1 00:00:01,341 --> 00:00:03,710 ♪ It's a sweet life, Still a little messy ♪ 2 00:00:03,779 --> 00:00:05,471 ♪ Magic life full of surprises ♪ 3 00:00:05,540 --> 00:00:09,116 ♪ Fast life Gaze upon my gems ♪ 4 00:00:09,184 --> 00:00:11,277 ♪ It's a fine life because we got each other ♪ 5 00:00:11,345 --> 00:00:13,144 ♪ It's a cute life ♪ 6 00:00:13,212 --> 00:00:17,089 ♪ Living life in our own way, Come and grab a slice of cake! ♪ 7 00:00:17,157 --> 00:00:19,893 ♪ Sweet, magic, fast, posh, fun, cute ♪ 8 00:00:19,961 --> 00:00:22,929 ♪ Pony Life! Fun in every bite ♪ 9 00:00:22,997 --> 00:00:24,923 ♪ Friendship, rainbows Wuh-oh ♪ 10 00:00:24,991 --> 00:00:27,831 ♪ It's a sweet, magic, fast, posh, fun, cute ♪ 11 00:00:27,900 --> 00:00:31,028 ♪ Pony Life! ♪ 12 00:00:34,700 --> 00:00:36,807 Our play went over swimmingly! 13 00:00:36,876 --> 00:00:38,911 Exactly as p1lanned. 14 00:00:38,980 --> 00:00:41,112 Rarity, what are you talking about? 15 00:00:41,180 --> 00:00:43,343 Every single prop in our Play Day play 16 00:00:43,411 --> 00:00:45,250 vanished before our very eyes! 17 00:00:45,319 --> 00:00:49,420 And I got three consecutive standing ovations, 18 00:00:49,489 --> 00:00:52,423 which is exactly the number my Horse-o-scope predicted. 19 00:00:53,924 --> 00:00:55,760 Ah, roses. 20 00:00:55,829 --> 00:00:58,489 The winner's flower! 21 00:00:58,558 --> 00:01:01,135 Fine! I promise I'll share! 22 00:01:02,937 --> 00:01:04,795 No lingering trace of our items, 23 00:01:04,864 --> 00:01:07,766 no signs of scientific eradication. 24 00:01:07,834 --> 00:01:09,842 You're gonna have to explain to us soon 25 00:01:09,910 --> 00:01:11,673 what'n'th'hoof you just said? 26 00:01:11,741 --> 00:01:14,011 That all of our items have been cleanly transported-- 27 00:01:14,079 --> 00:01:16,010 with a special kind of magic! 28 00:01:16,079 --> 00:01:18,385 Chaos magic! 29 00:01:18,454 --> 00:01:20,110 (GASPS) 30 00:01:20,179 --> 00:01:22,822 It does seem to have gotten out of control, lately. 31 00:01:22,891 --> 00:01:24,525 This sounds like a case for... 32 00:01:24,594 --> 00:01:28,027 Detective Rarity! 33 00:01:28,096 --> 00:01:30,054 - (CONFUSED NOISES) - (RARITY WHISTLES) 34 00:01:32,394 --> 00:01:34,727 I knew a mystery was ahoof 35 00:01:34,795 --> 00:01:37,804 when the magic made everything "poof!" 36 00:01:37,872 --> 00:01:39,402 Oooh, that's a good line. 37 00:01:39,470 --> 00:01:42,167 This mystery will be messing up our manes 38 00:01:42,235 --> 00:01:44,208 no more! 39 00:01:44,277 --> 00:01:46,036 I know you're a one-pony problem-solver, 40 00:01:46,105 --> 00:01:48,578 but it's always been my dream to join you on a caper. 41 00:01:48,646 --> 00:01:51,816 Also I know where the magic first got all funky-- 42 00:01:51,885 --> 00:01:54,012 the Potion Ocean! 43 00:01:55,254 --> 00:01:58,220 Then lead the way, Private Eye Pie! 44 00:01:58,289 --> 00:02:00,357 We've got some ponies to prod! 45 00:02:00,425 --> 00:02:03,189 Some Equestrians to question! Some-- 46 00:02:03,258 --> 00:02:05,463 Horsies to hug! 47 00:02:06,501 --> 00:02:08,091 So, uh. 48 00:02:08,160 --> 00:02:10,595 Wait for them at Sugarcube Corner 'til they get back? 49 00:02:10,664 --> 00:02:13,097 - Sounds good. - Um, yeah. 50 00:02:13,640 --> 00:02:15,605 Hmmm. 51 00:02:19,479 --> 00:02:23,876 You have to feel the evidence for answers, Pinkie. 52 00:02:23,945 --> 00:02:27,381 Really become one with the wonders of the mystery. 53 00:02:27,450 --> 00:02:29,388 Or we could just ask this pony. 54 00:02:31,318 --> 00:02:33,593 (COUGHING) 55 00:02:33,662 --> 00:02:35,854 Tell meeeee... 56 00:02:35,922 --> 00:02:38,564 When was the last time YOU encountered magic 57 00:02:38,633 --> 00:02:40,132 on the sand? 58 00:02:40,200 --> 00:02:42,429 - Oh, about three days ago. - Oooh! 59 00:02:42,498 --> 00:02:44,738 There he is! His name is Magic. 60 00:02:44,807 --> 00:02:46,568 We met here three days ago 61 00:02:46,637 --> 00:02:49,302 and we've been best friends ever since! Yoohoo! 62 00:02:49,371 --> 00:02:52,004 Say hello, Magic! 63 00:02:53,308 --> 00:02:55,476 Hmmm... bobbins... 64 00:02:55,545 --> 00:02:57,208 Aaaaaahhhhhh! (IMPACT CRASH) 65 00:02:57,277 --> 00:02:59,220 ♪ 66 00:03:00,788 --> 00:03:02,714 Tell meeeeee.... 67 00:03:02,783 --> 00:03:05,152 Any magical mistakes happen in here? 68 00:03:05,221 --> 00:03:06,755 Actually, yes. 69 00:03:06,824 --> 00:03:09,096 LIBRARIAN: This book has been glowing with purple dust 70 00:03:09,164 --> 00:03:13,628 all morning. - Do you see this, P.I. Pie? 71 00:03:13,696 --> 00:03:15,802 We're one step closer to solving the mystery? 72 00:03:15,871 --> 00:03:17,433 My bookmark's still in here 73 00:03:17,502 --> 00:03:20,265 from when I turned this in last week! 74 00:03:20,334 --> 00:03:22,109 And also... 75 00:03:22,177 --> 00:03:24,802 We're one step closer to solving the mystery! 76 00:03:24,871 --> 00:03:27,276 As I conducted my investigation, 77 00:03:27,345 --> 00:03:29,806 one thing became crystal clear... 78 00:03:29,875 --> 00:03:31,751 You're crazy for craftin' yarn? 79 00:03:31,820 --> 00:03:33,815 No! But also, yes. 80 00:03:33,884 --> 00:03:37,186 I discovered my pursuit of perplexing magical powers 81 00:03:37,255 --> 00:03:39,151 gone kaput was pointless... 82 00:03:39,219 --> 00:03:43,626 because the proof of the problem is present with you ponies. 83 00:03:43,695 --> 00:03:46,365 Actually, I was just about to start by saying-- 84 00:03:46,434 --> 00:03:48,764 I'm the reason! I wished for something really big 85 00:03:48,833 --> 00:03:51,899 on the cotton candy comet and it clogged up the cosmos! 86 00:03:53,274 --> 00:03:55,773 Now no pony's wishes are being granted. 87 00:03:55,842 --> 00:03:57,702 (GASPS) 88 00:03:57,771 --> 00:03:59,871 Actually, I was just about to-- 89 00:03:59,939 --> 00:04:01,781 --My wish didn't come true, either! 90 00:04:01,850 --> 00:04:03,481 Right. Of course. 91 00:04:03,550 --> 00:04:05,383 But I kind of have a whole presentation made so, 92 00:04:05,452 --> 00:04:07,154 if I could just-- - I was so worried that 93 00:04:07,222 --> 00:04:09,548 my wish somehow messed everything up! 94 00:04:09,617 --> 00:04:11,784 Oh, why did I use my wish 95 00:04:11,853 --> 00:04:14,226 on a giant calculator that never came... 96 00:04:14,295 --> 00:04:16,654 That's actually what I was getting to-- 97 00:04:16,723 --> 00:04:18,396 my wish was in the library. 98 00:04:18,464 --> 00:04:21,229 I wished for a second sparkly bookmark... 99 00:04:21,298 --> 00:04:23,136 and it never came! 100 00:04:23,205 --> 00:04:26,703 Wait-- you said "the proof is with us." 101 00:04:26,771 --> 00:04:30,242 If none of our wishes came true, then there's no jam. 102 00:04:30,311 --> 00:04:34,047 So another pony messed it up. But who? 103 00:04:34,116 --> 00:04:36,683 No, dear Twilight! Isn't it obvious? 104 00:04:36,752 --> 00:04:38,677 It was... YOU! 105 00:04:38,746 --> 00:04:41,421 - (GASPS) - (EVIL LAUGHTER) 106 00:04:42,551 --> 00:04:45,386 Ohh, it all started weeks ago 107 00:04:45,455 --> 00:04:47,391 on a typical Wednesday, 108 00:04:47,459 --> 00:04:49,394 I was going about my normal business, 109 00:04:49,462 --> 00:04:53,059 AKA wreaking absolute and complete chaos 110 00:04:53,128 --> 00:04:56,995 with a total disregard for normalcy on my weekly stroll, 111 00:04:57,063 --> 00:04:59,400 and after I filled all of Rarity's hats 112 00:04:59,469 --> 00:05:01,064 with swamp mud-- - Huh?! 113 00:05:01,133 --> 00:05:03,839 I started messing with your wishes... 114 00:05:05,775 --> 00:05:08,079 DISCORD: My mischievous master plan 115 00:05:08,148 --> 00:05:09,743 went off without a hitch! 116 00:05:09,812 --> 00:05:13,551 But I soon discovered... I wanted more. 117 00:05:13,620 --> 00:05:16,715 Just wait and see what I do with those wishes. 118 00:05:16,783 --> 00:05:18,891 It's going to be deliciously 119 00:05:18,959 --> 00:05:20,684 OUT OF CONTROL! 120 00:05:20,752 --> 00:05:22,957 (EVIL LAUGHTER) 121 00:05:24,966 --> 00:05:26,961 (COLLECTIVE GASPS) 122 00:05:27,933 --> 00:05:29,964 ♪ 123 00:05:30,969 --> 00:05:35,439 ♪ 124 00:05:35,508 --> 00:05:39,609 Here are the cold, hard milkshakes! 125 00:05:39,678 --> 00:05:42,472 I mean-- facts! Our wishes have disappeared! 126 00:05:42,541 --> 00:05:45,546 Now that we know that it was Discord who did the dirty deed, 127 00:05:45,615 --> 00:05:47,280 I think it's time we got some-- 128 00:05:47,349 --> 00:05:49,047 --JUSTICE! 129 00:05:49,116 --> 00:05:52,154 I was gonna say "answers," but that works too! 130 00:05:52,223 --> 00:05:54,087 (ROCK MUSIC) 131 00:06:06,073 --> 00:06:08,604 Hmm? Please come in. 132 00:06:08,673 --> 00:06:12,006 Entrez-vous, my four-legged friends. 133 00:06:13,476 --> 00:06:15,445 Okay, Mr. Discord, 134 00:06:15,514 --> 00:06:17,281 we've got questions, you've got-- 135 00:06:17,350 --> 00:06:19,679 - Finger sandwiches? - (GASP) 136 00:06:19,748 --> 00:06:22,351 My hoofness, it's so civilized! 137 00:06:22,420 --> 00:06:24,148 But I shan't partake... 138 00:06:24,216 --> 00:06:25,956 Well, I'm too polite to turn down a snack... 139 00:06:26,025 --> 00:06:28,752 (MUNCHING) 140 00:06:28,821 --> 00:06:31,364 (RAVENOUS MUNCHING) 141 00:06:31,432 --> 00:06:34,094 So there I was, clutching the guard-rails 142 00:06:34,163 --> 00:06:36,926 of this rickety little bridge, and the troll said 143 00:06:36,995 --> 00:06:38,601 I had to answer his riddle. 144 00:06:38,670 --> 00:06:41,671 So I, asked the troll a counter-riddle 145 00:06:41,740 --> 00:06:44,808 and when the troll failed to answer said riddle, 146 00:06:44,876 --> 00:06:48,138 he turned into stone! But I couldn't move the stone 147 00:06:48,206 --> 00:06:50,214 so I still couldn't cross the bridge! 148 00:06:50,282 --> 00:06:52,450 So... what did'ja do? 149 00:06:52,519 --> 00:06:55,353 I went home and listened to a ponycast 150 00:06:55,422 --> 00:06:57,848 about comedic uses for dark magic. 151 00:06:57,917 --> 00:06:59,860 Very compelling, actually. 152 00:06:59,929 --> 00:07:01,719 (MANE 6 GIGGLING) 153 00:07:01,788 --> 00:07:03,395 So, my fair fillies, 154 00:07:03,463 --> 00:07:05,827 as to what do I owe the pleasure? 155 00:07:05,896 --> 00:07:08,962 Oh right! Where might our missing wishes be, 156 00:07:09,030 --> 00:07:12,038 Discord dear? We'd really like to know. 157 00:07:12,107 --> 00:07:15,139 Actually, we demand to know! 158 00:07:15,207 --> 00:07:16,736 (MANE 6 GROWL) 159 00:07:16,804 --> 00:07:18,544 I'll never tell! Never ever! 160 00:07:18,613 --> 00:07:22,411 I must ask you to leave post-haste. GOODBYE! 161 00:07:22,480 --> 00:07:24,545 Woaaahh! (IMPACT THUDS) 162 00:07:24,614 --> 00:07:26,353 Well that didn't work. 163 00:07:26,421 --> 00:07:29,082 Maybe he was lying about taking our wishes. 164 00:07:29,151 --> 00:07:32,890 Not tootin' likely! But I know he's up to somethin'. 165 00:07:32,958 --> 00:07:35,755 If only we could get into that big twisted noodle of a brain 166 00:07:35,824 --> 00:07:37,725 and find out what he's thinking. 167 00:07:37,794 --> 00:07:40,265 (GASP) Rarity, you're a genius! 168 00:07:40,334 --> 00:07:41,930 We should shrink ourselves down, 169 00:07:41,999 --> 00:07:44,203 get in Discord's head, and see what's going on 170 00:07:44,272 --> 00:07:46,096 with those wishes for ourselves! 171 00:07:46,165 --> 00:07:48,806 - Let's do it! - Oh, it's on! 172 00:07:49,945 --> 00:07:52,007 (STEALTHY MUSIC) 173 00:07:57,317 --> 00:07:59,075 (YAWNING, LIMBS CRACKING) 174 00:07:59,144 --> 00:08:01,187 Ahhhh, what a lovely morning... 175 00:08:01,256 --> 00:08:03,221 time to gather some swamp mud, 176 00:08:03,289 --> 00:08:04,949 make it rain chocolate-- 177 00:08:05,017 --> 00:08:06,720 Oh, look, the morning paper! 178 00:08:06,788 --> 00:08:09,121 I just adore the funny pages. 179 00:08:09,190 --> 00:08:11,864 Fan out, Tiny Pony Potion Paratroopers, 180 00:08:11,933 --> 00:08:13,963 GO! GO! GO! 181 00:08:15,961 --> 00:08:17,970 Huh. My brain itches. 182 00:08:18,039 --> 00:08:19,733 Hmm. Oh well. 183 00:08:19,802 --> 00:08:21,971 - Aaaahhhh! - Woooaahhhh! 184 00:08:24,476 --> 00:08:26,805 Wow! Discord's brain is... 185 00:08:26,874 --> 00:08:28,645 tidier than I thought! 186 00:08:28,714 --> 00:08:31,475 But this maze is still mighty confusin'. 187 00:08:31,544 --> 00:08:34,448 How will we know where to find his memories..huh? 188 00:08:34,517 --> 00:08:36,055 (MANE 6 GASP) 189 00:08:36,124 --> 00:08:38,622 (MANE 6 SCREAMING) 190 00:08:38,691 --> 00:08:41,788 Aww! Maybe this adorable mutant bunny 191 00:08:41,856 --> 00:08:43,929 can help us? Hello there! 192 00:08:43,998 --> 00:08:46,727 (HISSING) 193 00:08:46,796 --> 00:08:49,235 Sorry, I had a snake for lunch. 194 00:08:49,304 --> 00:08:51,798 Well, one of us did. Password? 195 00:08:51,867 --> 00:08:55,769 Fluttershy, but the E is a 3. 196 00:08:55,838 --> 00:08:57,937 Uh, no we changed it last week. 197 00:08:58,006 --> 00:08:59,771 We had to add an exclamation point. 198 00:08:59,839 --> 00:09:02,241 Not you! Them! 199 00:09:02,310 --> 00:09:05,743 Fluttershy, exclamation point, and the E is a 3. 200 00:09:05,812 --> 00:09:08,116 You may pass. 201 00:09:09,055 --> 00:09:11,020 ♪ 202 00:09:13,195 --> 00:09:15,822 Woah! (IMPACT THUD!) 203 00:09:15,891 --> 00:09:17,862 - (ETHEREAL WHIRRING) - Huh? 204 00:09:19,498 --> 00:09:22,559 Hey everypony, over there! 205 00:09:27,207 --> 00:09:29,071 (GASPS IN AWE) 206 00:09:35,445 --> 00:09:37,013 Here it is! 207 00:09:37,082 --> 00:09:40,510 A catalog of how Discord spent everypony's wishes! 208 00:09:40,579 --> 00:09:42,485 FLUTTERSHY: "A million mice, a million mousetraps, 209 00:09:42,554 --> 00:09:44,217 more wishes, fewer wishes, 210 00:09:44,286 --> 00:09:46,451 the ability to breathe ice instead of fire-- 211 00:09:46,520 --> 00:09:48,355 PINKIE PIE: -- "an apple orchard the size of a planet, 212 00:09:48,424 --> 00:09:51,187 a TV show starring me as every character, an olympic-sized pool 213 00:09:51,256 --> 00:09:53,156 and an indoor gym--" - Wait-- 214 00:09:53,224 --> 00:09:54,864 These are all of our wishes! 215 00:09:54,933 --> 00:09:57,099 He took them all! - (FRUSTRATED GROWLS) 216 00:10:00,804 --> 00:10:03,406 - (ATCHOO!) - (MANE 6 SCREAM) 217 00:10:03,475 --> 00:10:06,742 What in Equestria?! 218 00:10:06,811 --> 00:10:09,679 How did you--? What's going on?! 219 00:10:09,748 --> 00:10:11,977 We're asking the questions, buddy! 220 00:10:12,046 --> 00:10:14,012 We know you spent every wish-- 221 00:10:14,081 --> 00:10:16,412 --INCLUDING OURS! - Yeah! 222 00:10:16,481 --> 00:10:18,916 So, what do you plan on doing about it? 223 00:10:18,985 --> 00:10:21,052 I plan on... erm... 224 00:10:21,121 --> 00:10:22,892 Offering you another sandwich? 225 00:10:22,960 --> 00:10:24,764 And by the way, whatever you did in there, 226 00:10:24,833 --> 00:10:27,859 my ears have never felt cleaner! - (GROANS OF DISGUST) 227 00:10:27,928 --> 00:10:30,000 Aren't I a stinker? 228 00:10:31,104 --> 00:10:33,168 ♪