My dick is called Taco Bell because bitches love it in their mouths but hate it in their ass
Do you like yoga? Because yoganna love this dick
My dick is called Asthma because it leaves bitches breathless
My dick is called Grayson Allen because it's white but it still outperforms the black ones
My dick is called Duke because fuck Duke
My dick is called Jesus because it has risen
My dick is called NASA because it's wanting to visit Uranus
My dick is called iPhone Battery because it never lasts as long as I want it to
My dick is called Spider because bitches scream "OH MY GOD IT'S HUGE" when they see it
My dick is called Leonardo DiCaprio because it's always getting screwed.

My dick is called Drunk Selfie because bitches make weird faces when taking it
My dick is called Roller Coaster because bitches scream when they ride it
My dick is called Hide and Seek because ready or not. Here it comes
My dick is called Spring Break because bitches are so ready for it to come
Your dick is called The Weekend because it's way too short to satisfy anyone
My dick is called Snow because bitches love getting several inches of it
My dick is called Woman Crush Wednesday because it literally crushes women
My dick is called Grammy Award because bitches dream of holding it in their hands
My dick is called Rob Gronkowski because it's going to be getting a ton of pussy tonight
My dick is called Patriots Bandwagon because a shit ton of people are going to be riding it this year

My dick is called Uptown Funk because Uptown Funk gon' give it to yaa
My dick is called Summer because bitches are so ready for it to come
My dick is called Frozen because bitches just can't let it go
Your dick is called Winter Break. It finished too quickly
My dick is called The Titanic because so many bitches went down on it
Your dick is called Winter Break because it doesn't last long enough to make anyone happy
My dick is called New Year because the whole world celebrates when it comes
My dick is called New Year's Kiss because thirsty bitches complain if they're not getting it
My dick is called Hard Liquor because bitches keep taking it even though it can cause damage to their internal organs
My dick is called Christmas Present because I make sure to always wrap it before I give it to her

Your dick is called Grinch's Heart because it's three sizes too small
My dick is called Santa Claus because it's going to be coming tonight
Your dick is called Snapchat because it can only last a few seconds
My dick is called Bubbles because bitches love blowing Bubbles
Oh you're into fitness? How about fitness dick in your mouth?
My dick is called Complicated Joke because dumb bitches won't get it
My dick is called Jehovah's Witness because I'm boutta bend Jehovah so you can Witness this dick
My dick is called Biggie Smalls because it is Notoriously B.I.G
My dick is called Finals Week because it is extremely hard and keeps bitches up all night
My dick is called ACL Tear. Bitches have a hard time walking after getting it

My dick is called Mind. I love when bitches blow my Mind
My dick is called Pride. Bitches have a hard time swallowing Pride
Your dick is called Thanksgiving Break because it's too damn short to satisfy anybody
My dick is called Thanksgiving Dinner. The stuffing is the best part
My dick is called Snickers
Snickers satisfies
Your dick is called the iPhone Charger because it's white and never long enough
My dick is called Instagram Picture because bitches have to think about the best angle to take it
My dick is called Gatorade. Is it in you?
My dick is called Exercise because fat bitches aren't getting any of it

My dick is called Coin Flip because it's either getting head or getting tail
Damn, Auburn choked harder than bitches do on my dick
My dick is called Halloween because bitches dress up all slutty for it
My dick is called Friday because bitches thank god for it
My dick is called Kansas City Royals because it goes a lot further than anyone expects it to
My dick is called Life. Women make it hard
My dick is called Columbus Day because bitches get off on it
Your dick is called The Weekend because it's too damn short to satisfy anybody
My dick is called Regina George because many girls have been personally victimized by it
My dick is called Spider because bitches scream "OH MY GOD IT'S HUGE" when they see it

My dick is called Peyton Manning because it can score pretty quickly
My dick is called Pumpkin Spice Lattes because white girls are addicted to it
My dick is called Hide and Seek because ready or not, here it comes
My dick is called The iPhone 6+ because it's fucking massive
My dick is called Eggo because bitches never wanna leggo my Eggo
My dick is called iPhone 6 because bitches can't wait to get their hands on it
My dick is called Math Homework because it's long and hard but bitches do it anyway
My dick is called Ice Bucket Challenge because it gets bitches wet
My dick is called Breakfast in Bed because Omelet you suck it
My dick is called Bipolar Teenaged Girl because you never know when it will blow up in your face

My dick is called Cute Relationship because it's what all bitches really want
My dick is called Pretty Little Liars Series because it's really fucking long and all the bitches are addicted to it
My dick is called Chipotle because bitches love having it in their mouths
My dick is called Starbucks because all the white girls want to get it
My dick is called Selfies because bitches are taking it 24/7
My dick is called Toilet because it's always getting ass
My dick is called Cocoa Puffs because bitches go cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs
My dick is called Summer because bitches wish it would last forever
My dick is called Vine because bitches can only take it a few seconds at a time
My dick is called Lucky Charms because bitches are always after me lucky charms

My dick is called Nintendo Cartridge because bitches blow it before they stick it in
My dick is called Offensive Joke because some bitches get hurt when it goes too far
My dick is called Spongebob because it's always in a bikini bottom
My dick is called Roller Coaster because bitches scream when they ride it
My dick is called Hungry Squirrel because it's always trying to bust a nut
My dick is called All State because it's always in good hands
My dick is called Rubik's Cube because the more you play with it, the harder it gets
My dick is called Pillow because it's always getting head at night
My dick is called Drake because nothing was the same for the bitches who get it
My dick is called Friend Without A Car because it's always looking for a ride

My dick is called Spa because bitches love getting facials from it
My dick is called Drunk Selfie because bitches make weird faces when taking it
My dick is called Iggy Azalea because it's white but might as well be black
My dick is called Mario Götze because it's going to be getting a ton of pussy tonight
My dick is called Cleveland Cavaliers Bandwagon because a shit ton of people are going to be riding it this year
My dick is called Germany because it is always penetrating Brazilian bitches
My dick is called Germany because it loves giving bitches a good pounding
My dick is called the Titanic because so many bitches went down on it
My dick is called Costa Rica because it goes a lot farther than bitches expect it to
My dick is called Fireworks because bitches cheer when it explodes

My dick is called Attention because bitches love fucking Attention
My dick is called USA vs Belgium because it lasts 2 hours and bitches cry when it's over
My dick is called USA because no matter how hard it is, it can always push through
My dick is called Cell Phone because bitches love whipping it out and playing with it
My dick is called Portugal because fuck Portugal
My dick is called Harry Potter because it would like to Slytherin your chamber of secrets
My dick is called Mike's Hard Lemonade. It is strictly for pussies
My dick is called Abusive Cat Owner. It beats the pussy up
My dick is called Regina George. Many girls have been personally victimized by it
My dick is called Bubbles because bitches love blowing Bubbles

My dick is called USA because it scores pretty quickly
My dick is called Awkward Teenager because it will do anything to fit in
My dick is called Nike because bitches Just Do It
My dick is called Netherlands because it loves giving bitches a good pounding
My penis is called Richard, because it's a longer version of a Dick
My dick is called Twitter because bitches are on it all day
My dick is called Lebron James' Cramp, because you can't walk right after you get it
My dick is called The Big Bang because it accidentally created life once
My dick is Google because it has everything that you're searching for
My dick is called The Fault In Our Stars because bitches can't stop thinking about it and are so ready for it to come

My dick is called Heatwave because it makes bitches take their clothes off
My dick is called Genie because if you give it a rub, it can grant all of your wishes
My dick is called Fred because it'll fuck you right in the pussy
My dick is called #ThrowbackThursday because bitches look back on it as one of their fondest memories
My dick is called Finals Week because it's long, hard and bitches aren't ready for it to come
Your dick is called Jameis Winston because it has crabs
My dick is called The School Year because the school year is way too long and way too hard
My dick is called Hard Liquor because bitches enjoy taking it even if it can cause internal damage to their organs
My dick is called #WomanCrushWednesday because it literally crushes women
My dick is called Taylor Swift because once it goes in, your vagina is never, ever getting back together

Your dick is called The Weekend because it's too damn short to satisfy anyone
My dick is called Batman because bitches love it when my Dark Knight rises
My dick is called NASA because it's wanting to visit Uranus
My dick is called Kentucky Basketball Team. It's better because it's black
My dick is called How I Met Your Mother Series Finale because it makes bitches cry
My dick is called March Madness Bracket because it's always getting fucked
My dick is called Mercer because it makes bitches choke
My dick is called Irish Person on St. Patrick's Day because bitches are always wanting to kiss it
My dick is called Homework because bitches need to do it every night
My dick is called Juan Pablo. Because it's a dick.

Your dick is called the Puppy Bowl because it makes bitches say "awwww."
My dick is called Anti-Life Alert because you won't be getting up after you get it.
My dick is called Flappy Bird. Girls suck at it.
My dick is called Richard Sherman because it's big, black and scary.
My dick is called Jameis Winston. It's big, black and isn't afraid to go deep.