE MARK, FEATHERWEIGHT. >> [ CHUCKLES ] 10 00:00:22,156 --> 00:00:23,822 FEATHERWEIGHT. >> [ CHUCKLES ] LOOKING GOOD! 11 00:00:23,824 --> 00:00:25,257 >> [ CHUCKLES ] LOOKING GOOD! [ BOTH SIGH ] 12 00:00:25,259 --> 00:00:26,091 LOOKING GOOD! [ BOTH SIGH ] >> I GIVE UP. 13 00:00:26,093 --> 00:00:27,259 [ BOTH SIGH ] >> I GIVE UP. >> I'VE GOT IT! 14 00:00:27,261 --> 00:00:28,226 >> I GIVE UP. >> I'VE GOT IT! [ SPROING! ] 15 00:00:28,228 --> 00:00:31,430 >> I'VE GOT IT! [ SPROING! ] THE ANSWER TO ALL OUR PROBLEMS! 16 00:00:31,432 --> 00:00:33,165 [ SPROING! ] THE ANSWER TO ALL OUR PROBLEMS! >> THE "FOAL FREE PRESS"? 17 00:00:33,167 --> 00:00:34,833 THE ANSWER TO ALL OUR PROBLEMS! >> THE "FOAL FREE PRESS"? HOW'S THE SCHOOL PAPER GONNA GET 18 00:00:34,835 --> 00:00:36,268 >> THE "FOAL FREE PRESS"? HOW'S THE SCHOOL PAPER GONNA GET US OUR CUTIE MARKS? 19 00:00:36,270 --> 00:00:37,102 HOW'S THE SCHOOL PAPER GONNA GET US OUR CUTIE MARKS? >> [ INHALES DEEPLY ] 20 00:00:37,104 --> 00:00:38,236 US OUR CUTIE MARKS? >> [ INHALES DEEPLY ] >> MOVE YOUR CABOOSE! 21 00:00:38,238 --> 00:00:38,637 >> [ INHALES DEEPLY ] >> MOVE YOUR CABOOSE! >> UH-OH. 22 00:00:38,639 --> 00:00:39,704 >> MOVE YOUR CABOOSE! >> UH-OH. THAT'S GRANNY SMITH. 23 00:00:39,706 --> 00:00:40,372 >> UH-OH. THAT'S GRANNY SMITH. GOTTA RUN! 24 00:00:40,374 --> 00:00:42,407 THAT'S GRANNY SMITH. GOTTA RUN! >> MAYBE THERE'S SOMETHING TO 25 00:00:42,409 --> 00:00:44,109 GOTTA RUN! >> MAYBE THERE'S SOMETHING TO THIS NEWSPAPER IDEA. 26 00:00:44,111 --> 00:00:45,744 >> MAYBE THERE'S SOMETHING TO THIS NEWSPAPER IDEA. >> I GUESS IT'S WORTH A SHOT. 27 00:00:50,350 --> 00:00:56,688 [ TINKLE! ] [ SLUMP! ] 28 00:00:59,292 --> 00:01:01,693 [ TING! ] [ TING! ] 29 00:01:05,632 --> 00:01:09,468 [ TING! ] [ SLOOP! ] [ BUBBLING ] 30 00:01:09,470 --> 00:01:11,269 [ SLOOP! ] [ BUBBLING ] >> APPLE BLOOM, YOUR NEWSPAPER 31 00:01:11,271 --> 00:01:13,672 [ BUBBLING ] >> APPLE BLOOM, YOUR NEWSPAPER IDEA WAS NOTHING BUT A BIG BUST. 32 00:01:13,674 --> 00:01:15,407 >> APPLE BLOOM, YOUR NEWSPAPER IDEA WAS NOTHING BUT A BIG BUST. >> WE TRIED EVERYTHING FROM 33 00:01:15,409 --> 00:01:17,209 IDEA WAS NOTHING BUT A BIG BUST. >> WE TRIED EVERYTHING FROM PAPER-MACHE TO MAKING BIRDS' 34 00:01:17,211 --> 00:01:19,211 >> WE TRIED EVERYTHING FROM PAPER-MACHE TO MAKING BIRDS' NESTS AND NOTHING WORKED. 35 00:01:19,213 --> 00:01:22,247 PAPER-MACHE TO MAKING BIRDS' NESTS AND NOTHING WORKED. >> [ LAUGHS ] 36 00:01:22,249 --> 00:01:24,116 NESTS AND NOTHING WORKED. >> [ LAUGHS ] >> WHAT'S SO FUNNY? 37 00:01:24,118 --> 00:01:25,584 >> [ LAUGHS ] >> WHAT'S SO FUNNY? >> WHAT I MEANT WAS WE SHOULD 38 00:01:25,586 --> 00:01:26,785 >> WHAT I MEANT WAS WE SHOULD WRITE FOR THE PAPER. 39 00:01:26,787 --> 00:01:28,453 WRITE FOR THE PAPER. WE CAN GET OUR CUTIE MARKS AS 40 00:01:28,455 --> 00:01:31,256 WE CAN GET OUR CUTIE MARKS AS JOURNALISTS! 41 00:01:31,258 --> 00:01:33,859 JOURNALISTS! [ BOTH SIGH ] [ THUD! ] 42 00:01:33,861 --> 00:01:35,894 [ BOTH SIGH ] [ THUD! ] >> ♪ MY LITTLE PONY ♪ 43 00:01:35,896 --> 00:01:37,629 [ THUD! ] >> ♪ MY LITTLE PONY ♪ ♪ MY LITTLE PONY ♪ 44 00:01:37,631 --> 00:01:39,564 >> ♪ MY LITTLE PONY ♪ ♪ MY LITTLE PONY ♪ >> ♪ AH-AH-AH-AH ♪ 45 00:01:39,566 --> 00:01:41,633 ♪ MY LITTLE PONY ♪ >> ♪ AH-AH-AH-AH ♪ ♪ MY LITTLE PONY ♪ 46 00:01:41,635 --> 00:01:42,834 >> ♪ AH-AH-AH-AH ♪ ♪ MY LITTLE PONY ♪ >> ♪ I USED TO WONDER WHAT 47 00:01:42,836 --> 00:01:43,869 ♪ MY LITTLE PONY ♪ >> ♪ I USED TO WONDER WHAT FRIENDSHIP COULD BE ♪ 48 00:01:43,871 --> 00:01:45,637 >> ♪ I USED TO WONDER WHAT FRIENDSHIP COULD BE ♪ >> ♪ MY LITTLE PONY ♪ 49 00:01:45,639 --> 00:01:46,872 FRIENDSHIP COULD BE ♪ >> ♪ MY LITTLE PONY ♪ >> ♪ UNTIL YOU ALL SHARED ITS 50 00:01:46,874 --> 00:01:48,173 >> ♪ MY LITTLE PONY ♪ >> ♪ UNTIL YOU ALL SHARED ITS MAGIC WITH ME ♪ 51 00:01:48,175 --> 00:01:49,207 >> ♪ UNTIL YOU ALL SHARED ITS MAGIC WITH ME ♪ >> ♪ BIG ADVENTURE ♪ 52 00:01:49,209 --> 00:01:50,142 MAGIC WITH ME ♪ >> ♪ BIG ADVENTURE ♪ >> ♪ TONS OF FUN ♪ 53 00:01:50,144 --> 00:01:51,343 >> ♪ BIG ADVENTURE ♪ >> ♪ TONS OF FUN ♪ >> ♪ A BEAUTIFUL HEART ♪ 54 00:01:51,345 --> 00:01:52,444 >> ♪ A BEAUTIFUL HEART ♪ >> ♪ FAITHFUL AND STRONG ♪ 55 00:01:52,446 --> 00:01:53,245 >> ♪ FAITHFUL AND STRONG ♪ >> ♪ SHARING KINDNESS ♪ 56 00:01:53,247 --> 00:01:54,246 >> ♪ SHARING KINDNESS ♪ >> ♪ IT'S AN EASY FEAT ♪ 57 00:01:54,248 --> 00:01:55,680 >> ♪ IT'S AN EASY FEAT ♪ >> ♪ AND MAGIC MAKES IT ALL 58 00:01:55,682 --> 00:01:56,348 >> ♪ AND MAGIC MAKES IT ALL COMPLETE ♪ 59 00:01:56,350 --> 00:01:58,350 COMPLETE ♪ >> ♪ YEAH, MY LITTLE PONY ♪ 60 00:01:58,651 --> 00:02:04,890 ♪ DO YOU KNOW YOU'RE ALL MY VERY BEST FRIENDS? ♪ 61 00:02:09,362 --> 00:02:12,464 >> OKAY, CLASS, SEE YOU TOMORROW! OH, FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO WANT TO 62 00:02:12,466 --> 00:02:13,698 TOMORROW! OH, FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO WANT TO JOIN THE NEWSPAPER STAFF, STAY 63 00:02:13,700 --> 00:02:15,433 OH, FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO WANT TO JOIN THE NEWSPAPER STAFF, STAY HERE BECAUSE WE'RE MEETING RIGHT 64 00:02:15,435 --> 00:02:16,268 JOIN THE NEWSPAPER STAFF, STAY HERE BECAUSE WE'RE MEETING RIGHT NOW! 65 00:02:16,569 --> 00:02:21,340 >> CUTIE MARKS IN JOURNALISM. >> SUCH A GOOD IDEA! >> WELCOME, EVERYPONY! 66 00:02:21,641 --> 00:02:25,144 NOW, AS YOU KNOW, OUR EDITOR IN CHIEF GRADUATED LAST YEAR. 67 00:02:25,411 --> 00:02:28,213 >> OH! OH! OH! OH-WO-WO-WO-WO! >> YES? 68 00:02:28,215 --> 00:02:29,748 OH-WO-WO-WO-WO! >> YES? >> WHAT'S AN EDITOR IN CHIEF? 69 00:02:29,750 --> 00:02:31,583 >> YES? >> WHAT'S AN EDITOR IN CHIEF? >> GOOD QUESTION, SWEETIE BELLE. 70 00:02:31,585 --> 00:02:33,185 >> WHAT'S AN EDITOR IN CHIEF? >> GOOD QUESTION, SWEETIE BELLE. I LIKE THOSE REPORTER'S 71 00:02:33,187 --> 00:02:34,953 >> GOOD QUESTION, SWEETIE BELLE. I LIKE THOSE REPORTER'S INSTINCTS. 72 00:02:34,955 --> 00:02:36,655 I LIKE THOSE REPORTER'S INSTINCTS. THE "FOAL FREE PRESS" IS A 73 00:02:36,657 --> 00:02:37,956 INSTINCTS. THE "FOAL FREE PRESS" IS A STUDENT-RUN PAPER. 74 00:02:37,958 --> 00:02:40,192 THE "FOAL FREE PRESS" IS A STUDENT-RUN PAPER. I'M ONLY INVOLVED AS AN ADVISOR, 75 00:02:40,194 --> 00:02:41,693 STUDENT-RUN PAPER. I'M ONLY INVOLVED AS AN ADVISOR, SO THE EDITOR IN CHIEF IS THE 76 00:02:41,695 --> 00:02:43,662 I'M ONLY INVOLVED AS AN ADVISOR, SO THE EDITOR IN CHIEF IS THE PONY IN CHARGE, FROM CHOOSING 77 00:02:43,664 --> 00:02:45,363 SO THE EDITOR IN CHIEF IS THE PONY IN CHARGE, FROM CHOOSING THE STORIES TO MAKING SURE IT 78 00:02:45,365 --> 00:02:46,731 PONY IN CHARGE, FROM CHOOSING THE STORIES TO MAKING SURE IT GETS TO PRESS ON TIME. 79 00:02:46,733 --> 00:02:49,801 THE STORIES TO MAKING SURE IT GETS TO PRESS ON TIME. NOW, AS I SAID, WE HAVE A NEW 80 00:02:49,803 --> 00:02:51,637 GETS TO PRESS ON TIME. NOW, AS I SAID, WE HAVE A NEW EDITOR THIS YEAR. 81 00:02:54,040 --> 00:02:58,610 >> All: DIAMOND TIARA?! >> HMM! >> I'LL LEAVE YOU ALONE NOW TO 82 00:02:58,612 --> 00:03:00,645 >> HMM! >> I'LL LEAVE YOU ALONE NOW TO DISCUSS EVERYPONY'S ASSIGNMENTS. 83 00:03:00,647 --> 00:03:02,247 >> I'LL LEAVE YOU ALONE NOW TO DISCUSS EVERYPONY'S ASSIGNMENTS. HAVE FUN! 84 00:03:02,249 --> 00:03:03,281 DISCUSS EVERYPONY'S ASSIGNMENTS. HAVE FUN! [ DOOR CLOSES ] 85 00:03:03,283 --> 00:03:04,816 HAVE FUN! [ DOOR CLOSES ] >> ALL RIGHT! LISTEN UP! 86 00:03:04,818 --> 00:03:05,784 [ DOOR CLOSES ] >> ALL RIGHT! LISTEN UP! [ THUD! ] 87 00:03:05,786 --> 00:03:07,652 >> ALL RIGHT! LISTEN UP! [ THUD! ] THE "FOAL FREE PRESS" IS A JOKE. 88 00:03:07,654 --> 00:03:08,520 [ THUD! ] THE "FOAL FREE PRESS" IS A JOKE. >> All: HUH? 89 00:03:08,522 --> 00:03:10,488 THE "FOAL FREE PRESS" IS A JOKE. >> All: HUH? >> NOPONY AT THIS SCHOOL TAKES 90 00:03:10,490 --> 00:03:11,389 >> All: HUH? >> NOPONY AT THIS SCHOOL TAKES IT SERIOUSLY. 91 00:03:11,391 --> 00:03:12,991 >> NOPONY AT THIS SCHOOL TAKES IT SERIOUSLY. WELL, I, THE EDITOR IN CHIEF IN 92 00:03:12,993 --> 00:03:14,759 IT SERIOUSLY. WELL, I, THE EDITOR IN CHIEF IN CHARGE, AM GONNA DELIVER US TO 93 00:03:14,761 --> 00:03:18,230 WELL, I, THE EDITOR IN CHIEF IN CHARGE, AM GONNA DELIVER US TO NEWFOUND GLORY! 94 00:03:18,232 --> 00:03:18,964 CHARGE, AM GONNA DELIVER US TO NEWFOUND GLORY! >> YAY! 95 00:03:18,966 --> 00:03:20,498 NEWFOUND GLORY! >> YAY! >> FIRST THINGS FIRST -- WHERE'S 96 00:03:20,500 --> 00:03:22,334 >> YAY! >> FIRST THINGS FIRST -- WHERE'S THE STAFF PHOTOGRAPHER? 97 00:03:22,336 --> 00:03:22,701 >> FIRST THINGS FIRST -- WHERE'S THE STAFF PHOTOGRAPHER? [ POINK! ] 98 00:03:22,703 --> 00:03:23,902 THE STAFF PHOTOGRAPHER? [ POINK! ] GET OUT THERE AND DOCUMENT 99 00:03:23,904 --> 00:03:24,536 [ POINK! ] GET OUT THERE AND DOCUMENT EVERYTHING! 100 00:03:24,538 --> 00:03:25,470 GET OUT THERE AND DOCUMENT EVERYTHING! [ RATTLE! ] 101 00:03:25,472 --> 00:03:26,805 EVERYTHING! [ RATTLE! ] I'LL DECIDE WHAT'S IMPORTANT. 102 00:03:26,807 --> 00:03:28,273 [ RATTLE! ] I'LL DECIDE WHAT'S IMPORTANT. THE REST OF YOU, I WANT 103 00:03:28,275 --> 00:03:29,441 I'LL DECIDE WHAT'S IMPORTANT. THE REST OF YOU, I WANT HARD-HITTING NEWS AND 104 00:03:29,443 --> 00:03:30,709 THE REST OF YOU, I WANT HARD-HITTING NEWS AND INTERESTING THINK PIECES. 105 00:03:30,711 --> 00:03:32,644 HARD-HITTING NEWS AND INTERESTING THINK PIECES. NO MORE NAMBY-PAMBY STORIES LIKE 106 00:03:32,646 --> 00:03:33,878 INTERESTING THINK PIECES. NO MORE NAMBY-PAMBY STORIES LIKE LAST YEAR'S EDITOR. 107 00:03:33,880 --> 00:03:35,680 NO MORE NAMBY-PAMBY STORIES LIKE LAST YEAR'S EDITOR. >> BUT NAMBY PAMBY WAS A GREAT 108 00:03:35,682 --> 00:03:36,514 LAST YEAR'S EDITOR. >> BUT NAMBY PAMBY WAS A GREAT EDITOR. 109 00:03:36,516 --> 00:03:37,882 >> BUT NAMBY PAMBY WAS A GREAT EDITOR. >> WELL, THERE'S A NEW REGIME 110 00:03:37,884 --> 00:03:39,584 EDITOR. >> WELL, THERE'S A NEW REGIME NOW, AND I WANT JUICY STORIES -- 111 00:03:39,586 --> 00:03:40,852 >> WELL, THERE'S A NEW REGIME NOW, AND I WANT JUICY STORIES -- THE JUICIER THE BETTER! 112 00:03:40,854 --> 00:03:43,488 NOW, AND I WANT JUICY STORIES -- THE JUICIER THE BETTER! NOW GET OUT THERE AND REPORT! 113 00:03:43,490 --> 00:03:45,657 THE JUICIER THE BETTER! NOW GET OUT THERE AND REPORT! [ THUD! ] 114 00:03:45,659 --> 00:03:46,992 NOW GET OUT THERE AND REPORT! [ THUD! ] >> LET'S GET OUT OF HERE, GIRLS. 115 00:03:46,994 --> 00:03:48,627 [ THUD! ] >> LET'S GET OUT OF HERE, GIRLS. MAYBE WE CAN TRY PACKING BOXES 116 00:03:48,629 --> 00:03:48,893 >> LET'S GET OUT OF HERE, GIRLS. MAYBE WE CAN TRY PACKING BOXES AGAIN. 117 00:03:48,895 --> 00:03:50,495 MAYBE WE CAN TRY PACKING BOXES AGAIN. >> BUT THIS COULD BE OUR LAST 118 00:03:50,497 --> 00:03:52,764 AGAIN. >> BUT THIS COULD BE OUR LAST CHANCE TO EARN OUR CUTIE MARKS. 119 00:03:52,766 --> 00:03:54,633 >> BUT THIS COULD BE OUR LAST CHANCE TO EARN OUR CUTIE MARKS. IF WE REALLY ARE SUPPOSED TO BE 120 00:03:54,635 --> 00:03:56,434 CHANCE TO EARN OUR CUTIE MARKS. IF WE REALLY ARE SUPPOSED TO BE JOURNALISTS, ISN'T IT WORTH A 121 00:03:56,436 --> 00:03:57,435 IF WE REALLY ARE SUPPOSED TO BE JOURNALISTS, ISN'T IT WORTH A LITTLE GRIEF? 122 00:03:57,437 --> 00:03:58,637 JOURNALISTS, ISN'T IT WORTH A LITTLE GRIEF? >> I GUESS YOU'RE RIGHT. 123 00:03:58,639 --> 00:03:59,804 LITTLE GRIEF? >> I GUESS YOU'RE RIGHT. WE CAN TAKE A LITTLE BIT OF 124 00:03:59,806 --> 00:04:01,506 >> I GUESS YOU'RE RIGHT. WE CAN TAKE A LITTLE BIT OF DIAMOND TIARA FOR A LIFETIME OF 125 00:04:01,508 --> 00:04:02,474 WE CAN TAKE A LITTLE BIT OF DIAMOND TIARA FOR A LIFETIME OF CUTIE MARKS. 126 00:04:02,476 --> 00:04:03,408 DIAMOND TIARA FOR A LIFETIME OF CUTIE MARKS. >> COME ON! 127 00:04:03,410 --> 00:04:05,510 CUTIE MARKS. >> COME ON! LET'S GO GET THOSE MARKS! 128 00:04:05,512 --> 00:04:06,845 >> COME ON! LET'S GO GET THOSE MARKS! MY FIRST STORY'S GONNA BE AN 129 00:04:06,847 --> 00:04:08,513 LET'S GO GET THOSE MARKS! MY FIRST STORY'S GONNA BE AN EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW. 130 00:04:08,515 --> 00:04:09,481 MY FIRST STORY'S GONNA BE AN EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW. [ POINK! POINK! ] 131 00:04:09,483 --> 00:04:10,782 EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW. [ POINK! POINK! ] [ ZIP! ] 132 00:04:10,784 --> 00:04:13,685 [ POINK! POINK! ] [ ZIP! ] [ WHIFFLE! ] 133 00:04:13,687 --> 00:04:18,390 [ ZIP! ] [ WHIFFLE! ] [ TINKLE! ] 134 00:04:18,392 --> 00:04:19,758 [ WHIFFLE! ] [ TINKLE! ] [ TINKLE! ] 135 00:04:19,760 --> 00:04:22,294 [ TINKLE! ] [ TINKLE! ] [ WHOOSH! ] 136 00:04:22,296 --> 00:04:23,561 [ TINKLE! ] [ WHOOSH! ] [ SLINK! ] 137 00:04:23,563 --> 00:04:25,397 [ WHOOSH! ] [ SLINK! ] >> I SAW A BRAND-NEW NEST OF 138 00:04:25,399 --> 00:04:26,865 [ SLINK! ] >> I SAW A BRAND-NEW NEST OF BABY BIRDS THE OTHER DAY. 139 00:04:26,867 --> 00:04:28,900 >> I SAW A BRAND-NEW NEST OF BABY BIRDS THE OTHER DAY. I BET OUR READERS WOULD EAT UP A 140 00:04:28,902 --> 00:04:30,568 BABY BIRDS THE OTHER DAY. I BET OUR READERS WOULD EAT UP A SWEET STORY LIKE THAT! 141 00:04:30,570 --> 00:04:33,638 I BET OUR READERS WOULD EAT UP A SWEET STORY LIKE THAT! [ SPLAT! ] 142 00:04:33,640 --> 00:04:37,542 SWEET STORY LIKE THAT! [ SPLAT! ] [ LAUGHTER ] 143 00:04:37,544 --> 00:04:39,444 [ SPLAT! ] [ LAUGHTER ] >> GRANNY SMITH HAS ALL SORTS OF 144 00:04:39,446 --> 00:04:40,312 [ LAUGHTER ] >> GRANNY SMITH HAS ALL SORTS OF GREAT STORIES. 145 00:04:40,314 --> 00:04:41,746 >> GRANNY SMITH HAS ALL SORTS OF GREAT STORIES. I RECKON I'LL DO A PIECE ON THE 146 00:04:41,748 --> 00:04:43,548 GREAT STORIES. I RECKON I'LL DO A PIECE ON THE HISTORY OF PONYVILLE. 147 00:04:43,550 --> 00:04:48,353 I RECKON I'LL DO A PIECE ON THE HISTORY OF PONYVILLE. [ CLATTER! ] 148 00:04:48,355 --> 00:04:52,590 HISTORY OF PONYVILLE. [ CLATTER! ] [ SLINK! ] 149 00:04:52,592 --> 00:04:58,530 [ CLATTER! ] [ SLINK! ] [ TYPEWRITERS CLACKING ] 150 00:04:58,532 --> 00:04:59,964 [ SLINK! ] [ TYPEWRITERS CLACKING ] >> I HOPE YOU'VE GOT SOMETHING 151 00:04:59,966 --> 00:05:01,533 [ TYPEWRITERS CLACKING ] >> I HOPE YOU'VE GOT SOMETHING BECAUSE EVERYTHING SO FAR IS 152 00:05:01,535 --> 00:05:01,900 >> I HOPE YOU'VE GOT SOMETHING BECAUSE EVERYTHING SO FAR IS UNUSABLE. 153 00:05:01,902 --> 00:05:03,668 BECAUSE EVERYTHING SO FAR IS UNUSABLE. [ WHIP! ] 154 00:05:03,670 --> 00:05:05,337 UNUSABLE. [ WHIP! ] "BABY BIRDS BORN"? 155 00:05:05,339 --> 00:05:07,472 [ WHIP! ] "BABY BIRDS BORN"? "RARITY'S HOT, NEW HAT"? 156 00:05:07,474 --> 00:05:10,608 "BABY BIRDS BORN"? "RARITY'S HOT, NEW HAT"? "PONYVILLE: THE EARLY YEARS"?! 157 00:05:10,610 --> 00:05:11,576 "RARITY'S HOT, NEW HAT"? "PONYVILLE: THE EARLY YEARS"?! UGH! 158 00:05:11,578 --> 00:05:13,578 "PONYVILLE: THE EARLY YEARS"?! UGH! I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU CALL THIS, 159 00:05:13,580 --> 00:05:15,013 UGH! I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU CALL THIS, BUT IT SURE ISN'T NEWS! 160 00:05:15,015 --> 00:05:17,382 I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU CALL THIS, BUT IT SURE ISN'T NEWS! >> WE JUST THOUGHT... 161 00:05:17,384 --> 00:05:18,750 BUT IT SURE ISN'T NEWS! >> WE JUST THOUGHT... >> GET SOMETHING ELSE ON MY DESK 162 00:05:18,752 --> 00:05:19,884 >> WE JUST THOUGHT... >> GET SOMETHING ELSE ON MY DESK BY THE END OF THE DAY! 163 00:05:19,886 --> 00:05:21,920 >> GET SOMETHING ELSE ON MY DESK BY THE END OF THE DAY! AND IT BETTER BE JUICY! 164 00:05:21,922 --> 00:05:23,088 BY THE END OF THE DAY! AND IT BETTER BE JUICY! [ THUD! ] 165 00:05:23,090 --> 00:05:24,789 AND IT BETTER BE JUICY! [ THUD! ] [ TWEET! ] 166 00:05:24,791 --> 00:05:26,958 [ THUD! ] [ TWEET! ] [ WHIP! WHIP! ] 167 00:05:26,960 --> 00:05:28,460 [ TWEET! ] [ WHIP! WHIP! ] >> NOW WHAT? 168 00:05:28,462 --> 00:05:30,061 [ WHIP! WHIP! ] >> NOW WHAT? DO YOU KNOW WHAT I HAD TO DO TO 169 00:05:30,063 --> 00:05:31,062 >> NOW WHAT? DO YOU KNOW WHAT I HAD TO DO TO GET THAT STORY? 170 00:05:31,064 --> 00:05:32,797 DO YOU KNOW WHAT I HAD TO DO TO GET THAT STORY? >> OH, YOU DON'T EVEN WANT TO 171 00:05:32,799 --> 00:05:34,599 GET THAT STORY? >> OH, YOU DON'T EVEN WANT TO KNOW WHAT I HAD TO SIT THROUGH. 172 00:05:34,601 --> 00:05:35,900 >> OH, YOU DON'T EVEN WANT TO KNOW WHAT I HAD TO SIT THROUGH. [ CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS ] 173 00:05:35,902 --> 00:05:36,634 KNOW WHAT I HAD TO SIT THROUGH. [ CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS ] [ ZIP! ] 174 00:05:36,636 --> 00:05:38,570 [ CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS ] [ ZIP! ] >> OH, GET IT OFF ME, SNAILS! 175 00:05:38,572 --> 00:05:41,806 [ ZIP! ] >> OH, GET IT OFF ME, SNAILS! >> EH, YOU GET IT OFF ME, SNIPS. 176 00:05:41,808 --> 00:05:43,475 >> OH, GET IT OFF ME, SNAILS! >> EH, YOU GET IT OFF ME, SNIPS. >> AAH! STOP IT! 177 00:05:43,477 --> 00:05:44,809 >> EH, YOU GET IT OFF ME, SNIPS. >> AAH! STOP IT! YOU ARE MAKING IT WORSE! 178 00:05:44,811 --> 00:05:45,910 >> AAH! STOP IT! YOU ARE MAKING IT WORSE! [ BLINK! ] 179 00:05:45,912 --> 00:05:46,678 YOU ARE MAKING IT WORSE! [ BLINK! ] [ CREAK! ] 180 00:05:46,680 --> 00:05:47,479 [ BLINK! ] [ CREAK! ] YAH! 181 00:05:47,481 --> 00:05:48,079 [ CREAK! ] YAH! [ SQUISH! ] 182 00:05:48,081 --> 00:05:48,913 YAH! [ SQUISH! ] AH, GREAT. 183 00:05:48,915 --> 00:05:50,815 [ SQUISH! ] AH, GREAT. >> I'LL GET IT. 184 00:05:50,817 --> 00:05:52,417 AH, GREAT. >> I'LL GET IT. [ GROANS ] 185 00:05:52,419 --> 00:05:52,917 >> I'LL GET IT. [ GROANS ] >> AAH! 186 00:05:52,919 --> 00:05:54,018 [ GROANS ] >> AAH! >> GET IT OFF! 187 00:05:54,020 --> 00:05:55,487 >> AAH! >> GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF!! 188 00:05:55,489 --> 00:05:56,621 >> GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF!! >> [ GIGGLES ] 189 00:05:56,623 --> 00:05:59,124 GET IT OFF!! >> [ GIGGLES ] HEY, FEATHERWEIGHT, COME HERE! 190 00:05:59,126 --> 00:06:00,125 >> [ GIGGLES ] HEY, FEATHERWEIGHT, COME HERE! [ CHUCKLES ] 191 00:06:00,127 --> 00:06:01,593 HEY, FEATHERWEIGHT, COME HERE! [ CHUCKLES ] TAKE A FEW PICTURES OF THIS. 192 00:06:01,595 --> 00:06:02,994 [ CHUCKLES ] TAKE A FEW PICTURES OF THIS. THEN MEET ME DURING LUNCH. 193 00:06:02,996 --> 00:06:03,962 TAKE A FEW PICTURES OF THIS. THEN MEET ME DURING LUNCH. [ ZIP! ] 194 00:06:03,964 --> 00:06:04,896 THEN MEET ME DURING LUNCH. [ ZIP! ] [ CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS ] 195 00:06:04,898 --> 00:06:08,633 [ ZIP! ] [ CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS ] GIRLS, I HAVE OUR STORY! 196 00:06:08,635 --> 00:06:10,602 [ CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS ] GIRLS, I HAVE OUR STORY! "SNIPS AND SNAILS AND BUBBLEGUM 197 00:06:10,604 --> 00:06:12,437 GIRLS, I HAVE OUR STORY! "SNIPS AND SNAILS AND BUBBLEGUM VEILS" -- AND THAT'S WHEN THE 198 00:06:12,439 --> 00:06:13,905 "SNIPS AND SNAILS AND BUBBLEGUM VEILS" -- AND THAT'S WHEN THE BIGGEST JOKESTER IN SCHOOL 199 00:06:13,907 --> 00:06:15,707 VEILS" -- AND THAT'S WHEN THE BIGGEST JOKESTER IN SCHOOL REALLY STUCK HIS HOOF IN IT, 200 00:06:15,709 --> 00:06:16,941 BIGGEST JOKESTER IN SCHOOL REALLY STUCK HIS HOOF IN IT, LITERALLY! 201 00:06:16,943 --> 00:06:18,643 REALLY STUCK HIS HOOF IN IT, LITERALLY! >> THE "FOAL FREE PRESS" IS 202 00:06:18,645 --> 00:06:20,011 LITERALLY! >> THE "FOAL FREE PRESS" IS USUALLY JUST BORING NEWS AND 203 00:06:20,013 --> 00:06:20,779 >> THE "FOAL FREE PRESS" IS USUALLY JUST BORING NEWS AND STUFF. 204 00:06:20,781 --> 00:06:22,547 USUALLY JUST BORING NEWS AND STUFF. >> SO FUNNY! 205 00:06:22,549 --> 00:06:23,848 STUFF. >> SO FUNNY! >> OUR MOTHERS ALWAYS TOLD US 206 00:06:23,850 --> 00:06:25,517 >> SO FUNNY! >> OUR MOTHERS ALWAYS TOLD US WE'D END UP IN THE PAPER SOME 207 00:06:25,519 --> 00:06:25,717 >> OUR MOTHERS ALWAYS TOLD US WE'D END UP IN THE PAPER SOME DAY. 208 00:06:25,719 --> 00:06:27,452 WE'D END UP IN THE PAPER SOME DAY. >> YEAH. HEY, LOOK! 209 00:06:27,454 --> 00:06:29,487 DAY. >> YEAH. HEY, LOOK! WE FINALLY GOT THE GUM OUT! 210 00:06:29,489 --> 00:06:30,755 >> YEAH. HEY, LOOK! WE FINALLY GOT THE GUM OUT! [ CHUCKLES ] 211 00:06:30,757 --> 00:06:32,690 WE FINALLY GOT THE GUM OUT! [ CHUCKLES ] >> YOUR COLUMN IS A SENSATION! 212 00:06:32,692 --> 00:06:34,626 [ CHUCKLES ] >> YOUR COLUMN IS A SENSATION! I DON'T WANT YOU DOING NEWS 213 00:06:34,628 --> 00:06:35,160 >> YOUR COLUMN IS A SENSATION! I DON'T WANT YOU DOING NEWS ANYMORE. 214 00:06:35,162 --> 00:06:38,530 I DON'T WANT YOU DOING NEWS ANYMORE. I WANT MORE COLUMNS LIKE THIS -- 215 00:06:38,532 --> 00:06:39,864 ANYMORE. I WANT MORE COLUMNS LIKE THIS -- COLUMNS ABOUT PONIES AND THEIR 216 00:06:39,866 --> 00:06:41,199 I WANT MORE COLUMNS LIKE THIS -- COLUMNS ABOUT PONIES AND THEIR PRIVATE LIVES, THE THINGS THEY 217 00:06:41,201 --> 00:06:42,600 COLUMNS ABOUT PONIES AND THEIR PRIVATE LIVES, THE THINGS THEY DO WHEN THEY THINK THEY'RE 218 00:06:42,602 --> 00:06:43,868 PRIVATE LIVES, THE THINGS THEY DO WHEN THEY THINK THEY'RE ALONE... 219 00:06:43,870 --> 00:06:45,837 DO WHEN THEY THINK THEY'RE ALONE... YOU THREE OUR MY NEW GOSSIP 220 00:06:45,839 --> 00:06:46,805 ALONE... YOU THREE OUR MY NEW GOSSIP COLUMNISTS! 221 00:06:46,807 --> 00:06:47,839 YOU THREE OUR MY NEW GOSSIP COLUMNISTS! [ TWINKLE! ] 222 00:06:47,841 --> 00:06:49,908 COLUMNISTS! [ TWINKLE! ] AND I LOVE THE WAY YOU SIGNED 223 00:06:49,910 --> 00:06:50,608 [ TWINKLE! ] AND I LOVE THE WAY YOU SIGNED IT. 224 00:06:50,610 --> 00:06:52,744 AND I LOVE THE WAY YOU SIGNED IT. "GABBY GUMS" -- THAT WAS A 225 00:06:52,746 --> 00:06:54,579 IT. "GABBY GUMS" -- THAT WAS A STROKE OF GENIUS! 226 00:06:54,581 --> 00:06:55,814 "GABBY GUMS" -- THAT WAS A STROKE OF GENIUS! >> WE COULDN'T FIT ALL OF OUR 227 00:06:55,816 --> 00:06:57,582 STROKE OF GENIUS! >> WE COULDN'T FIT ALL OF OUR NAMES, SO WE DECIDED TO CREATE 228 00:06:57,584 --> 00:06:59,684 >> WE COULDN'T FIT ALL OF OUR NAMES, SO WE DECIDED TO CREATE ONE FOR ALL THREE OF US. 229 00:06:59,686 --> 00:07:02,620 NAMES, SO WE DECIDED TO CREATE ONE FOR ALL THREE OF US. >> WELL, I WANT MORE GABBY GUMS! 230 00:07:02,622 --> 00:07:03,588 ONE FOR ALL THREE OF US. >> WELL, I WANT MORE GABBY GUMS! NICE WORK, GIRLS. 231 00:07:03,590 --> 00:07:05,557 >> WELL, I WANT MORE GABBY GUMS! NICE WORK, GIRLS. >> BUT WE SURE SEEM TO HAVE A 232 00:07:05,559 --> 00:07:06,825 NICE WORK, GIRLS. >> BUT WE SURE SEEM TO HAVE A GIFT FOR GOSSIP. 233 00:07:06,827 --> 00:07:08,626 >> BUT WE SURE SEEM TO HAVE A GIFT FOR GOSSIP. >> IF WE CAN WRITE A FEW MORE OF 234 00:07:08,628 --> 00:07:10,628 GIFT FOR GOSSIP. >> IF WE CAN WRITE A FEW MORE OF THESE GABBY GUMS COLUMNS, WE'LL 235 00:07:10,630 --> 00:07:12,130 >> IF WE CAN WRITE A FEW MORE OF THESE GABBY GUMS COLUMNS, WE'LL EARN OUR CUTIE MARKS FOR SURE! 236 00:07:12,132 --> 00:07:13,665 THESE GABBY GUMS COLUMNS, WE'LL EARN OUR CUTIE MARKS FOR SURE! >> All: WHOO-HOO! 237 00:07:13,667 --> 00:07:16,234 EARN OUR CUTIE MARKS FOR SURE! >> All: WHOO-HOO! [ SMACK! ] 238 00:07:16,236 --> 00:07:18,536 >> All: WHOO-HOO! [ SMACK! ] >> SCOOTALOO, DO YOU HAVE 239 00:07:18,538 --> 00:07:20,071 [ SMACK! ] >> SCOOTALOO, DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING? 240 00:07:20,073 --> 00:07:21,773 >> SCOOTALOO, DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING? >> NO. 241 00:07:21,775 --> 00:07:23,942 ANYTHING? >> NO. >> APPLE BLOOM? 242 00:07:23,944 --> 00:07:25,777 >> NO. >> APPLE BLOOM? >> [ SIGHS ] SORRY. 243 00:07:25,779 --> 00:07:27,545 >> APPLE BLOOM? >> [ SIGHS ] SORRY. >> LET'S FACE IT. 244 00:07:27,547 --> 00:07:29,547 >> [ SIGHS ] SORRY. >> LET'S FACE IT. NOTHING VERY JUICY HAPPENS AT 245 00:07:29,549 --> 00:07:30,715 >> LET'S FACE IT. NOTHING VERY JUICY HAPPENS AT THIS SCHOOL. 246 00:07:30,717 --> 00:07:31,816 NOTHING VERY JUICY HAPPENS AT THIS SCHOOL. [ BOTH GRUNTING ] 247 00:07:31,818 --> 00:07:33,084 THIS SCHOOL. [ BOTH GRUNTING ] [ SNAP! ] 248 00:07:33,086 --> 00:07:35,554 [ BOTH GRUNTING ] [ SNAP! ] >> WE'RE DOOMED. 249 00:07:41,260 --> 00:07:46,898 [ TINKLE! ] [ THUD! ] >> OOH! 250 00:07:46,900 --> 00:07:48,633 [ THUD! ] >> OOH! SWEETIE BELLE -- WAS SHE RAISED 251 00:07:48,635 --> 00:07:49,968 >> OOH! SWEETIE BELLE -- WAS SHE RAISED IN A BARN OR SOMETHING? 252 00:07:49,970 --> 00:07:52,270 SWEETIE BELLE -- WAS SHE RAISED IN A BARN OR SOMETHING? [ GASPS ] 253 00:07:52,272 --> 00:07:53,071 IN A BARN OR SOMETHING? [ GASPS ] [ DING! ] 254 00:07:53,073 --> 00:07:55,240 [ GASPS ] [ DING! ] OOH, YOU REALLY SHOULDN'T BE 255 00:07:55,242 --> 00:07:59,544 [ DING! ] OOH, YOU REALLY SHOULDN'T BE SNOOPING, RARITY. 256 00:07:59,546 --> 00:08:01,012 OOH, YOU REALLY SHOULDN'T BE SNOOPING, RARITY. OH, BUT IT'S SO MUCH FUN, 257 00:08:01,014 --> 00:08:01,579 SNOOPING, RARITY. OH, BUT IT'S SO MUCH FUN, RARITY. 258 00:08:01,581 --> 00:08:03,014 OH, BUT IT'S SO MUCH FUN, RARITY. HELLO. 259 00:08:03,016 --> 00:08:04,649 RARITY. HELLO. WHAT'S THIS? 260 00:08:04,651 --> 00:08:06,117 HELLO. WHAT'S THIS? [ CHUCKLES ] 261 00:08:06,119 --> 00:08:07,619 WHAT'S THIS? [ CHUCKLES ] GUM ON THEIR BUM! 262 00:08:07,621 --> 00:08:08,620 [ CHUCKLES ] GUM ON THEIR BUM! [ LAUGHS ] 263 00:08:08,622 --> 00:08:10,154 GUM ON THEIR BUM! [ LAUGHS ] TOO RICH! 264 00:08:10,156 --> 00:08:11,723 [ LAUGHS ] TOO RICH! >> CAN YOU PLEASE KEEP IT DOWN 265 00:08:11,725 --> 00:08:12,924 TOO RICH! >> CAN YOU PLEASE KEEP IT DOWN WITH ALL THE LAUGHTER! 266 00:08:12,926 --> 00:08:13,691 >> CAN YOU PLEASE KEEP IT DOWN WITH ALL THE LAUGHTER! I'M TRYING TO -- 267 00:08:13,693 --> 00:08:14,259 WITH ALL THE LAUGHTER! I'M TRYING TO -- [ POINK! ] 268 00:08:14,261 --> 00:08:15,159 I'M TRYING TO -- [ POINK! ] HEY! 269 00:08:15,161 --> 00:08:15,960 [ POINK! ] HEY! >> EH! 270 00:08:15,962 --> 00:08:17,228 HEY! >> EH! I-I WAS JUST -- 271 00:08:17,230 --> 00:08:18,963 >> EH! I-I WAS JUST -- >> ARE YOU SNOOPING THROUGH MY 272 00:08:18,965 --> 00:08:19,664 I-I WAS JUST -- >> ARE YOU SNOOPING THROUGH MY SADDLEBAG? 273 00:08:19,666 --> 00:08:20,231 >> ARE YOU SNOOPING THROUGH MY SADDLEBAG? [ WHIP! ] 274 00:08:20,233 --> 00:08:21,165 SADDLEBAG? [ WHIP! ] [ WHIP! ] 275 00:08:21,167 --> 00:08:22,000 [ WHIP! ] [ WHIP! ] [ WHIP! ] 276 00:08:22,002 --> 00:08:23,001 [ WHIP! ] [ WHIP! ] [ WHIP! ] 277 00:08:23,003 --> 00:08:24,202 [ WHIP! ] [ WHIP! ] [ WHIP! ] 278 00:08:24,204 --> 00:08:26,070 [ WHIP! ] [ WHIP! ] [ SPROING! ] 279 00:08:26,072 --> 00:08:27,071 [ WHIP! ] [ SPROING! ] HOW DARE YOU?! 280 00:08:27,073 --> 00:08:28,840 [ SPROING! ] HOW DARE YOU?! >> OH, BUT THIS GABBY GUMS 281 00:08:28,842 --> 00:08:30,141 HOW DARE YOU?! >> OH, BUT THIS GABBY GUMS COLUMN IS SO FUNNY! 282 00:08:30,143 --> 00:08:30,975 >> OH, BUT THIS GABBY GUMS COLUMN IS SO FUNNY! [ CHUCKLES ] 283 00:08:30,977 --> 00:08:33,244 COLUMN IS SO FUNNY! [ CHUCKLES ] >> YOU ACTUALLY LIKE THE SCHOOL 284 00:08:33,246 --> 00:08:33,945 [ CHUCKLES ] >> YOU ACTUALLY LIKE THE SCHOOL PAPER? 285 00:08:33,947 --> 00:08:35,580 >> YOU ACTUALLY LIKE THE SCHOOL PAPER? >> IT'S SO MUCH JUICIER THAN 286 00:08:35,582 --> 00:08:37,115 PAPER? >> IT'S SO MUCH JUICIER THAN ANYTHING IN THE BORING OLD 287 00:08:37,117 --> 00:08:38,182 >> IT'S SO MUCH JUICIER THAN ANYTHING IN THE BORING OLD "PONYVILLE EXPRESS." 288 00:08:38,184 --> 00:08:38,983 ANYTHING IN THE BORING OLD "PONYVILLE EXPRESS." [ GASPS ] 289 00:08:38,985 --> 00:08:40,318 "PONYVILLE EXPRESS." [ GASPS ] COULD I BORROW THIS TO SHOW MY 290 00:08:40,320 --> 00:08:41,319 [ GASPS ] COULD I BORROW THIS TO SHOW MY FRIENDS? 291 00:08:41,321 --> 00:08:43,154 COULD I BORROW THIS TO SHOW MY FRIENDS? >> YOUR FRIENDS WOULD WANT TO 292 00:08:43,156 --> 00:08:45,056 FRIENDS? >> YOUR FRIENDS WOULD WANT TO READ THE "FOAL FREE PRESS"? 293 00:08:45,058 --> 00:08:46,724 >> YOUR FRIENDS WOULD WANT TO READ THE "FOAL FREE PRESS"? >> OH, THEY JUST LOVE 294 00:08:46,726 --> 00:08:47,258 READ THE "FOAL FREE PRESS"? >> OH, THEY JUST LOVE GABBY GUMS! 295 00:08:47,260 --> 00:08:48,159 >> OH, THEY JUST LOVE GABBY GUMS! [ PLINK! ] 296 00:08:48,161 --> 00:08:49,227 GABBY GUMS! [ PLINK! ] WHO IS SHE, ANYWAY? 297 00:08:49,229 --> 00:08:50,795 [ PLINK! ] WHO IS SHE, ANYWAY? I'VE NEVER HEARD OF HER BEFORE. 298 00:08:50,797 --> 00:08:51,596 WHO IS SHE, ANYWAY? I'VE NEVER HEARD OF HER BEFORE. IS SHE A NEW... 299 00:08:51,598 --> 00:08:52,964 I'VE NEVER HEARD OF HER BEFORE. IS SHE A NEW... [ DOOR CLOSES ] 300 00:08:52,966 --> 00:08:55,600 IS SHE A NEW... [ DOOR CLOSES ] [ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ] 301 00:08:55,602 --> 00:08:56,901 [ DOOR CLOSES ] [ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ] >> WE GAVE UP TOO QUICKLY, 302 00:08:56,903 --> 00:08:57,168 [ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ] >> WE GAVE UP TOO QUICKLY, GIRLS. 303 00:08:57,170 --> 00:08:58,937 >> WE GAVE UP TOO QUICKLY, GIRLS. FORGET TRYING TO SQUEEZE STORIES 304 00:08:58,939 --> 00:08:59,938 GIRLS. FORGET TRYING TO SQUEEZE STORIES OUT OF THIS SCHOOL. 305 00:08:59,940 --> 00:09:01,973 FORGET TRYING TO SQUEEZE STORIES OUT OF THIS SCHOOL. WE NEED TO EXPAND! 306 00:09:01,975 --> 00:09:03,174 OUT OF THIS SCHOOL. WE NEED TO EXPAND! >> WE COULD FIND ALL KINDS OF 307 00:09:03,176 --> 00:09:04,609 WE NEED TO EXPAND! >> WE COULD FIND ALL KINDS OF GREAT GOSSIP OUT THERE IN 308 00:09:04,611 --> 00:09:05,176 >> WE COULD FIND ALL KINDS OF GREAT GOSSIP OUT THERE IN PONYVILLE! 309 00:09:05,178 --> 00:09:06,177 GREAT GOSSIP OUT THERE IN PONYVILLE! >> WE'LL NEED TO TELL 310 00:09:06,179 --> 00:09:07,345 PONYVILLE! >> WE'LL NEED TO TELL FEATHERWEIGHT TO START WORKING 311 00:09:07,347 --> 00:09:08,913 >> WE'LL NEED TO TELL FEATHERWEIGHT TO START WORKING OVERTIME. 312 00:09:08,915 --> 00:09:10,248 FEATHERWEIGHT TO START WORKING OVERTIME. >> SWEETIE BELLE, YOU'RE A 313 00:09:10,250 --> 00:09:12,584 OVERTIME. >> SWEETIE BELLE, YOU'RE A GENIUS! 314 00:09:12,586 --> 00:09:16,988 >> SWEETIE BELLE, YOU'RE A GENIUS! [ PONIES SOBBING ] 315 00:09:16,990 --> 00:09:18,856 GENIUS! [ PONIES SOBBING ] >> "POUND AND PUMPKIN CAKE: TRIP 316 00:09:18,858 --> 00:09:20,291 [ PONIES SOBBING ] >> "POUND AND PUMPKIN CAKE: TRIP TO THE STORE ENDS IN TEARS." 317 00:09:20,293 --> 00:09:22,594 >> "POUND AND PUMPKIN CAKE: TRIP TO THE STORE ENDS IN TEARS." GABBY GUMS COMES THROUGH AGAIN! 318 00:09:22,596 --> 00:09:23,728 TO THE STORE ENDS IN TEARS." GABBY GUMS COMES THROUGH AGAIN! >> [ PANTING ] 319 00:09:23,730 --> 00:09:25,263 GABBY GUMS COMES THROUGH AGAIN! >> [ PANTING ] THE PONYVILLE NEWSSTAND WANTS TO 320 00:09:25,265 --> 00:09:26,998 >> [ PANTING ] THE PONYVILLE NEWSSTAND WANTS TO CARRY THE "FOAL FREE PRESS"! 321 00:09:27,000 --> 00:09:28,666 THE PONYVILLE NEWSSTAND WANTS TO CARRY THE "FOAL FREE PRESS"! PONIES KEEP COMING BY AND ASKING 322 00:09:28,668 --> 00:09:29,200 CARRY THE "FOAL FREE PRESS"! PONIES KEEP COMING BY AND ASKING FOR IT. 323 00:09:29,202 --> 00:09:30,234 PONIES KEEP COMING BY AND ASKING FOR IT. >> SEND THEM 20 COPIES. 324 00:09:30,236 --> 00:09:31,903 FOR IT. >> SEND THEM 20 COPIES. AND IF THEY RUN OUT OF THOSE, 325 00:09:31,905 --> 00:09:34,138 >> SEND THEM 20 COPIES. AND IF THEY RUN OUT OF THOSE, WE'LL SEND THEM 20 MORE! 326 00:09:34,140 --> 00:09:35,873 AND IF THEY RUN OUT OF THOSE, WE'LL SEND THEM 20 MORE! YOU THREE ARE DOING A GREAT JOB 327 00:09:35,875 --> 00:09:36,841 WE'LL SEND THEM 20 MORE! YOU THREE ARE DOING A GREAT JOB FOR THIS PAPER. 328 00:09:36,843 --> 00:09:39,911 YOU THREE ARE DOING A GREAT JOB FOR THIS PAPER. KEEP THOSE COLUMNS COMING! 329 00:09:39,913 --> 00:09:41,379 FOR THIS PAPER. KEEP THOSE COLUMNS COMING! >> THIS IS GREAT! 330 00:09:41,381 --> 00:09:43,214 KEEP THOSE COLUMNS COMING! >> THIS IS GREAT! [ SMACK! ] 331 00:09:48,754 --> 00:09:52,991 [ DING! ] [ SQUIRT! ] [ DING! ] 332 00:09:52,993 --> 00:09:54,826 [ SQUIRT! ] [ DING! ] [ THUD! ] 333 00:10:06,338 --> 00:10:09,140 >> [ SIGHS ] THIS IS THE LIFE, ISN'T IT, GIRLS? 334 00:10:09,142 --> 00:10:11,075 THIS IS THE LIFE, ISN'T IT, GIRLS? THE BEST HOOFICURE I'VE EVER 335 00:10:11,077 --> 00:10:12,110 GIRLS? THE BEST HOOFICURE I'VE EVER HAD. 336 00:10:12,112 --> 00:10:15,647 THE BEST HOOFICURE I'VE EVER HAD. >> [ Shaking ] YOU SAID IT. UH. 337 00:10:15,649 --> 00:10:16,781 HAD. >> [ Shaking ] YOU SAID IT. UH. >> [ SIGHS ] 338 00:10:16,783 --> 00:10:19,117 >> [ Shaking ] YOU SAID IT. UH. >> [ SIGHS ] I DON'T KNOW IF I'VE EVER BEEN 339 00:10:19,119 --> 00:10:20,251 >> [ SIGHS ] I DON'T KNOW IF I'VE EVER BEEN SO RELAXED. 340 00:10:20,253 --> 00:10:21,285 I DON'T KNOW IF I'VE EVER BEEN SO RELAXED. >> YOU GUYS! 341 00:10:21,287 --> 00:10:21,853 SO RELAXED. >> YOU GUYS! >> AAH! 342 00:10:21,855 --> 00:10:22,320 >> YOU GUYS! >> AAH! [ BLOOP! ] 343 00:10:22,322 --> 00:10:24,155 >> AAH! [ BLOOP! ] >> THE NEW GABBY GUMS JUST CAME 344 00:10:24,157 --> 00:10:24,355 [ BLOOP! ] >> THE NEW GABBY GUMS JUST CAME OUT! 345 00:10:24,357 --> 00:10:26,157 >> THE NEW GABBY GUMS JUST CAME OUT! "THE GREAT AND POWERFUL TRIXIE'S 346 00:10:26,159 --> 00:10:27,291 OUT! "THE GREAT AND POWERFUL TRIXIE'S SECRETS REVEALED"! 347 00:10:27,293 --> 00:10:29,093 "THE GREAT AND POWERFUL TRIXIE'S SECRETS REVEALED"! >> WE ALREADY READ THAT ONE, 348 00:10:29,095 --> 00:10:30,294 SECRETS REVEALED"! >> WE ALREADY READ THAT ONE, RAINBOW DASH. 349 00:10:30,296 --> 00:10:31,396 >> WE ALREADY READ THAT ONE, RAINBOW DASH. COME ON, RELAX. 350 00:10:31,398 --> 00:10:32,830 RAINBOW DASH. COME ON, RELAX. HAVE A HOOFICURE. 351 00:10:32,832 --> 00:10:34,265 COME ON, RELAX. HAVE A HOOFICURE. IT FEELS AMAZING. 352 00:10:34,267 --> 00:10:34,999 HAVE A HOOFICURE. IT FEELS AMAZING. [ GULP! ] 353 00:10:35,001 --> 00:10:36,300 IT FEELS AMAZING. [ GULP! ] >> DID YOU FORGET WHO YOU'RE 354 00:10:36,302 --> 00:10:36,934 [ GULP! ] >> DID YOU FORGET WHO YOU'RE TALKING TO? 355 00:10:36,936 --> 00:10:38,169 >> DID YOU FORGET WHO YOU'RE TALKING TO? THE DAY I GET A HOOFICURE IS THE 356 00:10:38,171 --> 00:10:39,404 TALKING TO? THE DAY I GET A HOOFICURE IS THE DAY I TURN IN MY DAREDEVIL 357 00:10:39,406 --> 00:10:40,104 THE DAY I GET A HOOFICURE IS THE DAY I TURN IN MY DAREDEVIL LICENSE. 358 00:10:40,106 --> 00:10:42,040 DAY I TURN IN MY DAREDEVIL LICENSE. BESIDES, I HAVEN'T READ THIS 359 00:10:42,042 --> 00:10:44,275 LICENSE. BESIDES, I HAVEN'T READ THIS GABBY GUMS, YET. 360 00:10:44,277 --> 00:10:45,343 BESIDES, I HAVEN'T READ THIS GABBY GUMS, YET. >> WELL, DO IT QUIETLY, WILL 361 00:10:45,345 --> 00:10:47,078 GABBY GUMS, YET. >> WELL, DO IT QUIETLY, WILL YA? 362 00:10:47,080 --> 00:10:47,779 >> WELL, DO IT QUIETLY, WILL YA? [ SIGHS ] 363 00:10:47,781 --> 00:10:49,380 YA? [ SIGHS ] SOME OF US ARE TRYING TO UNWIND. 364 00:10:49,382 --> 00:10:51,215 [ SIGHS ] SOME OF US ARE TRYING TO UNWIND. >> I LIKE GABBY GUMS, TOO, BUT 365 00:10:51,217 --> 00:10:52,817 SOME OF US ARE TRYING TO UNWIND. >> I LIKE GABBY GUMS, TOO, BUT DON'T YOU THINK SHE CAN BE A 366 00:10:52,819 --> 00:10:53,885 >> I LIKE GABBY GUMS, TOO, BUT DON'T YOU THINK SHE CAN BE A LITTLE MEAN? 367 00:10:53,887 --> 00:10:55,920 DON'T YOU THINK SHE CAN BE A LITTLE MEAN? >> SHE'S NOT MEAN, TWILIGHT. 368 00:10:55,922 --> 00:10:57,021 LITTLE MEAN? >> SHE'S NOT MEAN, TWILIGHT. SHE'S A HOOT! 369 00:10:57,023 --> 00:10:59,123 >> SHE'S NOT MEAN, TWILIGHT. SHE'S A HOOT! >> "CELESTIA JUST LIKE US"? 370 00:10:59,125 --> 00:11:00,992 SHE'S A HOOT! >> "CELESTIA JUST LIKE US"? GABBY GUMS DOESN'T VALUE 371 00:11:00,994 --> 00:11:02,293 >> "CELESTIA JUST LIKE US"? GABBY GUMS DOESN'T VALUE ANYPONY'S PRIVACY. 372 00:11:02,295 --> 00:11:04,162 GABBY GUMS DOESN'T VALUE ANYPONY'S PRIVACY. >> OH, LIGHTEN UP, TWILIGHT. 373 00:11:04,164 --> 00:11:05,863 ANYPONY'S PRIVACY. >> OH, LIGHTEN UP, TWILIGHT. IT'S NOTHING BUT HARMLESS 374 00:11:05,865 --> 00:11:06,330 >> OH, LIGHTEN UP, TWILIGHT. IT'S NOTHING BUT HARMLESS GOSSIP. 375 00:11:06,332 --> 00:11:07,331 IT'S NOTHING BUT HARMLESS GOSSIP. >> YEAH, TWILIGHT. 376 00:11:07,333 --> 00:11:08,966 GOSSIP. >> YEAH, TWILIGHT. I MEAN, LISTEN TO THIS ONE! 377 00:11:08,968 --> 00:11:09,467 >> YEAH, TWILIGHT. I MEAN, LISTEN TO THIS ONE! [ SPLASH! ] 378 00:11:09,469 --> 00:11:11,803 I MEAN, LISTEN TO THIS ONE! [ SPLASH! ] "MAYOR NOT NATURALLY GREAT" -- 379 00:11:11,805 --> 00:11:13,705 [ SPLASH! ] "MAYOR NOT NATURALLY GREAT" -- THE MAYOR IN A MANE-DYEING 380 00:11:13,707 --> 00:11:14,305 "MAYOR NOT NATURALLY GREAT" -- THE MAYOR IN A MANE-DYEING SCANDAL? 381 00:11:14,307 --> 00:11:15,973 THE MAYOR IN A MANE-DYEING SCANDAL? WHO WOULDN'T WANT TO READ THAT? 382 00:11:15,975 --> 00:11:17,141 SCANDAL? WHO WOULDN'T WANT TO READ THAT? >> I JUST CAN'T HELP FEELING 383 00:11:17,143 --> 00:11:18,876 WHO WOULDN'T WANT TO READ THAT? >> I JUST CAN'T HELP FEELING SORRY FOR THE PONIES FEATURED IN 384 00:11:18,878 --> 00:11:19,711 >> I JUST CAN'T HELP FEELING SORRY FOR THE PONIES FEATURED IN HER COLUMNS. 385 00:11:19,713 --> 00:11:21,045 SORRY FOR THE PONIES FEATURED IN HER COLUMNS. IT'S GOT TO BE A LITTLE 386 00:11:21,047 --> 00:11:21,946 HER COLUMNS. IT'S GOT TO BE A LITTLE EMBARRASSING. 387 00:11:21,948 --> 00:11:23,114 IT'S GOT TO BE A LITTLE EMBARRASSING. >> ARE YOU KIDDING? 388 00:11:23,116 --> 00:11:24,415 EMBARRASSING. >> ARE YOU KIDDING? DO YOU KNOW HOW AWESOME IT IS TO 389 00:11:24,417 --> 00:11:25,917 DO YOU KNOW HOW AWESOME IT IS TO GET YOUR NAME IN THE PAPER? 390 00:11:25,919 --> 00:11:27,118 GET YOUR NAME IN THE PAPER? >> RAINBOW, WHY DON'T YOU JOIN 391 00:11:27,120 --> 00:11:31,022 >> RAINBOW, WHY DON'T YOU JOIN ME IN ONE OF THESE DELICIOUS HOOFICURES? 392 00:11:31,024 --> 00:11:33,124 ME IN ONE OF THESE DELICIOUS HOOFICURES? >> IT'S THAT GOOD, HUH? 393 00:11:33,126 --> 00:11:36,160 HOOFICURES? >> IT'S THAT GOOD, HUH? WELL, MAYBE JUST ONE LITTLE 394 00:11:36,162 --> 00:11:37,996 >> IT'S THAT GOOD, HUH? WELL, MAYBE JUST ONE LITTLE HOOF. 395 00:11:46,038 --> 00:11:49,240 [ RATTLE! ] AAH! FORGET IT. 396 00:11:49,242 --> 00:11:50,775 AAH! FORGET IT. I DON'T LIKE PONIES TOUCHING MY 397 00:11:50,777 --> 00:11:51,275 FORGET IT. I DON'T LIKE PONIES TOUCHING MY HOOVES. 398 00:11:51,277 --> 00:11:53,311 I DON'T LIKE PONIES TOUCHING MY HOOVES. [ ZIP! ] 399 00:11:53,313 --> 00:11:55,413 HOOVES. [ ZIP! ] MAN, I'D LOVE IT IF GABBY GUMS 400 00:11:55,415 --> 00:11:56,981 [ ZIP! ] MAN, I'D LOVE IT IF GABBY GUMS DID A STORY ON ME. 401 00:11:56,983 --> 00:11:58,082 MAN, I'D LOVE IT IF GABBY GUMS DID A STORY ON ME. >> SHE DID ONE ON ME. 402 00:11:58,084 --> 00:11:58,416 DID A STORY ON ME. >> SHE DID ONE ON ME. [ ZIP! ] 403 00:11:58,418 --> 00:11:59,217 >> SHE DID ONE ON ME. [ ZIP! ] >> All: WHAT?! 404 00:11:59,219 --> 00:12:00,318 [ ZIP! ] >> All: WHAT?! >> WAAH! 405 00:12:00,320 --> 00:12:02,320 >> All: WHAT?! >> WAAH! >> "EXCLUSIVE: LOCAL DRAGON 406 00:12:02,322 --> 00:12:03,454 >> WAAH! >> "EXCLUSIVE: LOCAL DRAGON TELLS ALL"! 407 00:12:03,456 --> 00:12:05,356 >> "EXCLUSIVE: LOCAL DRAGON TELLS ALL"! >> SPIKE OPENS UP ABOUT 408 00:12:05,358 --> 00:12:07,425 TELLS ALL"! >> SPIKE OPENS UP ABOUT CANTERLOT, NAPS, AND HIS 409 00:12:07,427 --> 00:12:08,926 >> SPIKE OPENS UP ABOUT CANTERLOT, NAPS, AND HIS FAVORITE JAMS. 410 00:12:08,928 --> 00:12:10,995 CANTERLOT, NAPS, AND HIS FAVORITE JAMS. >> IT'S OUR BEST COLUMN YET! 411 00:12:10,997 --> 00:12:13,197 FAVORITE JAMS. >> IT'S OUR BEST COLUMN YET! >> MORE LIKE YOUR WORST COLUMN 412 00:12:13,199 --> 00:12:13,765 >> IT'S OUR BEST COLUMN YET! >> MORE LIKE YOUR WORST COLUMN YET! 413 00:12:13,767 --> 00:12:14,999 >> MORE LIKE YOUR WORST COLUMN YET! GABBY GUMS DIDN'T BECOME THE 414 00:12:15,001 --> 00:12:16,167 YET! GABBY GUMS DIDN'T BECOME THE BIGGEST THING IN PONYVILLE WITH 415 00:12:16,169 --> 00:12:18,069 GABBY GUMS DIDN'T BECOME THE BIGGEST THING IN PONYVILLE WITH NAMBY-PAMBY STORIES LIKE THIS! 416 00:12:18,071 --> 00:12:21,239 BIGGEST THING IN PONYVILLE WITH NAMBY-PAMBY STORIES LIKE THIS! [ SMACK! ] 417 00:12:21,241 --> 00:12:22,140 NAMBY-PAMBY STORIES LIKE THIS! [ SMACK! ] >> [ SIGHS ] 418 00:12:22,142 --> 00:12:23,207 [ SMACK! ] >> [ SIGHS ] YEAH, SHE'S RIGHT. 419 00:12:23,209 --> 00:12:25,276 >> [ SIGHS ] YEAH, SHE'S RIGHT. THIS COLUMN IS A LITTLE SOFTER 420 00:12:25,278 --> 00:12:27,311 YEAH, SHE'S RIGHT. THIS COLUMN IS A LITTLE SOFTER THAN OUR USUAL GOSSIP. 421 00:12:27,313 --> 00:12:29,213 THIS COLUMN IS A LITTLE SOFTER THAN OUR USUAL GOSSIP. >> WERE YOU GUYS FEELING GUILTY 422 00:12:29,215 --> 00:12:30,448 THAN OUR USUAL GOSSIP. >> WERE YOU GUYS FEELING GUILTY ABOUT ALL THE GOSSIP, TOO? 423 00:12:30,450 --> 00:12:32,550 ABOUT ALL THE GOSSIP, TOO? LIKE, MAYBE WE COULD BE HURTING 424 00:12:32,552 --> 00:12:34,152 LIKE, MAYBE WE COULD BE HURTING OTHER PONIES' FEELINGS? 425 00:12:34,154 --> 00:12:35,019 OTHER PONIES' FEELINGS? >> YEAH. 426 00:12:35,021 --> 00:12:36,788 >> YEAH. I DIDN'T WANT TO SAY ANYTHING 427 00:12:36,790 --> 00:12:40,324 I DIDN'T WANT TO SAY ANYTHING BECAUSE EVERYPONY LOVES GABBY GUMS SO MUCH, BUT I WAS 428 00:12:40,326 --> 00:12:41,893 BECAUSE EVERYPONY LOVES GABBY GUMS SO MUCH, BUT I WAS SORT OF HOPING WE COULD START 429 00:12:41,895 --> 00:12:43,261 GABBY GUMS SO MUCH, BUT I WAS SORT OF HOPING WE COULD START WRITING MORE STORIES LIKE THIS 430 00:12:43,263 --> 00:12:43,828 SORT OF HOPING WE COULD START WRITING MORE STORIES LIKE THIS ONE. 431 00:12:43,830 --> 00:12:47,331 WRITING MORE STORIES LIKE THIS ONE. >> ME TOO. 432 00:12:47,333 --> 00:12:48,833 ONE. >> ME TOO. >> IF WE'RE GONNA GET OUR 433 00:12:48,835 --> 00:12:50,134 >> ME TOO. >> IF WE'RE GONNA GET OUR CUTIE MARKS, WE'VE GOT TO GIVE 434 00:12:50,136 --> 00:12:53,004 >> IF WE'RE GONNA GET OUR CUTIE MARKS, WE'VE GOT TO GIVE THE PONIES WHAT THEY WANT. 435 00:12:53,006 --> 00:12:54,005 CUTIE MARKS, WE'VE GOT TO GIVE THE PONIES WHAT THEY WANT. >> All: AW. 436 00:12:54,007 --> 00:12:55,173 THE PONIES WHAT THEY WANT. >> All: AW. [ SMACK! ] 437 00:12:55,175 --> 00:12:57,141 >> All: AW. [ SMACK! ] >> "APPLEJACK ASLEEP ON THE 438 00:12:57,143 --> 00:12:57,942 [ SMACK! ] >> "APPLEJACK ASLEEP ON THE JOB." 439 00:12:57,944 --> 00:12:59,443 >> "APPLEJACK ASLEEP ON THE JOB." CAN Y'ALL BELIEVE THIS? 440 00:12:59,445 --> 00:13:01,913 JOB." CAN Y'ALL BELIEVE THIS? AND THIS ONE -- "BIG MACINTOSH: 441 00:13:01,915 --> 00:13:03,147 CAN Y'ALL BELIEVE THIS? AND THIS ONE -- "BIG MACINTOSH: WHAT'S HE HIDING?" 442 00:13:03,149 --> 00:13:05,082 AND THIS ONE -- "BIG MACINTOSH: WHAT'S HE HIDING?" WHO THE HAY DOES THIS GABBY GUMS 443 00:13:05,084 --> 00:13:05,950 WHAT'S HE HIDING?" WHO THE HAY DOES THIS GABBY GUMS THINKS SHE IS? 444 00:13:05,952 --> 00:13:07,318 WHO THE HAY DOES THIS GABBY GUMS THINKS SHE IS? >> LISTEN TO THIS ONE -- 445 00:13:07,320 --> 00:13:09,187 THINKS SHE IS? >> LISTEN TO THIS ONE -- "TWILIGHT SPARKLE: I WAS A 446 00:13:09,189 --> 00:13:10,588 >> LISTEN TO THIS ONE -- "TWILIGHT SPARKLE: I WAS A CANTERLOT SNOB." 447 00:13:10,590 --> 00:13:12,290 "TWILIGHT SPARKLE: I WAS A CANTERLOT SNOB." "A WELL-PLACED SCALY SOURCE 448 00:13:12,292 --> 00:13:14,158 CANTERLOT SNOB." "A WELL-PLACED SCALY SOURCE CLOSE TO THE PRISSY PONY SAYS, 449 00:13:14,160 --> 00:13:15,893 "A WELL-PLACED SCALY SOURCE CLOSE TO THE PRISSY PONY SAYS, 'TWILIGHT SPARKLE THINKS 450 00:13:15,895 --> 00:13:17,161 CLOSE TO THE PRISSY PONY SAYS, 'TWILIGHT SPARKLE THINKS PONYVILLE IS NOTHING BUT MUDDY 451 00:13:17,163 --> 00:13:19,297 'TWILIGHT SPARKLE THINKS PONYVILLE IS NOTHING BUT MUDDY ROADS AND LOW-CLASS RUDES.'" 452 00:13:19,299 --> 00:13:19,931 PONYVILLE IS NOTHING BUT MUDDY ROADS AND LOW-CLASS RUDES.'" SPIKE. 453 00:13:19,933 --> 00:13:21,199 ROADS AND LOW-CLASS RUDES.'" SPIKE. [ BURP! ] 454 00:13:21,201 --> 00:13:23,868 SPIKE. [ BURP! ] HOW COULD YOU SAY SUCH A THING? 455 00:13:23,870 --> 00:13:25,136 [ BURP! ] HOW COULD YOU SAY SUCH A THING? >> WELL, I-I DIDN'T! 456 00:13:25,138 --> 00:13:26,537 HOW COULD YOU SAY SUCH A THING? >> WELL, I-I DIDN'T! GABBY GUMS MADE THAT UP! 457 00:13:26,539 --> 00:13:28,606 >> WELL, I-I DIDN'T! GABBY GUMS MADE THAT UP! I NEVER SAID ANYTHING LIKE THAT! 458 00:13:28,608 --> 00:13:30,441 GABBY GUMS MADE THAT UP! I NEVER SAID ANYTHING LIKE THAT! >> EVERYPONY, PLEASE. 459 00:13:30,443 --> 00:13:32,243 I NEVER SAID ANYTHING LIKE THAT! >> EVERYPONY, PLEASE. SHE'S JUST A HARMLESS SCHOOL 460 00:13:32,245 --> 00:13:33,878 >> EVERYPONY, PLEASE. SHE'S JUST A HARMLESS SCHOOL PONY ENGAGED IN A LITTLE IDOL 461 00:13:33,880 --> 00:13:34,245 SHE'S JUST A HARMLESS SCHOOL PONY ENGAGED IN A LITTLE IDOL GOSSIP. 462 00:13:34,247 --> 00:13:36,180 PONY ENGAGED IN A LITTLE IDOL GOSSIP. YOU'RE REALLY MAKING TOO BIG A 463 00:13:36,182 --> 00:13:37,281 GOSSIP. YOU'RE REALLY MAKING TOO BIG A DEAL OUT OF THIS. 464 00:13:37,283 --> 00:13:39,150 YOU'RE REALLY MAKING TOO BIG A DEAL OUT OF THIS. >> BUT IT'S ALL LIES. 465 00:13:39,152 --> 00:13:40,518 DEAL OUT OF THIS. >> BUT IT'S ALL LIES. GABBY GUMS PRINTS WHATEVER SHE 466 00:13:40,520 --> 00:13:41,185 >> BUT IT'S ALL LIES. GABBY GUMS PRINTS WHATEVER SHE WANTS. 467 00:13:41,187 --> 00:13:42,186 GABBY GUMS PRINTS WHATEVER SHE WANTS. SHE DOESN'T CARE WHOSE 468 00:13:42,188 --> 00:13:43,921 WANTS. SHE DOESN'T CARE WHOSE REPUTATION SHE DESTROYS. 469 00:13:43,923 --> 00:13:45,189 SHE DOESN'T CARE WHOSE REPUTATION SHE DESTROYS. "FLUTTERSHY HAS TAIL 470 00:13:45,191 --> 00:13:47,258 REPUTATION SHE DESTROYS. "FLUTTERSHY HAS TAIL EXTENSIONS." 471 00:13:47,260 --> 00:13:49,227 "FLUTTERSHY HAS TAIL EXTENSIONS." [ SLUMP! ] 472 00:13:49,229 --> 00:13:51,329 EXTENSIONS." [ SLUMP! ] "PINKIE PIE IS AN OUT-OF-CONTROL 473 00:13:51,331 --> 00:13:52,296 [ SLUMP! ] "PINKIE PIE IS AN OUT-OF-CONTROL PARTY ANIMAL." 474 00:13:52,298 --> 00:13:54,298 "PINKIE PIE IS AN OUT-OF-CONTROL PARTY ANIMAL." >> WHAT?! 475 00:13:54,300 --> 00:13:56,000 PARTY ANIMAL." >> WHAT?! IT'S TRUE! 476 00:13:56,002 --> 00:13:57,501 >> WHAT?! IT'S TRUE! I DO HAVE A PROBLEM! 477 00:13:57,503 --> 00:13:58,536 IT'S TRUE! I DO HAVE A PROBLEM! [ CRYING ] 478 00:13:58,538 --> 00:13:59,403 I DO HAVE A PROBLEM! [ CRYING ] >> OH, LOOK. 479 00:13:59,405 --> 00:14:01,272 [ CRYING ] >> OH, LOOK. ACCORDING TO THIS ONE, THE CAKES 480 00:14:01,274 --> 00:14:03,174 >> OH, LOOK. ACCORDING TO THIS ONE, THE CAKES ARE BREAKING UP. 481 00:14:03,176 --> 00:14:04,175 ACCORDING TO THIS ONE, THE CAKES ARE BREAKING UP. >> WE ARE?! 482 00:14:04,177 --> 00:14:05,176 ARE BREAKING UP. >> WE ARE?! [ CRASH! ] 483 00:14:05,178 --> 00:14:07,211 >> WE ARE?! [ CRASH! ] >> WELL, MY LIFE IS OFFICIALLY 484 00:14:07,213 --> 00:14:08,346 [ CRASH! ] >> WELL, MY LIFE IS OFFICIALLY OVER. 485 00:14:08,348 --> 00:14:10,281 >> WELL, MY LIFE IS OFFICIALLY OVER. GABBY GUMS HAS MADE IT TO 486 00:14:10,283 --> 00:14:11,182 OVER. GABBY GUMS HAS MADE IT TO CLOUDSDALE. 487 00:14:11,184 --> 00:14:13,384 GABBY GUMS HAS MADE IT TO CLOUDSDALE. >> "RAINBOW DASH: SPEED DEMON OR 488 00:14:13,386 --> 00:14:14,552 CLOUDSDALE. >> "RAINBOW DASH: SPEED DEMON OR SUPER SOFTY?" 489 00:14:14,554 --> 00:14:16,320 >> "RAINBOW DASH: SPEED DEMON OR SUPER SOFTY?" >> I GRABBED AS MANY COPIES AS I 490 00:14:16,322 --> 00:14:18,322 SUPER SOFTY?" >> I GRABBED AS MANY COPIES AS I COULD, BUT IT WAS TOO LATE! 491 00:14:18,324 --> 00:14:20,558 >> I GRABBED AS MANY COPIES AS I COULD, BUT IT WAS TOO LATE! I'M A LAUGHINGSTOCK! 492 00:14:20,560 --> 00:14:22,293 COULD, BUT IT WAS TOO LATE! I'M A LAUGHINGSTOCK! >> SEE, RARITY. 493 00:14:22,295 --> 00:14:24,195 I'M A LAUGHINGSTOCK! >> SEE, RARITY. YOUR SO-CALLED HARMLESS GOSSIP 494 00:14:24,197 --> 00:14:25,529 >> SEE, RARITY. YOUR SO-CALLED HARMLESS GOSSIP CAN BE VERY HURTFUL. 495 00:14:25,531 --> 00:14:28,165 YOUR SO-CALLED HARMLESS GOSSIP CAN BE VERY HURTFUL. >> HONESTLY, YOU PONIES HAVE NO 496 00:14:28,167 --> 00:14:29,300 CAN BE VERY HURTFUL. >> HONESTLY, YOU PONIES HAVE NO SENSE OF HUMOR. 497 00:14:29,302 --> 00:14:31,269 >> HONESTLY, YOU PONIES HAVE NO SENSE OF HUMOR. SO SHE TWEAKS A FEW PONIES EVERY 498 00:14:31,271 --> 00:14:32,236 SENSE OF HUMOR. SO SHE TWEAKS A FEW PONIES EVERY NOW AND THEN. 499 00:14:32,238 --> 00:14:33,638 SO SHE TWEAKS A FEW PONIES EVERY NOW AND THEN. MAYBE THEY DESER-- 500 00:14:33,640 --> 00:14:34,639 NOW AND THEN. MAYBE THEY DESER-- [ GASPS ] 501 00:14:34,641 --> 00:14:36,274 MAYBE THEY DESER-- [ GASPS ] I'LL DESTROY HER!! 502 00:14:36,276 --> 00:14:38,609 [ GASPS ] I'LL DESTROY HER!! "THE DRAMA QUEEN DIARIES" -- 503 00:14:38,611 --> 00:14:40,311 I'LL DESTROY HER!! "THE DRAMA QUEEN DIARIES" -- SHE'S REPRINTED MY DIARY! 504 00:14:40,313 --> 00:14:42,013 "THE DRAMA QUEEN DIARIES" -- SHE'S REPRINTED MY DIARY! HOW COULD GABBY GUMS POSSIBLY 505 00:14:42,015 --> 00:14:43,614 SHE'S REPRINTED MY DIARY! HOW COULD GABBY GUMS POSSIBLY GET ACCESS TO MY PRIVATE DIARY?! 506 00:14:43,616 --> 00:14:45,283 HOW COULD GABBY GUMS POSSIBLY GET ACCESS TO MY PRIVATE DIARY?! >> WE'VE GOT TO PUT A STOP TO 507 00:14:45,285 --> 00:14:46,617 GET ACCESS TO MY PRIVATE DIARY?! >> WE'VE GOT TO PUT A STOP TO THIS ONCE AND FOR ALL. 508 00:14:46,619 --> 00:14:48,419 >> WE'VE GOT TO PUT A STOP TO THIS ONCE AND FOR ALL. SWEETIE BELLE'S ON THE NEWSPAPER 509 00:14:48,421 --> 00:14:49,186 THIS ONCE AND FOR ALL. SWEETIE BELLE'S ON THE NEWSPAPER STAFF. 510 00:14:49,188 --> 00:14:50,922 SWEETIE BELLE'S ON THE NEWSPAPER STAFF. MAYBE SHE KNOWS WHO GABBY GUMS 511 00:14:50,924 --> 00:14:51,322 STAFF. MAYBE SHE KNOWS WHO GABBY GUMS IS. 512 00:14:51,324 --> 00:14:52,657 MAYBE SHE KNOWS WHO GABBY GUMS IS. >> [ GASPS ] 513 00:14:52,659 --> 00:14:54,926 IS. >> [ GASPS ] MY SISTER WOULD NEVER ASSOCIATE 514 00:14:54,928 --> 00:14:56,494 >> [ GASPS ] MY SISTER WOULD NEVER ASSOCIATE WITH SOMEONE AS BEASTLY AS 515 00:14:56,496 --> 00:14:57,395 MY SISTER WOULD NEVER ASSOCIATE WITH SOMEONE AS BEASTLY AS GABBY GUMS! 516 00:14:57,397 --> 00:14:59,163 WITH SOMEONE AS BEASTLY AS GABBY GUMS! I RESENT YOU EVEN SUGGESTING 517 00:14:59,165 --> 00:15:00,264 GABBY GUMS! I RESENT YOU EVEN SUGGESTING SUCH A THING, TWILIGHT! 518 00:15:00,266 --> 00:15:03,034 I RESENT YOU EVEN SUGGESTING SUCH A THING, TWILIGHT! WHY, SHE'S THE MOST INNOCENT, 519 00:15:03,036 --> 00:15:05,202 SUCH A THING, TWILIGHT! WHY, SHE'S THE MOST INNOCENT, MOST LOVELY... 520 00:15:05,204 --> 00:15:08,172 WHY, SHE'S THE MOST INNOCENT, MOST LOVELY... MOST EVIL PONY IN EQUESTRIA! 521 00:15:08,174 --> 00:15:10,041 MOST LOVELY... MOST EVIL PONY IN EQUESTRIA! HOW COULD MY OWN SISTER STEAL MY 522 00:15:10,043 --> 00:15:10,975 MOST EVIL PONY IN EQUESTRIA! HOW COULD MY OWN SISTER STEAL MY PRIVATE DIARY? 523 00:15:10,977 --> 00:15:11,575 HOW COULD MY OWN SISTER STEAL MY PRIVATE DIARY? [ TINKLE! ] 524 00:15:11,577 --> 00:15:14,478 PRIVATE DIARY? [ TINKLE! ] HOW COULD MY OWN SISTER BE... 525 00:15:14,480 --> 00:15:17,315 [ TINKLE! ] HOW COULD MY OWN SISTER BE... GABBY GUMS? 526 00:15:22,755 --> 00:15:28,025 [ THUD! ] >> ET TU, GABBY GUMS? >> [ GASPS ] YOU KNOW? 527 00:15:28,027 --> 00:15:29,026 >> ET TU, GABBY GUMS? >> [ GASPS ] YOU KNOW? HOW'D YOU FIND OUT? 528 00:15:29,028 --> 00:15:30,995 >> [ GASPS ] YOU KNOW? HOW'D YOU FIND OUT? >> LOOK IN THE PAGES OF YOUR 529 00:15:30,997 --> 00:15:31,529 HOW'D YOU FIND OUT? >> LOOK IN THE PAGES OF YOUR BETRAYAL! 530 00:15:31,531 --> 00:15:33,297 >> LOOK IN THE PAGES OF YOUR BETRAYAL! >> OH, YEAH. 531 00:15:33,299 --> 00:15:35,266 BETRAYAL! >> OH, YEAH. >> HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME? 532 00:15:35,268 --> 00:15:37,101 >> OH, YEAH. >> HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME? YOU STOLE MY SECRET DIARY AND 533 00:15:37,103 --> 00:15:39,003 >> HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME? YOU STOLE MY SECRET DIARY AND PUBLISHED IT FOR ALL THE WORLD 534 00:15:39,005 --> 00:15:39,737 YOU STOLE MY SECRET DIARY AND PUBLISHED IT FOR ALL THE WORLD TO READ. 535 00:15:39,739 --> 00:15:41,605 PUBLISHED IT FOR ALL THE WORLD TO READ. GOSSIP CAN BE A VERY HURTFUL 536 00:15:41,607 --> 00:15:42,239 TO READ. GOSSIP CAN BE A VERY HURTFUL THING. 537 00:15:42,241 --> 00:15:43,674 GOSSIP CAN BE A VERY HURTFUL THING. IT IS AN INVASION OF PRIVACY, 538 00:15:43,676 --> 00:15:45,209 THING. IT IS AN INVASION OF PRIVACY, JUST LIKE WHEN I SNOOPED THROUGH 539 00:15:45,211 --> 00:15:46,010 IT IS AN INVASION OF PRIVACY, JUST LIKE WHEN I SNOOPED THROUGH YOUR SADDLEBAG. 540 00:15:46,012 --> 00:15:47,745 JUST LIKE WHEN I SNOOPED THROUGH YOUR SADDLEBAG. YOU DIDN'T LIKE THAT MUCH, DID 541 00:15:47,747 --> 00:15:48,446 YOUR SADDLEBAG. YOU DIDN'T LIKE THAT MUCH, DID YOU? 542 00:15:48,448 --> 00:15:49,547 YOU DIDN'T LIKE THAT MUCH, DID YOU? >> NO. 543 00:15:49,549 --> 00:15:51,115 YOU? >> NO. >> WHAT IS IMPORTANT IS THAT YOU 544 00:15:51,117 --> 00:15:52,683 >> NO. >> WHAT IS IMPORTANT IS THAT YOU UNDERSTAND HOW YOUR COLUMN MAKES 545 00:15:52,685 --> 00:15:54,185 >> WHAT IS IMPORTANT IS THAT YOU UNDERSTAND HOW YOUR COLUMN MAKES THE PONIES THAT YOU'RE WRITING 546 00:15:54,187 --> 00:15:55,052 UNDERSTAND HOW YOUR COLUMN MAKES THE PONIES THAT YOU'RE WRITING ABOUT FEEL. 547 00:15:55,054 --> 00:15:56,454 THE PONIES THAT YOU'RE WRITING ABOUT FEEL. >> I DO UNDERSTAND, AND WE'VE 548 00:15:56,456 --> 00:15:57,989 ABOUT FEEL. >> I DO UNDERSTAND, AND WE'VE ALL BEEN FEELING GUILTY. 549 00:15:57,991 --> 00:15:59,523 >> I DO UNDERSTAND, AND WE'VE ALL BEEN FEELING GUILTY. BUT WE JUST WANT OUR CUTIE MARKS 550 00:15:59,525 --> 00:16:00,758 BUT WE JUST WANT OUR CUTIE MARKS SO BADLY. 551 00:16:00,760 --> 00:16:02,526 SO BADLY. >> DO YOU REALLY THINK THAT 552 00:16:02,528 --> 00:16:04,261 >> DO YOU REALLY THINK THAT WRITING NASTY THINGS AND MAKING 553 00:16:04,263 --> 00:16:06,030 WRITING NASTY THINGS AND MAKING EVERYPONY FEEL HORRIBLE IS YOUR 554 00:16:06,032 --> 00:16:06,998 EVERYPONY FEEL HORRIBLE IS YOUR DESTINY? 555 00:16:07,000 --> 00:16:09,533 DESTINY? >> WELL, WHEN YOU PUT IT THAT WAY... 556 00:16:09,535 --> 00:16:10,701 >> WELL, WHEN YOU PUT IT THAT WAY... >> NO! 557 00:16:10,703 --> 00:16:13,004 WAY... >> NO! I WON'T LET YOU QUIT! 558 00:16:13,006 --> 00:16:14,372 >> NO! I WON'T LET YOU QUIT! >> BUT THE GOSSIP WE'VE BEEN 559 00:16:14,374 --> 00:16:15,673 I WON'T LET YOU QUIT! >> BUT THE GOSSIP WE'VE BEEN PRINTING IS HURTING EVERYPONY'S 560 00:16:15,675 --> 00:16:16,674 >> BUT THE GOSSIP WE'VE BEEN PRINTING IS HURTING EVERYPONY'S FEELINGS! 561 00:16:16,676 --> 00:16:18,409 PRINTING IS HURTING EVERYPONY'S FEELINGS! >> FEELINGS?! 562 00:16:18,411 --> 00:16:20,211 FEELINGS! >> FEELINGS?! I DON'T CARE ABOUT FEELINGS! 563 00:16:20,213 --> 00:16:22,480 >> FEELINGS?! I DON'T CARE ABOUT FEELINGS! GABBY GUMS IS MY BREAD AND 564 00:16:22,482 --> 00:16:24,048 I DON'T CARE ABOUT FEELINGS! GABBY GUMS IS MY BREAD AND BUTTER, AND I'M NOT GONNA LET 565 00:16:24,050 --> 00:16:25,216 GABBY GUMS IS MY BREAD AND BUTTER, AND I'M NOT GONNA LET YOU GOODY-TWO-HORSESHOES TAKE 566 00:16:25,218 --> 00:16:26,150 BUTTER, AND I'M NOT GONNA LET YOU GOODY-TWO-HORSESHOES TAKE THAT AWAY FROM ME! 567 00:16:26,152 --> 00:16:27,752 YOU GOODY-TWO-HORSESHOES TAKE THAT AWAY FROM ME! >> WE'RE SORRY, DIAMOND TIARA, 568 00:16:27,754 --> 00:16:29,653 >> WE'RE SORRY, DIAMOND TIARA, BUT WE'VE MADE OUR DECISION. 569 00:16:29,655 --> 00:16:31,789 BUT WE'VE MADE OUR DECISION. >> YEAH, YOU CAN'T FORCE US TO 570 00:16:31,791 --> 00:16:36,127 >> YEAH, YOU CAN'T FORCE US TO KEEP GOSSIPING. >> WHEN YOU SEE THESE... 571 00:16:36,129 --> 00:16:38,095 KEEP GOSSIPING. >> WHEN YOU SEE THESE... YOU MAY NOT WANT TO QUIT AFTER 572 00:16:38,097 --> 00:16:38,596 >> WHEN YOU SEE THESE... YOU MAY NOT WANT TO QUIT AFTER ALL. 573 00:16:38,598 --> 00:16:40,464 YOU MAY NOT WANT TO QUIT AFTER ALL. [ WHIRL! ] 574 00:16:40,466 --> 00:16:42,767 ALL. [ WHIRL! ] [ ALL GASP ] 575 00:16:42,769 --> 00:16:45,236 [ WHIRL! ] [ ALL GASP ] I TOLD FEATHERWEIGHT TO DOCUMENT 576 00:16:45,238 --> 00:16:51,108 [ ALL GASP ] I TOLD FEATHERWEIGHT TO DOCUMENT EVERYTHING. 577 00:16:51,110 --> 00:16:54,045 I TOLD FEATHERWEIGHT TO DOCUMENT EVERYTHING. AND THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT HE DID. 578 00:16:54,047 --> 00:16:55,713 EVERYTHING. AND THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT HE DID. >> [ GASPS ] GIVE ME THOSE! 579 00:16:55,715 --> 00:16:57,681 AND THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT HE DID. >> [ GASPS ] GIVE ME THOSE! >> SORRY, GIRLS -- PROPERTY OF 580 00:16:57,683 --> 00:16:59,717 >> [ GASPS ] GIVE ME THOSE! >> SORRY, GIRLS -- PROPERTY OF THE "FOAL FREE PRESS." 581 00:16:59,719 --> 00:17:01,552 >> SORRY, GIRLS -- PROPERTY OF THE "FOAL FREE PRESS." AND IF GABBY GUMS REALLY DOES GO 582 00:17:01,554 --> 00:17:03,054 THE "FOAL FREE PRESS." AND IF GABBY GUMS REALLY DOES GO INTO RETIREMENT, I'LL NEED 583 00:17:03,056 --> 00:17:04,688 AND IF GABBY GUMS REALLY DOES GO INTO RETIREMENT, I'LL NEED SOMETHING TO FILL THAT EMPTY 584 00:17:04,690 --> 00:17:07,224 INTO RETIREMENT, I'LL NEED SOMETHING TO FILL THAT EMPTY COLUMN SPACE. 585 00:17:07,226 --> 00:17:09,060 SOMETHING TO FILL THAT EMPTY COLUMN SPACE. NOW, GET OUT THERE AND BRING ME 586 00:17:09,062 --> 00:17:13,330 COLUMN SPACE. NOW, GET OUT THERE AND BRING ME MORE GABBY GUMS! 587 00:17:13,332 --> 00:17:14,799 NOW, GET OUT THERE AND BRING ME MORE GABBY GUMS! >> WE'LL FIND A WAY OUT OF THIS, 588 00:17:14,801 --> 00:17:15,266 MORE GABBY GUMS! >> WE'LL FIND A WAY OUT OF THIS, GIRLS. 589 00:17:15,268 --> 00:17:16,700 >> WE'LL FIND A WAY OUT OF THIS, GIRLS. >> MAYBE RAINBOW DASH WILL HAVE 590 00:17:16,702 --> 00:17:17,501 GIRLS. >> MAYBE RAINBOW DASH WILL HAVE A STORY FOR US. 591 00:17:17,503 --> 00:17:18,736 >> MAYBE RAINBOW DASH WILL HAVE A STORY FOR US. SHE'S ALWAYS GOOD FOR SOME 592 00:17:18,738 --> 00:17:19,670 A STORY FOR US. SHE'S ALWAYS GOOD FOR SOME GOSSIP. 593 00:17:19,672 --> 00:17:21,338 SHE'S ALWAYS GOOD FOR SOME GOSSIP. >> RAINBOW DASH! 594 00:17:21,340 --> 00:17:23,140 GOSSIP. >> RAINBOW DASH! HEY, RAINBOW DASH! 595 00:17:23,142 --> 00:17:26,277 >> RAINBOW DASH! HEY, RAINBOW DASH! >> WELL, IF IT ISN'T GABBY GUMS. 596 00:17:26,279 --> 00:17:27,745 HEY, RAINBOW DASH! >> WELL, IF IT ISN'T GABBY GUMS. >> YOU HEARD, TOO, HUH? 597 00:17:27,747 --> 00:17:29,346 >> WELL, IF IT ISN'T GABBY GUMS. >> YOU HEARD, TOO, HUH? >> ARE YOU KIDDING? 598 00:17:29,348 --> 00:17:31,282 >> YOU HEARD, TOO, HUH? >> ARE YOU KIDDING? EVERYPONY IN TOWN KNOWS IT'S YOU 599 00:17:31,284 --> 00:17:31,849 EVERYPONY IN TOWN KNOWS IT'S YOU THREE. 600 00:17:31,851 --> 00:17:33,250 THREE. >> DON'T SUPPOSE YOU'LL LET US 601 00:17:33,252 --> 00:17:35,619 >> DON'T SUPPOSE YOU'LL LET US WRITE A COLUMN ON YOU, HUH? 602 00:17:35,621 --> 00:17:37,455 WRITE A COLUMN ON YOU, HUH? [ GRUNTS ] 603 00:17:42,895 --> 00:17:49,434 >> [ CRYING ] >> OH, HI, ANGEL. IS FLUTTERSHY HOME? 604 00:17:54,706 --> 00:18:00,878 [ THUD! ] [ SLOOP! ] >> HEY, WHAT GIVES? 605 00:18:00,880 --> 00:18:01,879 [ SLOOP! ] >> HEY, WHAT GIVES? >> AHA! 606 00:18:01,881 --> 00:18:03,380 >> HEY, WHAT GIVES? >> AHA! TWILIGHT THOUGHT YOU MIGHT TRY 607 00:18:03,382 --> 00:18:04,715 >> AHA! TWILIGHT THOUGHT YOU MIGHT TRY TO SHOW YOUR FACES AROUND HERE, 608 00:18:04,717 --> 00:18:08,552 TWILIGHT THOUGHT YOU MIGHT TRY TO SHOW YOUR FACES AROUND HERE, SO SHE PUT UP A FORCE FIELD. 609 00:18:08,554 --> 00:18:10,888 TO SHOW YOUR FACES AROUND HERE, SO SHE PUT UP A FORCE FIELD. >> OH, COME ON, APPLEJACK. 610 00:18:10,890 --> 00:18:12,790 SO SHE PUT UP A FORCE FIELD. >> OH, COME ON, APPLEJACK. YOU'RE NOT MAD AT US, TOO, ARE 611 00:18:12,792 --> 00:18:13,257 >> OH, COME ON, APPLEJACK. YOU'RE NOT MAD AT US, TOO, ARE YOU? 612 00:18:13,259 --> 00:18:13,757 YOU'RE NOT MAD AT US, TOO, ARE YOU? >> YUP. 613 00:18:13,759 --> 00:18:16,127 YOU? >> YUP. >> YOU'RE NOT EVEN GONNA TALK TO 614 00:18:16,129 --> 00:18:16,594 >> YUP. >> YOU'RE NOT EVEN GONNA TALK TO US? 615 00:18:16,596 --> 00:18:17,795 >> YOU'RE NOT EVEN GONNA TALK TO US? >> NOPE. 616 00:18:17,797 --> 00:18:19,130 US? >> NOPE. >> YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF 617 00:18:19,132 --> 00:18:20,431 >> NOPE. >> YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF, HUMILIATING YOUR 618 00:18:20,433 --> 00:18:21,665 >> YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF, HUMILIATING YOUR SISTER AND ME LIKE THAT. 619 00:18:21,667 --> 00:18:22,800 YOURSELF, HUMILIATING YOUR SISTER AND ME LIKE THAT. WE DON'T WANT TO TALK TO ANY OF 620 00:18:22,802 --> 00:18:24,301 SISTER AND ME LIKE THAT. WE DON'T WANT TO TALK TO ANY OF Y'ALL RIGHT NOW, SO TAKE YOUR 621 00:18:24,303 --> 00:18:25,569 WE DON'T WANT TO TALK TO ANY OF Y'ALL RIGHT NOW, SO TAKE YOUR LITTLE GOSSIP COLUMN AND YOUR 622 00:18:25,571 --> 00:18:27,271 Y'ALL RIGHT NOW, SO TAKE YOUR LITTLE GOSSIP COLUMN AND YOUR EMBARRASSING PHOTOGRAPHS AND 623 00:18:27,273 --> 00:18:31,675 LITTLE GOSSIP COLUMN AND YOUR EMBARRASSING PHOTOGRAPHS AND JUST GO AWAY! 624 00:18:31,677 --> 00:18:32,843 EMBARRASSING PHOTOGRAPHS AND JUST GO AWAY! [ DOOR SLAMS ] 625 00:18:32,845 --> 00:18:34,478 JUST GO AWAY! [ DOOR SLAMS ] [ SHUTTERS SLAM ] 626 00:18:34,480 --> 00:18:35,312 [ DOOR SLAMS ] [ SHUTTERS SLAM ] [ DOOR SLAMS ] 627 00:18:35,314 --> 00:18:37,148 [ SHUTTERS SLAM ] [ DOOR SLAMS ] [ SHUTTERS SLAM ] 628 00:18:37,150 --> 00:18:40,417 [ DOOR SLAMS ] [ SHUTTERS SLAM ] [ DOOR SLAMS ] 629 00:18:40,419 --> 00:18:41,852 [ SHUTTERS SLAM ] [ DOOR SLAMS ] >> WE'VE RUINED ALL OF OUR 630 00:18:41,854 --> 00:18:43,554 >> WE'VE RUINED ALL OF OUR FRIENDSHIPS, AND WE STILL DON'T 631 00:18:43,556 --> 00:18:45,289 FRIENDSHIPS, AND WE STILL DON'T HAVE OUR CUTIE MARKS. 632 00:18:45,291 --> 00:18:48,492 HAVE OUR CUTIE MARKS. >> THIS IS THE WORST DAY EVER. >> OH, YEAH? 633 00:18:48,494 --> 00:18:50,227 >> THIS IS THE WORST DAY EVER. >> OH, YEAH? WAIT TILL TOMORROW -- OUR MOST 634 00:18:50,229 --> 00:18:51,762 >> OH, YEAH? WAIT TILL TOMORROW -- OUR MOST EMBARRASSING MOMENTS ARE ABOUT 635 00:18:51,764 --> 00:18:53,764 WAIT TILL TOMORROW -- OUR MOST EMBARRASSING MOMENTS ARE ABOUT TO BE PUBLISHED FOR EVERYPONY TO 636 00:18:53,766 --> 00:18:54,465 EMBARRASSING MOMENTS ARE ABOUT TO BE PUBLISHED FOR EVERYPONY TO LAUGH AT. 637 00:18:54,467 --> 00:18:56,800 TO BE PUBLISHED FOR EVERYPONY TO LAUGH AT. >> SO WHAT DO WE DO? 638 00:18:56,802 --> 00:18:57,868 >> SO WHAT DO WE DO? >> I DON'T KNOW. 639 00:18:57,870 --> 00:18:59,336 >> I DON'T KNOW. BUT WE'RE NOT LEAVING THIS 640 00:18:59,338 --> 00:19:03,607 BUT WE'RE NOT LEAVING THIS CLUBHOUSE UNTIL WE THINK OF SOMETHING. 641 00:19:03,609 --> 00:19:07,645 CLUBHOUSE UNTIL WE THINK OF SOMETHING. [ BIRDS CHIRPING ] 642 00:19:07,647 --> 00:19:08,646 SOMETHING. [ BIRDS CHIRPING ] >> THAT'S IT! 643 00:19:08,648 --> 00:19:10,414 [ BIRDS CHIRPING ] >> THAT'S IT! GABBY GUMS IS OUT OF TIME. 644 00:19:10,416 --> 00:19:11,715 >> THAT'S IT! GABBY GUMS IS OUT OF TIME. RUN THESE INSTEAD! 645 00:19:11,717 --> 00:19:13,384 GABBY GUMS IS OUT OF TIME. RUN THESE INSTEAD! I WANT THIS PAPER ON EVERY 646 00:19:13,386 --> 00:19:14,919 RUN THESE INSTEAD! I WANT THIS PAPER ON EVERY STREET CORNER IN PONYVILLE! 647 00:19:14,921 --> 00:19:16,353 I WANT THIS PAPER ON EVERY STREET CORNER IN PONYVILLE! >> YES, MA'AM. 648 00:19:16,355 --> 00:19:19,757 >> YES, MA'AM. [ DOOR OPENS ] >> STOP THE PRESSES! 649 00:19:19,759 --> 00:19:21,625 [ DOOR OPENS ] >> STOP THE PRESSES! >> UH...THEY HAVEN'T STARTED 650 00:19:21,627 --> 00:19:22,893 >> STOP THE PRESSES! >> UH...THEY HAVEN'T STARTED YET. 651 00:19:22,895 --> 00:19:25,462 >> UH...THEY HAVEN'T STARTED YET. >> WE HAVE A GABBY GUMS COLUMN! 652 00:19:25,464 --> 00:19:26,530 YET. >> WE HAVE A GABBY GUMS COLUMN! >> HMM. 653 00:19:26,532 --> 00:19:28,799 >> WE HAVE A GABBY GUMS COLUMN! >> HMM. YOU'RE LUCKY I'M NICE. 654 00:19:28,801 --> 00:19:29,700 >> HMM. YOU'RE LUCKY I'M NICE. [ WHIP! ] 655 00:19:29,702 --> 00:19:31,835 YOU'RE LUCKY I'M NICE. [ WHIP! ] THIS BETTER NOT HAPPEN AGAIN, OR 656 00:19:31,837 --> 00:19:32,803 [ WHIP! ] THIS BETTER NOT HAPPEN AGAIN, OR ELSE. 657 00:19:32,805 --> 00:19:34,639 THIS BETTER NOT HAPPEN AGAIN, OR ELSE. [ DING! ] 658 00:19:40,612 --> 00:19:44,548 [ SIGHS ] WELL DONE, DIAMOND TIARA. YOU'VE AVERTED YET ANOTHER 659 00:19:44,550 --> 00:19:45,716 WELL DONE, DIAMOND TIARA. YOU'VE AVERTED YET ANOTHER CRISIS WITH YOUR AMAZING 660 00:19:45,718 --> 00:19:48,385 YOU'VE AVERTED YET ANOTHER CRISIS WITH YOUR AMAZING DIPLOMATIC SKILLS. 661 00:19:48,387 --> 00:19:49,253 CRISIS WITH YOUR AMAZING DIPLOMATIC SKILLS. [ GASPS ] 662 00:19:49,255 --> 00:19:51,488 DIPLOMATIC SKILLS. [ GASPS ] "AN OPEN LETTER TO PONYVILLE BY 663 00:19:51,490 --> 00:19:52,590 [ GASPS ] "AN OPEN LETTER TO PONYVILLE BY GABBY GUMS"?! 664 00:19:52,592 --> 00:19:54,525 "AN OPEN LETTER TO PONYVILLE BY GABBY GUMS"?! WHAT IS THIS?! 665 00:19:54,527 --> 00:19:56,560 GABBY GUMS"?! WHAT IS THIS?! OOH, THEY'RE NOT GONNA GET AWAY 666 00:19:56,562 --> 00:19:57,428 WHAT IS THIS?! OOH, THEY'RE NOT GONNA GET AWAY WITH THIS! 667 00:19:57,430 --> 00:19:59,330 OOH, THEY'RE NOT GONNA GET AWAY WITH THIS! I'LL PUBLISH THOSE PHOTOS 668 00:19:59,332 --> 00:20:00,231 WITH THIS! I'LL PUBLISH THOSE PHOTOS TOMORROW! 669 00:20:00,233 --> 00:20:04,568 I'LL PUBLISH THOSE PHOTOS TOMORROW! THEY MESSED WITH THE WRONG PONY. 670 00:20:04,570 --> 00:20:05,869 TOMORROW! THEY MESSED WITH THE WRONG PONY. >> "TO THE CITIZENS OF 671 00:20:05,871 --> 00:20:07,838 THEY MESSED WITH THE WRONG PONY. >> "TO THE CITIZENS OF PONYVILLE -- FOR SOME TIME NOW, 672 00:20:07,840 --> 00:20:09,773 >> "TO THE CITIZENS OF PONYVILLE -- FOR SOME TIME NOW, YOU'VE BEEN READING THIS COLUMN 673 00:20:09,775 --> 00:20:11,442 PONYVILLE -- FOR SOME TIME NOW, YOU'VE BEEN READING THIS COLUMN TO GET THE LATEST DIRT AND THE 674 00:20:11,444 --> 00:20:12,943 YOU'VE BEEN READING THIS COLUMN TO GET THE LATEST DIRT AND THE HOTTEST BUZZ, BUT THIS WILL BE 675 00:20:12,945 --> 00:20:13,944 TO GET THE LATEST DIRT AND THE HOTTEST BUZZ, BUT THIS WILL BE MY FINAL PIECE. 676 00:20:13,946 --> 00:20:15,813 HOTTEST BUZZ, BUT THIS WILL BE MY FINAL PIECE. WE WANT TO APOLOGIZE FOR THE 677 00:20:15,815 --> 00:20:17,281 MY FINAL PIECE. WE WANT TO APOLOGIZE FOR THE PAIN AND EMBARRASSMENT WE'VE 678 00:20:17,283 --> 00:20:17,881 WE WANT TO APOLOGIZE FOR THE PAIN AND EMBARRASSMENT WE'VE CAUSED." 679 00:20:17,883 --> 00:20:19,750 PAIN AND EMBARRASSMENT WE'VE CAUSED." >> "YOU SEE, I'M ACTUALLY THREE 680 00:20:19,752 --> 00:20:21,885 CAUSED." >> "YOU SEE, I'M ACTUALLY THREE LITTLE FILLIES -- SWEETIE BELLE, 681 00:20:21,887 --> 00:20:23,754 >> "YOU SEE, I'M ACTUALLY THREE LITTLE FILLIES -- SWEETIE BELLE, APPLE BLOOM, AND SCOOTALOO." 682 00:20:23,756 --> 00:20:24,855 LITTLE FILLIES -- SWEETIE BELLE, APPLE BLOOM, AND SCOOTALOO." [ ZIP! ] 683 00:20:24,857 --> 00:20:26,757 APPLE BLOOM, AND SCOOTALOO." [ ZIP! ] >> "AS THE POPULARITY OF OUR 684 00:20:26,759 --> 00:20:28,626 [ ZIP! ] >> "AS THE POPULARITY OF OUR COLUMN GREW, WE GOT SWEPT UP IN 685 00:20:28,628 --> 00:20:29,360 >> "AS THE POPULARITY OF OUR COLUMN GREW, WE GOT SWEPT UP IN THE HYPE. 686 00:20:29,362 --> 00:20:30,861 COLUMN GREW, WE GOT SWEPT UP IN THE HYPE. WE KNEW THAT WHAT WE WERE DOING 687 00:20:30,863 --> 00:20:32,796 THE HYPE. WE KNEW THAT WHAT WE WERE DOING DIDN'T FEEL QUITE RIGHT, BUT WE 688 00:20:32,798 --> 00:20:33,998 WE KNEW THAT WHAT WE WERE DOING DIDN'T FEEL QUITE RIGHT, BUT WE IGNORED THE GUILT BECAUSE 689 00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:35,766 DIDN'T FEEL QUITE RIGHT, BUT WE IGNORED THE GUILT BECAUSE EVERYPONY SEEMED TO WANT TO READ 690 00:20:35,768 --> 00:20:37,768 IGNORED THE GUILT BECAUSE EVERYPONY SEEMED TO WANT TO READ WHAT WE WERE WRITING." 691 00:20:37,770 --> 00:20:39,837 EVERYPONY SEEMED TO WANT TO READ WHAT WE WERE WRITING." >> "FROM NOW ON, WE PROMISE TO 692 00:20:39,839 --> 00:20:41,839 WHAT WE WERE WRITING." >> "FROM NOW ON, WE PROMISE TO RESPECT EVERYPONY ELSE'S PRIVACY 693 00:20:41,841 --> 00:20:43,907 >> "FROM NOW ON, WE PROMISE TO RESPECT EVERYPONY ELSE'S PRIVACY AND WE WON'T ENGAGE IN HURTFUL 694 00:20:43,909 --> 00:20:45,342 RESPECT EVERYPONY ELSE'S PRIVACY AND WE WON'T ENGAGE IN HURTFUL GOSSIP ANYMORE." 695 00:20:45,344 --> 00:20:46,744 AND WE WON'T ENGAGE IN HURTFUL GOSSIP ANYMORE." >> "ALL WE CAN DO IS ASK FOR 696 00:20:46,746 --> 00:20:49,013 GOSSIP ANYMORE." >> "ALL WE CAN DO IS ASK FOR YOUR FORGIVENESS, PONYVILLE. 697 00:20:49,015 --> 00:20:50,948 >> "ALL WE CAN DO IS ASK FOR YOUR FORGIVENESS, PONYVILLE. SIGNING OFF FOR THE VERY LAST 698 00:20:50,950 --> 00:20:55,819 YOUR FORGIVENESS, PONYVILLE. SIGNING OFF FOR THE VERY LAST TIME -- XOXO, GABBY GUMS." 699 00:20:55,821 --> 00:20:57,688 SIGNING OFF FOR THE VERY LAST TIME -- XOXO, GABBY GUMS." >> WELL, STAFF, I GUESS I GAVE A 700 00:20:57,690 --> 00:20:59,323 TIME -- XOXO, GABBY GUMS." >> WELL, STAFF, I GUESS I GAVE A LITTLE TOO MUCH AUTHORITY TO A 701 00:20:59,325 --> 00:21:00,991 >> WELL, STAFF, I GUESS I GAVE A LITTLE TOO MUCH AUTHORITY TO A FIRST-TIME EDITOR. 702 00:21:00,993 --> 00:21:02,693 LITTLE TOO MUCH AUTHORITY TO A FIRST-TIME EDITOR. I'M SORRY, DIAMOND TIARA. 703 00:21:02,695 --> 00:21:04,295 FIRST-TIME EDITOR. I'M SORRY, DIAMOND TIARA. I HAVE TO STRIP YOU OF YOUR 704 00:21:04,297 --> 00:21:05,296 I'M SORRY, DIAMOND TIARA. I HAVE TO STRIP YOU OF YOUR TITLE. 705 00:21:05,298 --> 00:21:06,630 I HAVE TO STRIP YOU OF YOUR TITLE. [ THUD! ] 706 00:21:06,632 --> 00:21:07,831 [ THUD! ] >> [ GRUNTS ] 707 00:21:07,833 --> 00:21:09,033 >> [ GRUNTS ] >> AND FOR THE NEXT EDITOR OF 708 00:21:09,035 --> 00:21:11,468 >> AND FOR THE NEXT EDITOR OF THE "FOAL FREE PRESS"... >> PBHT! 709 00:21:11,470 --> 00:21:13,537 THE "FOAL FREE PRESS"... >> PBHT! >> HERE'S YOUR NEW EDITOR IN 710 00:21:13,539 --> 00:21:14,571 >> PBHT! >> HERE'S YOUR NEW EDITOR IN CHIEF... 711 00:21:14,573 --> 00:21:15,873 >> HERE'S YOUR NEW EDITOR IN CHIEF... FEATHERWEIGHT! 712 00:21:15,875 --> 00:21:18,042 CHIEF... FEATHERWEIGHT! [ ALL CHEERING ] 713 00:21:18,044 --> 00:21:18,842 FEATHERWEIGHT! [ ALL CHEERING ] [ CLACK! ] 714 00:21:18,844 --> 00:21:20,311 [ ALL CHEERING ] [ CLACK! ] >> [ SCOFFS ] HIM?! 715 00:21:20,313 --> 00:21:21,812 [ CLACK! ] >> [ SCOFFS ] HIM?! BUT WHAT ABOUT ME? 716 00:21:21,814 --> 00:21:23,380 >> [ SCOFFS ] HIM?! BUT WHAT ABOUT ME? >> HERE YOU GO! 717 00:21:23,382 --> 00:21:25,649 BUT WHAT ABOUT ME? >> HERE YOU GO! I'VE BEEN PROMOTED TO STAFF 718 00:21:25,651 --> 00:21:26,917 >> HERE YOU GO! I'VE BEEN PROMOTED TO STAFF PHOTOGRAPHER. 719 00:21:26,919 --> 00:21:27,851 I'VE BEEN PROMOTED TO STAFF PHOTOGRAPHER. [ WARBLE! ] 720 00:21:27,853 --> 00:21:29,420 PHOTOGRAPHER. [ WARBLE! ] [ SPLAT! ] 721 00:21:29,422 --> 00:21:32,723 [ WARBLE! ] [ SPLAT! ] [ LAUGHTER ] 722 00:21:33,024 --> 00:21:39,930 >> ♪ MY LITTLE PONY ♪ ♪ MY LITTLE PONY ♪ 723 00:21:50,742 --> 00:21:57,080 ♪ MY LITTLE PONY ♪ ♪ FRIENDS ♪