>Day 1201 in Equestria
>You've been here for the better part of 3 years, nearly 4.
>Rarity has recommended a classy night out for just the two of you, to a place in Canterlot she stumbled upon "by accident".
>Having grown up among borderline high-society, you're no stranger to quiet evenings, piano music, rare wines and the finer things in life
>"Wonderful, Darling! I'll meet you at the station after I close the shop for the day. Oh, it's going to be such fun, just the two of us!"
>Checking yourself infront of the mirror, you look pretty god damn classy
>With everything good, you head out the door
>And fall over Fluttershy
Oh for fucks sake
>"Hello, Anon!"
>She seems more chipper than usual, you might even say confident
Fluttershy.
>"Where are you going?"
I'm off for a nice evening out with Rarity, hopefully I can enjoy a quiet evening and not get harassed by anyone, namely, you.
>Her ears go flat and you wonder if it was because you said you wanted her not to be harassed or because you were going out with Rarity
>"w-well y-you have a n-nice night out... Anon..."
>So much for confidence
>You shake your head as she flies away
Bloody horse.
>You meet Rarity at the station 10 minutes later
>"Ready to go?"
Yeah. Never been to Canterlot before, except when I first got here. Should be a fabulous evening, Rarity
>She grins at your usage of her favourite word
>"Fabulous, darling."

>whether you wanted her not to harass you*
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>You arrive in Canterlot an hour later
>It's dark by now, and Luna's sky is just as beautiful as ever
>"It's just this way, Anon, follow me!"
>You follow her through the streets of Canterlot, taking in the sights and sounds and enjoying the cool breeze
>After a while you stop and nearly bump into Rarity
>"We're here! Well, Anon. Welcome to the Fine String!"
>You look where she's looking at a very luxurious establishment, they even have a red carpet leading into the place
>You whistle
Classy
>"Mmm, quite. Shall we?"
After you, my lady
>She giggles and half-dances into the place
>You're glad she's happy. Business hasn't been good lately for her
>The moment you step through the door you locate the bar, since that's where you'll be most of the night
>You sit down and the barkeep looks at you
>"Evening, sir. What can I get for you?"
I'll have a scotch, please
>He nods and goes to get your drink
>"Well well well. You're certainly a unique specimen."
>You turn and find yourself looking into the eyes of an elegant looking mare, grey coat and black mane with a treble clef Cutie Mark.
I'm sorry?
>She smiles and extends a hoof
>"Octavia"
Anonymous

>"I don't think i've seen a creature such as yourself around here before."
I don't often come to Canterlot. I've been living in Ponyville for the last 3 years
>"Ponyville! You don't say... I have- I uhh, had... A good friend there"
>The way she puts emphasis on "Good" makes you raise an eyebrow
So. What brings you here this evening?
>She looks back at you and you could have sworn you saw her bat her eyelashes at you
>"Oh you know. A bit of this and that. Maybe have some fun along the way"
I'm not sure I follow
>She leans in towards you
>"You are a curious creature, Anonymous"
Please, call me Anon
>"...Anon", she slowly repeats
>"Well, Anon... Do you have a special someone back in... Ponyville?"
>Oh god she's not
>You just met
I- well. Not as such...
>Her eyes light up and she begins to look at you hungrily
>"Reeeeeally? Well that won't do, a handsome thing such as you shouldn't be alone."
>How the bloody fuck do ponies find you attractive. Honestly. You're not even the same species
>The bartender hands you your drink
>You glance at him and nod
Thanks, Fluttershy.
>You turn back to Octavia and your eyes widen
>You spin back to look at the Bartender full on
>Fluttershy is standing there wearing a fake moustache, a top hat, a monocle, a tuxedo and what appears to be bright pink leg warmers
What.
>"Ah! Guten Tag, mein friend!"
What.
>"Ve are Flutt Shynekoff, arch duke ov Anonspants! Ve are most pleasured to finally meet you!"
What.

>Octavia slowly turns back to face you
>"I, uhh, Anon. Do you know this... Mare?"
Yes. She's called Fluttershy and I have absolutely no idea what she's doing here, or even how she got here
>This would normally be where the evening has failed, you leave and drag Fluttershy home, then apologise to Rarity later.
>But things take a turn for the worst when you see Octavia's hungry-eye level skyrocket
>"You... Know an Element of harmony?
Well I know all 6, actually. Infact Rarity is over there
>You look over to Rarity, who's leaving out the back with 3 stallions 2 times her size
>Oh god why
>You look back at Octavia, who's practically drooling
>You look at Fluttershy, who's also drooling, but then again she does it all the time so you've grown used to her doing it
Listen... Octavia-
>"No no! Please, call me Octy. All my friends do"
>She put emphasis on friend, like she did with "good"
>This is getting out of hand
Miss "Octavia", I understand that you're interested but i'm going to have to decline
>"And why's that, dear?"
>At that moment in time, your brain decides that this evening has been boring. It decides to mix things up a bit
>You start thinking of a thousand excuses a second
>Everything ranging from "2 weeks to live" to "Toxic Semen"
>Yet somehow, after over 10,000 excuses have been created, processed, and thrown away, you decide to say the worst possible thing
I'm already dating someone
>You fucking idiot.
>Octavia and Fluttershy both say "What?!" though Fluttershy sounds a bit more desperate
>Octavia recovers faster than Fluttershy and presses on
>"Who?"
Fluttershy
>Fuck you, brain.
>Fuck you too, Anonymous

>Fluttershy begins hyperventilating
>Octavia looks pissed
>Rarity is nowhere to be seen
>This drink is actually Fluttershy's... juices
>How can this night get worse?
>Octavia's eye twitches
>"You... Are dating... THIS mare?"
Well, no, that was just-
>"YEEEEEEEEEEEES!"
>Fluttershy launches herself across the table and slams into you, knocking you off your chair and to the floor
>She's dripping wet and her eyes are bigger than is possible
FLUTTERSHY WHAT ARE YOU-
>She starts kissing your face over and over again while saying "yay" inbetween each one
>You push her off and stand up
>Octavia is looking at you with a face like thunder
>"If you honestly think i'm going to let something as.. Exotic... as you walk away from me, you've got another thing coming"
>You notice that she's also a bit wet
>How long has she been like that?
>Fluttershy is beaming at you
>"Anon! I knew you loved me!"
>Octavia laughs
>"Don't be ridiculous, "Flutt Shynekoff", he deserves a mare of class and elegance, like me"
>Fluttershy freezes and her face contorts to one of rage
>You've seen this before
Oh god no
>"You... You want to steal my Anon away from me?"
Oh shit
>"It won't be stealing if he willingly comes to me"
Oh fuck
>You brace yourself for the coming storm, and hope that the bar has enough money to fix the damages


>"NOBODY TOUCHES MY MONKEY"
>Fluttershy uppercuts Octavia, sending her flying over the bar
>Not to be outdone, Octavia begins hurling bottles of whiskey at Fluttershy, who nimbley dodges the alcoholic-missiles, making her way towards the grey mare
>A bottle flies past your head and knocks the security guard unconscious
>You quickly run towards the entrance but then you remember
>Aww shit, where's Rarity?!
>You then see the back door open, and in struts Rarity, looking very relaxed and pleased with herself, before the door closes behind her you see 3 twitching stallions on the floor
>She walks up to you and grins, oblivious to the cum in her mane and on her cheek
>"Well, Anon. Ready to go?"
>You give her a dead pan look and point to the war taking place in the middle of the room
>Fluttershy has her war face on and is taking cover behind an overturned table
>Meanwhile Octavia found a case full of Buck Lite and is hurling them with such force, that they take bits of the table with them when they strike Fluttershy's defences
>"YOU'LL HAVE TO DO BETTER THAN THAT, YOU MONKEY STEALING BITCH!"
>"GO BACK YOUR MUDHOLE, YOU UNCULTURED MULE!"
>A mule near the back of the room looks pretty pissed at that comment
>Rarity tuts
>"Oh my. Well I can't say i'm surprised. Octavia has somewhat of an obsession with exotic creatures"
And i'm exotic how?
>"You're the only one of your kind on this planet
Oh yeah. Want to get out of here?
>She smiles up at you
>"Yes."
>You both head towards the door, leaving the two human-obsessed mares to wage war in your name
>As you leave the building you look back and see a good portion of it collapse and catch fire
>Soon the whole building is up in flames and you can see Octavia and Fluttershy on the roof fighting it out with some kind of complicated Horse-martial arts

>Rarity seems unfazed
>Can't really blame her. She's friends with Pinkie Pie
>You both head towards the train station, leaving the building to collapse and the two mares to battle forever more
>You're surprised at Rarity though. You didn't think of her as promiscuous.
>But then again, a girl has needs, as she says.
>1 hour later you're on the train back to Ponyville
>Rarity is snoozing against your shoulder and Fluttershy sits across from you
So... What brought that on
>"nobodystealsmymonkey"
What?
>"I said no one steals my monkey"
Your monkey.
>"My monkey"
>You sigh
You have issues Fluttershy
>"Yep"
>You're shocked at how normal she sounded saying that
You ok? You took quite a beating back there
>Looking at her, she's covered in burns, stinks of alcohol, you can see bruises and cuts all over her from the glass, her left eye is shut due to a deep scar and her leg look pretty badly damaged.
>"I didn't want her taking you away from me"
She wasn't going to do that, Fluttershy, I wouldn't let her
>She smiles at you, and then winces in pain
>You gently lie Rarity down and sit next to Fluttershy
>She doesn't even look at you, she's clearly in too much pain to turn her head
Hey... You took a serious beating in my name. You know how badass that is?
>She giggles, then winces again
>You smile at her
Thanks, Fluttershy
>You pull her closer to you with your arm and she falls asleep on you
>The mare nearly got herself killed trying to defend your honour
>Not many people have ever done that
Oh Fluttershy

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