>Be some semi-intelligent Anon.
>you have a speech skill of 80 and charisma of 7, and a unarmed of 100 and strength of 10.
>Day 482 in Equestria.
>You have been able to smooth talk most of the ponies into giving you things you need to live here.
>You got muffins for life from Derpy, a job from Applejack, a place to reside from the Mayor.
>You also mugged the diamond dogs for about... 6000 Bits.
>It's about 8PM, when you see your bro, Rainbow Dash.
>"Hey Anon, what's up?"
"Nuffin but 'dis muffin."
>You swear you're addicted to muffins.
>She rolls her eyes. "Oh, haha. I was wondering if you wanted to go to the bar.. But I can see you're busy with the muffins."
"Heh, you kidding? I can always go for some drinks with my main bro!"
>When you say bro, she winces.
>Something's nagging at you, so you decide to try to have her .
"Something the matter...?"
>"N-No it's nothing"
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"I can see that something is displeasing you. You winced when I called you bro. You’ve been doing it for about 2 months now..."
>"It's fine. It's nothing, really."
*REQUIRES A SPEECH SKILL OF 90 OR HIGHER*
> Shrugging, you decide to try again later when you're both drunk off your asses.
>With the power of lazy writing you both are drunk off your asses, walking back to your place.
>Somehow, when you're drunk, you gain a +30 in your speech skill.
"So...*hic* bro, what was that about earlier..?"
>"Wazzat?"
"Ya know, when I asked you*hic* bout that flinch after the word bro."
>She looks like she's thinking, then she talks.
*SPEECH CHECK PASSED*
>"It's just, why am I your 'Bro'? Why can't I be more than that?"
"Wha... what ya mean? Like a super bro or something?"
>"No," Dash says, walking ahead of you. "More than that.
>Her already unstable walking is made even more unstable.
>Her tail is lifted up into the air, giving you full view of her nethers.
>You swear you saw a dynamic entry point there, cause your intellect just dropped to zero.
"Super Ultra Mega Bro, with benefits?"
>She stops in place and looks at you.
"W-wha?"
>You shrug "err... friends with benefits?"
>The hell is coming out of your drunk mouth? You're talking to a horse.
>A sexy... amazing... blue...horse.... *weird slurping noise*
>No, bad drunk brain!
>But you wants it... You needs it....
>Shaking your head, you hear RD speaking to you. "Whazzat mean?"
"Iz like we're dating... But not unofficially."
>That's not even CLOSE to the right answer. Why are you doing this brain!?
>You're the one who drank a barrel of hard cider.
>Iz not my fault pony booze is weak!
>Before you could go back to arguing with yourself, you hear RD talk again. "Like a trial period?"
"Ya, if iz dun work out, we can just be friends again."
>Why are you still talking? Everything that's coming from your mouth is wrong.
>Because you wanna give this a shot. Rainbow has been here for you, through thick and thin.
>She has saved you, almost as much as you saved her.
>Well, in different ways of course.
>You've saved her by talking her out of stupid stunts
>She has saved you by helping you rebuild your house after the Diamond Dogs destroyed it.
>Three times.
>You had to use all the bots you took from them and then some to rebuild it.
>You stew in your thoughts, before getting knocked out of them by a door.
>That you ran into.
>It's attached to your house...
>You hear RD laughing her drunk ass off behind you, as you grumble to yourself.
>You reach into your pocket, and unlock the door.
"It wasn't THAT funny..."
>She drunkenly walks into the house. "Yeah it was."
>In your drunken mind, you recall something.
>Something about Pegasus wings and how they're incredibly sensitive to touch.
>You lurch forward, and even with your sneak of 5, you somehow manage to get behind her without her noticing.
>you quickly tackle her, and pin her to the ground.

=Clop=
>Her wings are splayed out, and you move your hands to her right wing.
>"A-anon! What are you-"
>She lets out a moan as soon as you start massaging her wing.
>You feel your pant leg get damp, as her crotch starts to leak fluids.
>you start to lower one hand to her crotch.
>You stop when you feel a mass, just above her marehood.
>They're small, but you immediately know what they are.
>You grope one, and not but a few seconds later she starts shuddering.
>Was it that good for her?
>That damp feeling on your leg? It turned into a feeling of sticking your leg in a river.
>She was gushing out juices like a damned faucet.
>Then your drunk ass noticed one more thing.
>It's been there for a while, trying to say hi, and making a tent in your pants.
>It seems Rainbow noticed Lil Anon Jr. too, "A..anon? I don't want to leave you hanging..."
>You don't even recall why you were doing this in the first place, or your morals for that matter.
>You drunkenly pick her up and carry her to your room.
>Orr... bathroom it seems...
>Not really caring, you kick off your shoes and undo your soaked pants.
>All with one hand.
>The other hand is holding Rainbow under the flank as you two kiss.
>You stumble over your discarded pants, and over to the tub.
>Somehow, without falling over, you manage to get in the tub.
>Now you know why you got into the bathroom.
>You like your bed not full of marejuices.
>Or puke, knowing how much you both drank.
>No ones done that yet, thank god.
>In the tub, Rainbow attempts to stand up, but lost her footing and falls marehood first, on your fully erect member.
>Dash squeaks out in pain, and stays there, rigid and unmoving.
>You can feel her marehood squeezing your member; tightness that of a virgin.
>She soon, though, starts to move. You can see some tears building in her eyes.
>Her mouth quivered a bit, and she loosed a quiet whimper.
>You decide to see if you could help her with her pain.
>You lean forward, and put your hand behind her head, pulling her towards yours.
>You lock lips with her, and move your left hand down to her now fully extended wings.
>Toying with the tip of her left wing, you hear her groans of pain subside little by little.
>Dash's squeals of pain seemed to have melded into moans as she shakes her hips, grinding into you.
>She pushes away from the kiss and lets out a small groan.
"You're not hurting, are you?" you ask, still concerned about how she initially reacted.
>"N-no.  *pant*  I... it sorta feels nice," Dash says, moving her hips side to side, wincing from her actions.  "I kinda... like it."
>What.
>You were not expecting that at all.  She must really like it rough, you think.
>In your drunken stupor, you push your head back up and lock lips once more with her.
>She doesn't squander around, shoving back with equal force into the sloppy kiss.
>You bring your hands down, roughly slapping her flanks on either side.  She lets out a moan in your mouth, not once deterring from the kiss.
>You slap her flank once more, harder than before and elicit a loud groan from her.
>The kiss the two of you shared had gotten extremely fervent as your tongues danced in one another's mouths.
>Dash started to move herself up and down on you with some trouble due to her tightness.
>Roaming your hands on her bottom, you reach down and find where the two of you are intimately bonded.
>You lightly start to squeeze around, probing your fingers around her bottom.  Little squeals from Dash are what you get in return.
>As you squeezed around, you felt another opening back here.  You forget what it's called, but it had something to do with a mares sexual... stuff.
>Fuck, too hard to think right now.  And fuck this as well, it's getting played with too.
>Taking your fingers, you spread alongside the area, forcing a long moan from Dash.
>Her movements on you have sped up, shoving harder into you.
>Feeling for the right time in her hole, just as it was opening, you shove a finger inside.
>Dash shoves hard against you from the action, taking you fully into her.
>She lifts her head from the kiss, panting hard for air.
>You feel your crotch drown in marejucies, as her maregasm went full blast.
>The entire lower half of your body was now soaking wet.  It helped you were currently in the tub.
>Her shuttering soon subsided, and she focused her eyes on you.
>There's a slight look of awe in them.  "Y-you're still hard." she mutters out.
>You could see a smile start to creep across her face.  The new look in her eyes scares you a little...
>"Let's move..."
"What, out of the tub?"
>"I mean a new position... I wanna be on all fours. And if you even think of pulling out while moving, you'll regret it."
>This new request scares you a little, especially the last bit.
>You think on just how to accomplish this.  Suddenly, a thought pops up in your drunk head.
>A smile creeps across your face, forcing Dash to drop her smile.
>"A-anon?" she questions, unsure of what you mean to do.
>You immediately grab her body and hold her close to you.
>With a mighty hop, you jump on top of the tubs side, inciting you to roll over and fall on Dash.
>You hilt yourself deep inside her, your entire weight now on the mare.
>Dash winces from the pain, but you could see a smile planted on her face.
>She must have enjoyed that more than you thought, the dirty mare.
>Pulling Dash close up to your crotch, you lift her body and move her on the side.
>Now this next part was gonna be tricky in your stupor.
>You start to move around, lifting her backside up when you needed to, rotating yourself until you were lying on her back.
>It took a while, but you somehow managed.  You felt like you needed a reward or something for accomplishing that shit.
>Oh wait, here's your reward!  Dash was still forced on the ground with her stomach flat up against it.
>You had to lean over just to make sure you kept in her.
>Dash begins to struggle up, but with your help she's soon on all fours with a pleased look on her face.
>"Now I want you to thrust me as hard as you can!"
>Now you see why she had you turn.
>She wasn't able to move that well due to the tightness of her marehood.
>You pull out until the tip is barely in her marehood., and hear her groan out a mixture of pleasure and pain.
>With all of your might, you plunger your member deep inside of her.
>Dash lets out a loud moan bordering on yelling.  You hoped your neighbors were asleep.
>Wait, fuck that shit!  You hoped they woke up hearing your awesome skills in action!
>Pulling your member back out, you slam it back into her with the same force you used before.
>Dash squeals this time, making you smirk.  You wanted to hear more of her squealing.
>...
>...
>That's the thing with being drunk.  You have a tendency of forgetting some of the good bits.
>You recalled you were going at her for all hours into the night, and in many different positions.
>As your memory started working over the nights events, you find yourself lying on the ground in the bathroom floor.
>Dash was currently lying on top of you, fast asleep while holding either side of you.
>Feeling around, you could feel your member was still in her.  You were surprised at that.
>You hear a groan from Dash as she shoves her head into your chest.
>"What the buck happened last night...?"
>She moves a little bit, and recalls a little of what happened, cause, well. Your dick was still in her.
>She turns three shades of red, and pulls of of you.
>"I..I... Ohmygod..."
>You grab her head, and pull her into your chest.
"What I remember of last night, was amazing..."
>She pushes away from your chest with a hoof, and looks into your eyes.
>She looks for a long moment, and closes in on you face, and pecks your lips with a kiss.
>"Same here...."
>You wrap your arms around her and hug her.
>The hug last for a while, until you look around the bathroom.
>It looks like Katrina passed through here.
>The floor is almost flooded with...
>You take some in your hand, and taste it.
>... This shit tastes like Skittles.
>You pull away from dash, and flip her upside down.
>"Hey, wha-" You take a long lick along her marehood, and she quiets up.
>Tastes like fucking skittles.
"Dash, I fucking love you."
>You look down to her face, and see her blush, "M..me too, I love you too."

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