>You are Anon.
>And Applejack done goofed up.
>You're in cahoots with Fluttershy.
>She's just as pissed as you are.
>Oh man, vengeance is going to be sweet.
>You're in the barn that Applejack and Rainbow Dash tossed you in.
>Dash will get what's coming to her.
>In the meantime, that fucking apple bucker is going down.
>Fluttershy has got your back.
>This is too good to be true.
"Flutters, are they still out there?"
>"No, they just left actually."
"I'm gonna kill her."
>"Anon, now I know how she can be, but don't get mad sweetie..."
"I'm not mad, I'm furious, the nerve of those two."
>"Then get even."
"Oh I will, just point me toward that Applebitch, I'll give her something to choke on!"
>"Oh my wow Anon, what would that be?"
"Her own blood."
>"Anon you're not thinking straight. Celestia will have you exiled to the moon or worse."
"There's something worse than getting exiled to the moon?"

>"For attempting murder on an Element of Harmony? I'd rather spare you the details. All you need to know is, it doesn't involve lube at all."
>What?
"What?"
>"Yes it's exactly what you're thinking, now we can get her a different way without having to worry about Celestia breathing down your back."
"Okay. I'm listening."
>"I think I know just the thing. Don't worry my love, I already have a plan."
"Mind telling me?"
>"I will in due time."
"Damn it Flutters."
>"Hey do you want to get her back or not?"
"Point made."
>"I'll fulfill your revenge, for a price."
"A price? What the hell? I thought we were on the same page here."
>"Applejack is my friend Anon, a little encouragement is all I'm asking for."
>Just how little is that encouragement?
>Doesn't matter, you're going to get AJ back, it'll be worth it.
"Name your price."
>"We cuddle and I get a belly rub."
>Okay not bad you can work with this.
"Alright, anything else?"
>"You give me a sock you came into, unwashed."
"Ugh okay."
>Well that's not such a bad price.
>"Ummm one more thing?."

"Fine."
>"Rut me?"
"No way in hell."
>"Darn, worth a shot, okay umm I dry hump you for 30 uninterrupted seconds?"
>You give her an evil glare.
>"Okay okay, umm rub the unwashed sock you came in on my belly as we cuddle in your bed?"
>Fuck she drives a hard bargain.
>Then Applejacks words fly into your head.
>"Ah think you'd make a mighty fine present for Fluttershy."
>The bitch is going down.
"Deal! I will stuff that sock in your pony vag if need be."
>Fluttershy's eyes begin to sparkle, and a hopeful smile on her face.
>"Really?! Oh Anon that's the best news I've heard all day!"
>Shit, you went a bit overboard there.
>Still though, fuck Applejack.
>She thinks that's funny huh?
>Oh she will regret this day for the rest of her life.
"Who know Flutters, lets see how well your plan works out."
>"EEP! I won't let you down Anon!"

>Next day evening.
>You are at home, on your couch waiting for Fluttershy to show up.
>It's about 8pm
>A rhythmic knock occurs on your door.
>You get up from your couch and walk to the door.
>You creep the door open a little bit.
>The two of you are being really discreet.
"What's the password?" you whispered.
>"The circle must be broken."
"Alright, did you bring the stuff?"
>"Yes, now let me in."
>You open the door and find that Fluttershy is in a ninja costume and a dufflebag next to her.
"What's with the get up?"
>"Oh this old thing, it's nothing, I used to wear it when I would come into your room at night and watch you sleep."
"That's creepy."
>"Oh you didn't have to worry, I only watched you to make sure you were safe."
"Yes, because Celestia forbid if someone broke into my house while I was asleep."
>"Hey in order to stop danger, you must be the danger."
>facepalm.jpg
>"I also may have satisfied my urges a few times."
"Wait so last week, all that moaning I heard?"
>"That was me, sorry. I'll try and be more quiet next time."
"There won't be a next time. I'll make sure of that."
>"We're getting off subject here Anon."
>You move out of Fluttershy's way and she trots into your house with the dufflebag in her mouth.

>Fluttershy places the duffle bag in front of the couch and begins searching through it.
>You close the door.
>"Think fast sexy!"
"What? huh?"
>You catch a clipboard with a list attached to it and pen without even realizing it.
>Feel rike a ninja.
>"Okay Anon we need to go through the checklist."
"Alright, ropes and hook?"
>"Check."
"Duct tape?"
>"Got it."
"filly napping bag big enough to fit Applejack and flashlight?"
>"Check em'."
"Anon's ninja costume...wait, what?"
>"Check, here ya go."
>She tosses you your ninja costume.
>You catch it, nearly dropping the check list in the process.
"You got me a ninja costume?"
>Fuck yes! Now you can really feel rike a ninja.
>"Fits perfectly, I got your measurements 3 weeks ago while you slept and Rarity started working on it yesterday with no charge."
"Th-thanks Flutters... I guess."
>"Not a problem."
>Fluttershy has earned some cool points with you.
>"I'll go through the rest of the checklist while you change."

>You toss her the checklist and pen and walk to your bathroom.
>You change into your ninja costume
>Fits perfectly and comfortable as hell.
>Look into the mirror.
>Time to let out the inner child.
>You bow to the mirror reflection of yourself.
"You're going down Grandmaster Anon The Wise One."
"Let's see how your Ninja training has come along, young grass hopper."
>Bust out Kung-fu moves like a boss. Punches and round-house kicks everywhere.
"Hmmm, you've improved young grass hopper, but do you know...White Lotus? WOAAAA-"
>"Anon, what are you even doing?"
>You stop cold in your tracks, apparently you forgot to close your bathroom door.
>Fluttershy is leaning against the door frame with a grin on her face.
"H-how long have you been standing there?"
>"Long enough."
>Fluttershy starts laughing.
"Hey, stop laughing. You foolish filly."
>"Let's go Grandmaster Anon The Wise One. We've got an apple bucker to take down."
"Right."
>You sneak your way out the bathroom a bit embarrassed.
>Dat ghetti.
>Well you have to sneak everywhere you go, you're a ninja now.
>All this talk about ninjas.

>You make your way to the living room in total silence.
>"Alright everything is in order, here's your walkie talkie."
"Wait, they have walkie talkies in Equestria?"
>"Well duh, magic not included. I'm going the have to send Twilight a fruit basket after this."
>You shrug it off, there are just some things you don't question in Equestria.
>The next half-hour consisted of going over the plan and setting points and places.
>Going over code names,code words and phrases should you one of you get lost.
>Sweet Apple Acres is huge, you can hide two cemeteries worth of bodies and no one would know.
>You and Fluttershy we're going to strike at 2 in the morning.
>In the meantime, you wait.
>And wait....
>Midnight hits the clock with a left hook.
>You are getting pumped.
"Oh yeah, time teach this apple bitch a lesson!"
>"Just remember what we agreed to sweetie."
"Whatever. Let's GO!"
>"It's only 12 silly."
"What's wrong with a head start?"
>"Ok, we could get everything ready."
"YES!"
>You and Fluttershy grab all the equipment and solid snake your ways out of the door.

>Your soundless journey to Sweet Apple Acres wasn't so bad.
>Only Berry Punch walking about humping anything that moves.
>Good thing you're a ninja.
>Note to self: Don't walk around late at night, unless you're a ninja.
>You arrive at Sweet Apple Acres.
>Oh man you can taste the sweet revenge and smell sweet apples.
>You have no idea what time it is, you should really get a wrist watch.
>Maybe it's around 1:30am
>You and Fluttershy make your way to the house the apple bucker bitch dwells in.
>Fluttershy knows which room she's in, and it has a window.
>Excellent.
>But you have to be quiet so no one can hear you.
"Alright, you got the rope?"
>"Of course, ready to put AJ in her place?"
"Yes, by the way how'd you get Rarity to make the costume so fast?"
>"I may have told her that you gave in and we were going to have ninja sex."
"...Ninja sex?"
>"Hey, if it's stupid and it works it's not stupid."
"But ninja sex?"
>"Yes, sounds fun huh?"
"It does, but before you ask, it's not my fetish."
>"Oh well, now let's get Applejack."

>You are Applejack
>You check the time.
>12:29 am
>It's probably a good idea to get some rest.
>But you just can't get Anon out of your mind.
>Great Celestia he's dreamy.
>He's the only one of his kind to end up in your town of the entire planet.
>You do kinda feel bad for messin' with him for in the past few days.
>You should have apologized today, he must have his Critters Jittered something fierce when you tossed him in that barn all tied up.
>All tied up and helpless.
>Doing whatever you desire to him and can do nothing about it...
>Gosh darn it, did you really let that opportunity pass you up?
>Applejack how could you be so stupid?
>He would have got some good lovin'. He must never know.
>He's already got Fluttershy on his tail and she did call dibs first.
>Fucking Fluttershy.
>But you're not one for lying, he's sexy when he's mad.
>Angry sex is your fetish, you like it rough and tough.
>You know just the thing tomorrow that will send him to a boiling point.
>Welp time to get some sleep, you're up way too late as it is.
>But maybe stay from under the covers, it's a little hot to be sleeping in covers.

>Another hour passes by and you're still sleeping.
>You're dreaming about Anon feeding you apples and giving you a belly rub.
>Sweet Luna patoona.
>You wake up in a half sleep state.
>"Wait, Flutters why do you need to climb up the rope? You have wings."
>"Ssshhh, it's funner that way. Don't question my methods, and use code names damn it."
>"Sorry Lemon Nightwing."
>"Don't let it happen again, Picklewolf."
>"The next time we do something like this, I'm picking the code names."
>You must still be dreaming, it sounds like Anon teamed up with Fluttershy.
>Like that will ever happen. You'll hate apples with a passion before Anon even thinks about teaming up with her.
>"Whatever, let's get this over with."
>This should be entertaining.
>Suddenly, Anon jumps on top of you.
>Oh this dream is getting better by the second.
>Suddenly, feel your legs tied up.
"What the hay? Anon what are you-"
>Duct tape is put on your mouth.
>What kind of dream is this?
>You're picked up and tossed into a huge bag.
"MMmmfff Nmmmn nnnnfff!"
>"Shut it Applebitch."
>What the Discord cake?

>Everything is dark and you can't say a damn thing.
>About an hour has passed since you've been snatch.
>You have no idea where you're going.
>Just being dragged along in some huge ass bag.
>All you can do is hear Fluttershy and Anon talk back and forth.
>You've decided this is not a dream.
>Well duh, Applejack.
>Hush it brain, now you decide to talk? Some help you were back there.
>"You really think this'll work, Lemon Nightwing?"
>"Of course it will, Picklewolf."
>Who do they think they're fooling? You know who they are.
>Using codes names, that's just silly.
>You finally fall asleep in the bag.
>Granny Smith is gonna be filled with rage when she finds out you're missing.
>Mostly because you won't be able to work tomorrow.

>You wake up in some sort of shed or barn.
>You know it doesn't belong to Sweet Apple Acres.
>You're still tied up and silenced.
>Hooks and chain are everywhere.
>This is gettin' a little scary.
>Well at least they was nice enough to let you have your hat.
>Or were they smart enough to take the hat with them.
>They know if your family came into your room and you was missing without your hat, they'd know something isn't right.
>Smart move.
>You look at the bottom of the door and see sunlight beaming from under it.
>It must be about noon.
>You see two figures approach the door.
>"Do we still have to use code names?"
>"Yes we do, now you have everything in the duffle bag, right?"
>"Yes, I'm not an idjit Lemon Nightwing."
>Idjit, ha that's funny.
>The door opens.
>You squint your eyes from the sudden beam of light attempting to bake your eyes.
>You see Fluttershy and Anon in ninja costumes.
>Well ain't that cute.
>"Hello Applejack, we hope you enjoy your stay."
>Anon rubs his hands together like he's got something crazy in mind.
>Fluttershy does her evil genius laugh.
>"Oh feel free to scream all you want AJ, no one will hear you."
>Welp you done goofed.
>Is it too late to apologize?

End of Part 4